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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Vajankle:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/oedFhAn.jpg

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Too much vajankle

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Mar 27, 2010

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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Just piss in our mouth like this monkey, problem solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARZ20ngF9E

Now did the monkey come up with it first or did it learn it from australian footy players

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

He died of covid and somebody photoshopped the caption.

covid made him masturbate himself to death?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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teeth have a strawberry filling?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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They're actually pledging allegiance to the camera

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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By popular demand posted:

Is this gonna be a trend now, are random people clamouring to appear in news articles with their favourite sex toy?

How long until this is a real headline?

"Man's wife had vagina moulded before she died so he can continue to gently caress her"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Teddy Taste always wants his taste

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The goblin king?

Regular Wario
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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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What's cursed about these men?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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hey thread look at this




why do they have modelled genitalia?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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import more bears to eat salmon

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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BrigadierSensible posted:

This is Starlight Express erasure, and I will not stand for it!


Is Starlight Express a trainspotters fetish?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Frank Frank posted:




FffffFffFffFf

Dye the hair and you've got Lawrence Limburger

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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This is why you don't piss off witches

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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There are incurable STDs?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Gerblyn posted:

The guy in the middle is holding a piece of paper with Milk Mixing Party MVP on it. So whatever they’re doing with the milk, he won.

Is milk mixing when the last guy to cum in the milk bottle has to drink it?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Looks the same coming out as it does going in

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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that'd be a weird handjob

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Mar 27, 2010

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https://twitter.com/PupAmp/status/1602765502962491392?t=FHyNPUJs-4SJQC9ReovMkQ&s=19

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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That's a castration machine

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Snussy

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i dont even know what its meant to be

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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It's shaking it's rear end at me Ray

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The Mens Room regulations require you to lock eyes with the first penis you see when you walk in

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Is communal fleshlight too long for a name?

Regular Wario
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Stoatbringer posted:

But so smooth!

All the lady wanted to do was see if the shark would go down as smooth

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Yolomon Wayne posted:

Imagine a dicksaw
no wait, someone else did so you dont have to:



What happens when you give the balls a tug?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Inceltown posted:

It turns out that the crab shell that grinds your teeth down is even more punishing on your intestinal tract as the shell does not dissolve in your stomach acid.

I am picturing someone dry swallowing a whole tiny crab and then a few hours later making GBS threads out a whole tiny crab and it scurrying off

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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All i can see is tattooed pig skin

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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is this the guy that exclusively posted in coupons and crashed the site with his block list?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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they should make a new puppet master movie but with hyper realistic dolls

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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but i want them to be tiny dolls like in puppet master

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Mar 27, 2010

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Borscht posted:

from a FB group about nut husbandry. They are 100% serious.
:nms: :barf:
https://imgur.com/gallery/kLesMcU

That's just ziploc bags full of nuts and cum

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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pube toupee

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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History Comes Inside! posted:

The real curse is the price tag even if it is in novelty dollarydoos

It's $109 under that $99 sticker

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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sometimes you gotta drill to get the demons out

Lavinia Spenlow posted:



This is part of the cable that supplied power from the house to the breaker panel to the poolshed where the pumps are. There used to be a bit more tape on it. Previous owners installed it like that and left the cable on the floor. As the pumps are below ground level there was some occasional water ingress. It has managed to zap me twice and when I pulled it out of the water at one point it angrily steamed for a few minutes before deciding to continue passing current.

Inside the house it's on a regular 32A breaker with no RCD. In the poolshed it's connected to a 40A breaker with a faulty RCD.

I replaced it with a nice tidy box using wago connectors and mounted it in a safe place, next step is replacing the breakers.

no im pretty sure thats part of the gun that killed shinzo abe

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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dog nougat posted:

Poseidon's Fleshlight


got to bloody up that cum to get an accurate recreation

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