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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Step 12: impersonate V. I. Lenin

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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That Finnish guy with the VCR collection was a real trendsetter

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Is the blossom end the anus of the flesh apple?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Steak tartare is delicious. One of the few things I occasionally crave since quitting meat. Raw chicken, on the other hand, is disgusting slime. It must be like eating live slugs.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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GABA ghoul posted:

Child psychiatrists in the area had a revenue spike from this

Back in my day we had to deal with the existential horror of the meat clown every time mom took us grocery shopping, AND WE LIKED IT, and we turned out fine

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Send James Cameron to the Haague

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Yeah, I mainly identify as a "fan"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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I wonder if Jared got to see Bono's renowned collection of hatchbacks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Jhordhynne posted:

How do you look with crap dangling from your eyeball?

Awful!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Regardless, it's funny that they packed it into a discreet brown box for shipping and then slapped a giant "thanks for buying a second hand rubber pussy!!!" Sticker over it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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A farting mink posted:

When your girlfriend promised to give you head.



That's not cursed, those are three legitimate ways of drafting a Pilsner.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Tarquinn posted:

That are clearly snoobs. :colbert:

Snoob is also another word for a snirgin

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Listen, do you have any idea how hard it is to stuff a whole human foot inside a beer can?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Non Compos Mentis posted:



i dont even know what its meant to be

You post on a paid internet Forum, that much is implied

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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- The kids are really into technology, we need to take advantage of that
- Like what... Uh, fax?
- Yeah, fax, printers, pagers, transistor radios, all that poo poo

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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busalover posted:

It's a photoshop. Don't ask me why, but I remember the lady's disappointed face.

I know about goon face blindness, but to confuse your own mother for somebody else? Ridiculous

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Replace the posters of naked ladies with printouts of posting enemies' sins, and it should start to appear more familiar and comfortable

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Jamesman posted:

I think there was a video by h3h3 or something, where they showcased some of these awful videos. There was a lady who was eating this absolutely massive lobster and even just thinking about it now to type this is making me want to throw up.

30 years is too lenient.

Why do people even watch that poo poo

Surely they can't ALL be perverts cranking their hogs to it

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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AceClown posted:

Beard Meets Food is the only youtube food eating person worth watching

What about savoring the flavours and aromas of the 18th century?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Beartaco posted:

An actual ad I saw on an actual news site.



Mr vice president, I hope you are sitting down

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Automatic Slim posted:

Don’t leave us hanging, OP, what happens next? This isn’t some kind of Greek myth, is it?

The doctor called the police because just as he was looking at the ultrasound he noticed the building across the street was being robbed. The baby was fine. The horse was sold to a British hamburger manufacturer.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Sorry to hear they made your mom retire

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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No meat should be that smooth

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Takes No Damage posted:

Hm right now this is only about a .5 Curse... Computer: ENHANCE!

There we go.

So few understand this

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Virgin Mary was the originator of the Botox gene

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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It's part of an art project, and it's supposed to be a sculpture of a giant dripping nose

link here

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Piss Creep posted:

Where is it meant to go?

It's common courtesy to clean off any coffee stains with fresh piss

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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It would be pretty cool if your cat could make you coffee

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Why is the big M&M rubbing smaller M&Ms over its crotch

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Tarquinn posted:

Edit: IIRC, they had Michael Schumacher advertising that car.

And look where he's now

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Every day at the dig I eat my favourite lunch of rotisserie chicken and these two creeps stare at me the whole time, it's awful. At this point I just tear into it with my hands so it's over faster .

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Somebody posted this image recently, Multipla can look pretty good in a paint job that suits its offbeat form

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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It's obviously goggles

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Still better than the cyber truck

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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The Reddit thread suggests it's an anti-circumcision mailer, which makes enough sense to be believable.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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caspergers posted:

:lol:

No piggy back rides with this man, what a shame

More like piggy ball rides

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Since it's surely just a generic chocolate bar with a custom wrapper, I'm sure the manufacturing standards are fine.

Should have made the He bar dark with nuts and the She bar milk chocolate, this is very low energy.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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By popular demand posted:

He appears to be describing an extremely long hot dog sandwich while making that statement too, for some reason.

It was the biggest meatball you've ever seen

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Extremely blessed

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