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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Liquid Chicken posted:

LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - so many ticks, poison ivy, yellow jackets/ground bees, black widow spiders in the screens, venomous snakes, crazy rear end co-workers, drunk or drugged or both at the same time co-workers, lovely motels, lovely motel room shared with a co-worker of the type mentioned earlier, paid dick, having to keep receipts for all your food in hopes of reimbursement for that $20/day per diem, work in temp ranges from -20 F to 110F, and smell like a mix of dirt, sweat and Deet. CRM field archaeology is one of the most cursed rear end professions. You do get to dress like an unwashed homeless person for work. Yes office workers look down their noses at the field folk and it's even worse if the archaeology dept. is housing in an engineering firm (gently caress you Louis Berger, Inc., URS, Greenhorne & O'mara and other poo poo engineer firms). Office folk would call us "Sticks & Bones" as well as Raggamuffins as if we strolled out of the Charles Dicken's novel.

For the curse tax - 2003 Secaucus, NJ. Aerial photo of the burial removal project for an exit ramp to a train station. We removed over 4,500 bodies by hand. This was a potter's field - burials of the damned. Unknowns picked up dead off the streets, prisoners, asylum patients, poorhouse residents, orphans, smallpox hospital patients and anyone else unwanted. You can see the grave shafts in the pic - two burials per shaft. We worked from the cold of winter, through the heat of summer and end in the fall. So much loving mud - much of it contaminated with a witches's brew of chemicals (hey! it's New Jersey!). At one point we excavated skeletons from under the supports of the NJ turnpike. Most of us lived in an Extended Stay hotel for this time period. Lots of booze, drugs, parties, cook outs and hook ups on our off hours. I even met my wife here (dig buddies). The buildings on the property were from a youth detention center (kiddie prison). Building on the left - where we ate lunch, changed clothes, stored some tools and where banker boxes of skeletal remains were processed. Similar building on the right is where those banker boxes of 4,500+ people were stored until reinternment later on.



can I sleep in those kinda sunken grave looking flooded holes?

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Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Descend to slumber posted:

Here's a sample of recent ones, some are reused from general construction guy memes but still fit the context, others are very archaeology specific, I have spoiler texted my own comments in case you want to enjoy the images without commentary:

As an ex-Commercial Archaeologist in the UK this was super relatable, we went through a lot of the same bs (though from folk I've met who did CRM it sounds way more feral in the US)

Descend to slumber
May 12, 2001



Liquid Chicken posted:

LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - so many ticks, poison ivy, yellow jackets/ground bees, black widow spiders in the screens, venomous snakes, crazy rear end co-workers, drunk or drugged or both at the same time co-workers, lovely motels, lovely motel room shared with a co-worker of the type mentioned earlier, paid dick, having to keep receipts for all your food in hopes of reimbursement for that $20/day per diem, work in temp ranges from -20 F to 110F, and smell like a mix of dirt, sweat and Deet. CRM field archaeology is one of the most cursed rear end professions. You do get to dress like an unwashed homeless person for work. Yes office workers look down their noses at the field folk and it's even worse if the archaeology dept. is housing in an engineering firm (gently caress you Louis Berger, Inc., URS, Greenhorne & O'mara and other poo poo engineer firms). Office folk would call us "Sticks & Bones" as well as Raggamuffins as if we strolled out of the Charles Dicken's novel.

For the curse tax - 2003 Secaucus, NJ. Aerial photo of the burial removal project for an exit ramp to a train station. We removed over 4,500 bodies by hand. This was a potter's field - burials of the damned. Unknowns picked up dead off the streets, prisoners, asylum patients, poorhouse residents, orphans, smallpox hospital patients and anyone else unwanted. You can see the grave shafts in the pic - two burials per shaft. We worked from the cold of winter, through the heat of summer and end in the fall. So much loving mud - much of it contaminated with a witches's brew of chemicals (hey! it's New Jersey!). At one point we excavated skeletons from under the supports of the NJ turnpike. Most of us lived in an Extended Stay hotel for this time period. Lots of booze, drugs, parties, cook outs and hook ups on our off hours. I even met my wife here (dig buddies). The buildings on the property were from a youth detention center (kiddie prison). Building on the left - where we ate lunch, changed clothes, stored some tools and where banker boxes of skeletal remains were processed. Similar building on the right is where those banker boxes of 4,500+ people were stored until reinternment later on.



