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hazardousmouse posted:Lol that's gonna be some weird goat turds later A little basil and some nuts and you got fresh goat pesto
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 16:20 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:55 |
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Yeah ok thats fair but you gotta hand it to him his skin looks positively radiant
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 19:13 |
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more falafel please posted:My guess is that the reason people see improvements from drinking urine is that they're actually getting proper hydration for the first time ever. Nice try, but which comes first, the hydration or the pee?
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 19:38 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:that piss vid just rocked my world. I know right like how much money have we been just loving flushing down the drain!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 21:19 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:... turbo queef machine. New Carpenter Brut album title spotted
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 15:44 |
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Fell Mood posted:Barrett was a member of the People of Praise cult. Whatever agency she has now, she was brainwashed back before she had power. The only constant in religious fundamentalism is rules for thee but not for me.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 19:28 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/zknvy5H.gifv is this the fabled ping-crack?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 16:47 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Get yourself a girl that can do deep trout. First mistake on the road to gettin catfished
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 18:32 |
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Men, amirite!?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 19:25 |
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codo27 posted:The irony isn't lost on me in the efforts I go to to save or help animals and sometimes bugs, when they'll inevitably be subjected to the cruelty of nature anyhow. It is not salvation you deliver but merely a forestalling of the end. Still a good deed in a weary world and all that.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2022 15:01 |
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By popular demand posted:The lady below looks dismayed to follow such an unappealing act. that's Leana, she's just shy
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 20:33 |
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That's some pretty nice furniture. I don't believe two shits in ghosts so what the hell is it really, 100+ years of moldy farts wafting up at night? Lead paint?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2022 14:23 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Those bits of furniture look like what a manufacturer in the 1980s thought "fancy old furniture" looked like. It's not 100 years old Oh well poo poo so its only haunted with 80's ghosts, ain't so bad. I can sleep pretty well to the dulcet tones of Cindy Lauper.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2022 14:40 |
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Yeah that's the Bohemian Grove kids play they put on every year. Honestly the best part of the whole shebang.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 14:22 |
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By popular demand posted:Oh snap, I was complemented on my shirt today multiple times, should I worry? You've already been stabbed and your shirt taken. As you lay bleeding out on the sidewalk this is merely your dying brain's last sad reverie. We're honored you've chosen us.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 16:44 |
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Liquid Chicken posted:Do yourself a favor and find a Popeye's instead. My kids just love 'Pope Yes'
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 15:51 |
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Murdstone posted:Well they found her didn’t they? Sure they made some mistakes but they got the job done. yeah and technically the cops and shoot and kill whoever they want and its always the perp's fault, so no harm no foul
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 15:38 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:poo poo, she was actually killed, not just "hit by gunfire" christ they're going with 'the 15 year old girl we murdered is actually the killer too' angle....
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 15:40 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:it's like some kind of one hit wonder situation We've got wildly different definitions of 'unlistenable'..... Its low production value cheesy and pure 90's rock-schlock but its very listenable. Daresay almost an earworm if you listen to it more than a couple times.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2022 14:07 |
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kntfkr posted:Is she missing a finger? Its a whole rubber hand my dude
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2022 03:01 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:yes it's a three legged dog with his head bent back so he can lick something gently caress man I'll bet you tell all the kids Santa isn't real too eh?!
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2022 21:11 |
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How the gently caress did those bastards know I've got 60lbs of bedding to wash! Its infuriating!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2022 18:27 |
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King Carnivore posted:
I believe a plurality of Goatse is called a Trip
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2022 21:01 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Yeah, those 23 and me and other DNA test kits are the worst thing that has happened to consumer privacy pretty much ever. Yeah its just a matter of time before health-insurance companies start denying coverage on folks because they bought the data and decided not to cover anyone genetically predisposed to illness.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2022 20:43 |
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 18:26 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Yeah it's weird and gross Call me old fashioned but I catch a glimpse of ankle or collarbone and somebody better bring me a fainting couch!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2022 18:50 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Well at least that could make for some good eatin' afterwards, unlike with mice or rats And instead of a fancy homogenizer you can just use a soup blender, a-la Chowdah!
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2022 21:12 |
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Azhais posted:
Demand outpaced supply at the dicksucking factory again I see.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 21:39 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I am of course talking about legal entities, non-human predators upon ourselves of our own making. Ok yeah but they're also the star actors of that new hit 'Do not make the Torment Nexus' so you gotta hand it to em
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 01:46 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:About that rear end in a top hat hosing down the homeless woman Lol, given what he did its only fair he receive a deluge of bad PR.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 15:24 |
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Howard The Dork posted:Lol I guess having all that contact information posted wasn’t going too well at the moment. No sir! I think you'll find that this maintenance was scheduled ahead of time (just before the homeless hose down).
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 16:25 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:Yeah. And it's gross. Its even worse than that. Its not all capital, just capital belonging to the gentry.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 16:52 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Florida man just found out that fish travel in schools. Always has been
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 20:00 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:A local theatre made their washrooms gender neutral by simply removing the signs and changing nothing else and so I walked into the wrong one and man, y'all males are just getting assaulted by the sight of dicks out in the open every time you walk into a washroom?? did the theatre have 3 'X's on the sign out front?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 21:01 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:cool af For real definitely not cursed.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 20:45 |
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1 month off per pound of flesh
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 16:51 |
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 18:13 |
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So that's it huh? The booger eaters win!? I refuse to accept that.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 17:30 |
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Frank Frank posted:"My husband was an abusive shithead so my friend and I murdered him lol" to be fair though that ones actually pretty catchy
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 17:25 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:55 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I'd rather have a significantly higher chance of being homeless, not having adequate health care, getting shot or a myriad other stupidities just for the lower than a lightning strike hitting me chance of being a billionaire! Maybe you need to stop huffing the good stuff and come back down to ground level here where we're content to hate each other and suffer for it as long as those we hate suffer more.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 21:56 |