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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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hazardousmouse posted:

Lol that's gonna be some weird goat turds later

A little basil and some nuts and you got fresh goat pesto

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Yeah ok thats fair but you gotta hand it to him his skin looks positively radiant

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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more falafel please posted:

My guess is that the reason people see improvements from drinking urine is that they're actually getting proper hydration for the first time ever.

Nice try, but which comes first, the hydration or the pee?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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LifeSunDeath posted:

that piss vid just rocked my world.

I know right like how much money have we been just loving flushing down the drain!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Yaldabaoth posted:

... turbo queef machine.

New Carpenter Brut album title spotted

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Fell Mood posted:

Barrett was a member of the People of Praise cult. Whatever agency she has now, she was brainwashed back before she had power.

She literally does not believe that women should have authority like she does as a judge. I'm not sure how she rationalizes that beyond a hand wave of "doing God's work."

The only constant in religious fundamentalism is rules for thee but not for me.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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is this the fabled ping-crack?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Get yourself a girl that can do deep trout.

First mistake on the road to gettin catfished

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Men, amirite!?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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codo27 posted:

The irony isn't lost on me in the efforts I go to to save or help animals and sometimes bugs, when they'll inevitably be subjected to the cruelty of nature anyhow.

It is not salvation you deliver but merely a forestalling of the end. Still a good deed in a weary world and all that.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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By popular demand posted:

The lady below looks dismayed to follow such an unappealing act.

that's Leana, she's just shy

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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That's some pretty nice furniture. I don't believe two shits in ghosts so what the hell is it really, 100+ years of moldy farts wafting up at night? Lead paint?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Scratch Monkey posted:

Those bits of furniture look like what a manufacturer in the 1980s thought "fancy old furniture" looked like. It's not 100 years old

Oh well poo poo so its only haunted with 80's ghosts, ain't so bad.

I can sleep pretty well to the dulcet tones of Cindy Lauper.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Yeah that's the Bohemian Grove kids play they put on every year. Honestly the best part of the whole shebang.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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By popular demand posted:

Oh snap, I was complemented on my shirt today multiple times, should I worry?

You've already been stabbed and your shirt taken. As you lay bleeding out on the sidewalk this is merely your dying brain's last sad reverie. We're honored you've chosen us.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Liquid Chicken posted:

Do yourself a favor and find a Popeye's instead.

My kids just love 'Pope Yes'

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Murdstone posted:

Well they found her didn’t they? Sure they made some mistakes but they got the job done.

yeah and technically the cops and shoot and kill whoever they want and its always the perp's fault, so no harm no foul

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

poo poo, she was actually killed, not just "hit by gunfire"

https://www.newsweek.com/anthony-john-graziano-savanna-graziano-shot-police-fontana-california-1747054

Dad dead, Mom dead, Daughter dead.
:smith:

christ they're going with 'the 15 year old girl we murdered is actually the killer too' angle....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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LifeSunDeath posted:

it's like some kind of one hit wonder situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up7su7CeMU
aaaaand it is unlistenable

We've got wildly different definitions of 'unlistenable'.....



Its low production value cheesy and pure 90's rock-schlock but its very listenable.

Daresay almost an earworm if you listen to it more than a couple times.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

kntfkr posted:

Is she missing a finger?

Its a whole rubber hand my dude

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Scratch Monkey posted:

yes it's a three legged dog with his head bent back so he can lick something

gently caress man I'll bet you tell all the kids Santa isn't real too eh?!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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How the gently caress did those bastards know I've got 60lbs of bedding to wash! Its infuriating!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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King Carnivore posted:

:captainpop:

I’m seeing double here, four Goatses!

I believe a plurality of Goatse is called a Trip

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Waltzing Along posted:

Yeah, those 23 and me and other DNA test kits are the worst thing that has happened to consumer privacy pretty much ever.

Yeah its just a matter of time before health-insurance companies start denying coverage on folks because they bought the data and decided not to cover anyone genetically predisposed to illness.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah it's weird and gross

ew

Call me old fashioned but I catch a glimpse of ankle or collarbone and somebody better bring me a fainting couch!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Captain Hygiene posted:

Well at least that could make for some good eatin' afterwards, unlike with mice or rats

And instead of a fancy homogenizer you can just use a soup blender, a-la Chowdah!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Azhais posted:



Minneapolis airport men's room at it again

Demand outpaced supply at the dicksucking factory again I see.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Karate Bastard posted:

I am of course talking about legal entities, non-human predators upon ourselves of our own making.

In our complacency as overlong apex predators, we have invented our own parasites upon ourselves.

Their interests are not human. They are not driven by human values nor compassions, but are agents of optimization in a target space of power, in a feature space we've neglected to limit. Woe unto us, we architects of our own doom.

Ok yeah but they're also the star actors of that new hit 'Do not make the Torment Nexus' so you gotta hand it to em

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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TotalLossBrain posted:

About that rear end in a top hat hosing down the homeless woman



Lol, given what he did its only fair he receive a deluge of bad PR.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Howard The Dork posted:

Lol I guess having all that contact information posted wasn’t going too well at the moment.

No sir! I think you'll find that this maintenance was scheduled ahead of time (just before the homeless hose down).

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Cocaine Bear posted:

Yeah. And it's gross.

Its even worse than that. Its not all capital, just capital belonging to the gentry.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Florida man just found out that fish travel in schools.



Always has been

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Killingyouguy! posted:

A local theatre made their washrooms gender neutral by simply removing the signs and changing nothing else and so I walked into the wrong one and man, y'all males are just getting assaulted by the sight of dicks out in the open every time you walk into a washroom??

did the theatre have 3 'X's on the sign out front?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


For real definitely not cursed.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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1 month off per pound of flesh

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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So that's it huh? The booger eaters win!?

I refuse to accept that.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Frank Frank posted:

"My husband was an abusive shithead so my friend and I murdered him lol"

to be fair though that ones actually pretty catchy

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Waltzing Along posted:

I'd rather have a significantly higher chance of being homeless, not having adequate health care, getting shot or a myriad other stupidities just for the lower than a lightning strike hitting me chance of being a billionaire!

Maybe you need to stop huffing the good stuff and come back down to ground level here where we're content to hate each other and suffer for it as long as those we hate suffer more.

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