HOOOOOOOLY gently caress!

That project sounds cursed ten different ways! I got started late so I'm only nine years in or so, despite being the "old guy" on the crew. I haven't worked there but I've heard that the US is one of the worst places to work, right up there with Great Britain and the middle east. I had some American's working on my crew this summer because the large engineering firm I work for bought their company and they waited half the day to build up the courage to ask permission to stop working in order to walk to the toilets, and then were shocked when I said they didn't need permission, just let someone know and then go.

Edit: Of course a CRM arky from GB posted while I was writing this to chime in that GB is a tough place to work - I did my masters there and wanted to stay but could never have made enough working in arky to satisfy the visa requirements because it would have paid just barely above minimum wage.

Here's one final round of curse tax about arky as a career:






In most jurisdictions you need a university degree just to get out in the field and then rapidly find you're doing back breaking labour with no autonomy on an expedited schedule and getting paid less for it than the lowest paid dude on a typical construction crew... you know.. that dude.

There is a real and serious debate over which shovels are best and it's a much broader discussion than you might expect. O-handles are apparently better for ergonomics.

Leaverite is a slang term for something that looks like an artifact, but isn't. Also in use are the terms "Huckerite", "Tractor-fact", "Notafact", and "flying rock" (as in you shout "Looks like a flying rock to me!" as you throw it off site so no one else mistakes it for an artifact). Those terms are not the most respectful and can get their users in hot water on some sites.

Mage 4 LYFE!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Liquid Chicken posted:

LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - so many ticks, poison ivy, yellow jackets/ground bees, black widow spiders in the screens, venomous snakes, crazy rear end co-workers, drunk or drugged or both at the same time co-workers, lovely motels, lovely motel room shared with a co-worker of the type mentioned earlier, paid dick, having to keep receipts for all your food in hopes of reimbursement for that $20/day per diem, work in temp ranges from -20 F to 110F, and smell like a mix of dirt, sweat and Deet. CRM field archaeology is one of the most cursed rear end professions. You do get to dress like an unwashed homeless person for work. Yes office workers look down their noses at the field folk and it's even worse if the archaeology dept. is housing in an engineering firm (gently caress you Louis Berger, Inc., URS, Greenhorne & O'mara and other poo poo engineer firms). Office folk would call us "Sticks & Bones" as well as Raggamuffins as if we strolled out of the Charles Dicken's novel.

For the curse tax - 2003 Secaucus, NJ. Aerial photo of the burial removal project for an exit ramp to a train station. We removed over 4,500 bodies by hand. This was a potter's field - burials of the damned. Unknowns picked up dead off the streets, prisoners, asylum patients, poorhouse residents, orphans, smallpox hospital patients and anyone else unwanted. You can see the grave shafts in the pic - two burials per shaft. We worked from the cold of winter, through the heat of summer and end in the fall. So much loving mud - much of it contaminated with a witches's brew of chemicals (hey! it's New Jersey!). At one point we excavated skeletons from under the supports of the NJ turnpike. Most of us lived in an Extended Stay hotel for this time period. Lots of booze, drugs, parties, cook outs and hook ups on our off hours. I even met my wife here (dig buddies). The buildings on the property were from a youth detention center (kiddie prison). Building on the left - where we ate lunch, changed clothes, stored some tools and where banker boxes of skeletal remains were processed. Similar building on the right is where those banker boxes of 4,500+ people were stored until reinternment later on.



that's loving baller tho

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Yeah all the arky talk/memes are a cool peek behind the curtain on something I don’t know a lot about. Thanks guys!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Liquid Chicken posted:

LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - so many ticks, poison ivy, yellow jackets/ground bees, black widow spiders in the screens, venomous snakes, crazy rear end co-workers, drunk or drugged or both at the same time co-workers, lovely motels, lovely motel room shared with a co-worker of the type mentioned earlier, paid dick, having to keep receipts for all your food in hopes of reimbursement for that $20/day per diem, work in temp ranges from -20 F to 110F, and smell like a mix of dirt, sweat and Deet. CRM field archaeology is one of the most cursed rear end professions. You do get to dress like an unwashed homeless person for work. Yes office workers look down their noses at the field folk and it's even worse if the archaeology dept. is housing in an engineering firm (gently caress you Louis Berger, Inc., URS, Greenhorne & O'mara and other poo poo engineer firms). Office folk would call us "Sticks & Bones" as well as Raggamuffins as if we strolled out of the Charles Dicken's novel.

For the curse tax - 2003 Secaucus, NJ. Aerial photo of the burial removal project for an exit ramp to a train station. We removed over 4,500 bodies by hand. This was a potter's field - burials of the damned. Unknowns picked up dead off the streets, prisoners, asylum patients, poorhouse residents, orphans, smallpox hospital patients and anyone else unwanted. You can see the grave shafts in the pic - two burials per shaft. We worked from the cold of winter, through the heat of summer and end in the fall. So much loving mud - much of it contaminated with a witches's brew of chemicals (hey! it's New Jersey!). At one point we excavated skeletons from under the supports of the NJ turnpike. Most of us lived in an Extended Stay hotel for this time period. Lots of booze, drugs, parties, cook outs and hook ups on our off hours. I even met my wife here (dig buddies). The buildings on the property were from a youth detention center (kiddie prison). Building on the left - where we ate lunch, changed clothes, stored some tools and where banker boxes of skeletal remains were processed. Similar building on the right is where those banker boxes of 4,500+ people were stored until reinternment later on.



Dig wife.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Liquid Chicken posted:

LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years -


I dunno. The paid dick sounds like a nice benefit.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



pyf bong

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Schlongbong

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




#blessed thread is thataway, friend

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




OK

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Captain Hygiene posted:

#blessed thread is thataway, friend

nah, he's a racist piece of poo poo, correct thread

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



`Nemesis posted:

nah, he's a racist piece of poo poo, correct thread
Tbf Pharaoh should've let his people go.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


All I know about archeology is my best friend somehow seems to have redeveloped London's entire archeology survay system so it's marginally easier and quicker for billionaires to get permission to dig through 600 years of London history to build an underground bird sanctuary/dog grooming mansion/drag strip, because they can easily check to see if the site shares any characteristics with other sites and hence if it's actually worth protecting or not. Seemed very cool.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Drone_Fragger posted:

All I know about archeology is my best friend somehow seems to have redeveloped London's entire archeology survay system so it's marginally easier and quicker for billionaires to get permission to dig through 600 years of London history to build an underground bird sanctuary/dog grooming mansion/drag strip, because they can easily check to see if the site shares any characteristics with other sites and hence if it's actually worth protecting or not. Seemed very cool.

I have zero problem with billionaires buried in their collapsed basements.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The pyramid tombs of the west are primarily schemes, and go downward.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Nothing of value is here lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Unless you value bass fishing.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Humphreys posted:

I have zero problem with billionaires buried in their collapsed basements.

Same, however his job was more "how many of the 172 Roman bathhouse ruins in London do we actually need to preserve?" The answer is generally "not all of them"

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

i've always thought this sparkling water make from norway has kind of an unfortunate name

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
When you first take the top off the bottle shouts “Mazel tov!”

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Scratch Monkey posted:

When you first take the top off the bottle shouts “Mazel tov!”

The hissing noise the bottle makes sounds almost exactly like a guy who just realized he has made a terrible mistake.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Liquid Chicken posted:

LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - so many ticks, poison ivy, yellow jackets/ground bees, black widow spiders in the screens, venomous snakes, crazy rear end co-workers, drunk or drugged or both at the same time co-workers, lovely motels, lovely motel room shared with a co-worker of the type mentioned earlier, paid dick, having to keep receipts for all your food in hopes of reimbursement for that $20/day per diem, work in temp ranges from -20 F to 110F, and smell like a mix of dirt, sweat and Deet. CRM field archaeology is one of the most cursed rear end professions. You do get to dress like an unwashed homeless person for work. Yes office workers look down their noses at the field folk and it's even worse if the archaeology dept. is housing in an engineering firm (gently caress you Louis Berger, Inc., URS, Greenhorne & O'mara and other poo poo engineer firms). Office folk would call us "Sticks & Bones" as well as Raggamuffins as if we strolled out of the Charles Dicken's novel.

For the curse tax - 2003 Secaucus, NJ. Aerial photo of the burial removal project for an exit ramp to a train station. We removed over 4,500 bodies by hand. This was a potter's field - burials of the damned. Unknowns picked up dead off the streets, prisoners, asylum patients, poorhouse residents, orphans, smallpox hospital patients and anyone else unwanted. You can see the grave shafts in the pic - two burials per shaft. We worked from the cold of winter, through the heat of summer and end in the fall. So much loving mud - much of it contaminated with a witches's brew of chemicals (hey! it's New Jersey!). At one point we excavated skeletons from under the supports of the NJ turnpike. Most of us lived in an Extended Stay hotel for this time period. Lots of booze, drugs, parties, cook outs and hook ups on our off hours. I even met my wife here (dig buddies). The buildings on the property were from a youth detention center (kiddie prison). Building on the left - where we ate lunch, changed clothes, stored some tools and where banker boxes of skeletal remains were processed. Similar building on the right is where those banker boxes of 4,500+ people were stored until reinternment later on.



This is about half a mile away from that site:

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

RoastBeef posted:

This is about half a mile away from that site:


I'm not surprised in the least. In one location of the project we came across a "purple dye". They never fully told us what that poo poo was, but we had to wear full body white Tyvek suits in that area to excavate. Also at time the grave shafts would fill with water and there was usually a rainbow slick of petro and other chemicals floating on top. At one time long ago Secaucus use to have farms that grew produce to feed to people of New York City. Now it's a wall to wall shithole.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So the Toxic Avenger was an optimistic view of NJ huh.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Jesus how did they get that piercing in there? Imma guess jackhammer

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
dated a gal with some serious abs once, it was ok.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

You know she’s strong bc she’s using an airplane seatbelt as a pantsbelt

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
They are gonna feel silly when they find out that guy was just pulling his shirt up to show off his abs

I did laugh out loud at that group name though. Never saw anything that blatant pop up when actually using Flickr years ago

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYMp3p9L5aE

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/onthebulletin/status/1587676249832521728?s=20&t=q31Dkla8M6TJGUDMIPO9mA

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Dr. Quarex posted:

They are gonna feel silly when they find out that guy was just pulling his shirt up to show off his abs

I did laugh out loud at that group name though. Never saw anything that blatant pop up when actually using Flickr years ago

I had a bunch of views for a photo on Flickr that I had taken of a Red Sox pre-season game, like 100x more than anything else I had taken.

I realized that someone had crossposted it to the “bulgepics” group, which i didn’t know was a thing.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Whose bulge were you taking pics of?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I have done field work collecting insects and fish for science. Not as back breaking as archaeology, but I can relate to some of it.

The plants mentioned above are not toxic, won’t burn or sting on immediate contact, but can still hurt you really bad if you don’t know what you’re dealing with.

The plant juice is phytotoxic, it won’t cause a reaction on it’s own, but if you get it on your skin and get exposed to sunlight it can cause a horrible inflammation reaction with huge blisters and bad burns that can cause permanent skin damage.

Image search for photodermatitis if you need to :barf:

Giant hogweed can grow up to 3m (10 ft), and when you cut it, the plant juices just gush out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


just had to spend an hour verifying that this burning piece of poo poo doesn't grow in my region.
loving scary post you did there.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
my gushing giant hog also repels poorly paid dirt sifters, so I can relate as well

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