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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Ghostlight posted:

really good at sleepingwrecking?

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.




BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

The bird poo poo really adds to it.

It was at a Dees game. The bird poo poo was not the only poo poo that refined cheese eater saw that day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNP5HG1zN8w
The famous Daryn Creswell knee-slap. If I remember rightly, he played out the rest of the game.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

This isn't really *that* cursed an image, but I do find it disturbing.


Wocka wocka isn't as funny when it is deconstructed.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Burt Gherkin posted:

Is anyone going to mention the fleshlight insert in the Fozzie pic? Weird because Foz is way down the list of Muppets I want to gently caress.

The only Muppet it is acceptable to want to gently caress is the guy that throws the boomerang fish.

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Aug 30, 2022

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Framboise posted:

NYC in general seems like an incredibly cursed place. I am not sure why it gets idolized so much.

Frank Sinatra wrote a song about it.

He didn't write a song called Cincinatti, Cincinatti did he?

Checkmate athetits.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

MrMidnight posted:

I would like to hurt that guy very much

He saw a sign in a kindergarten asking people to kind, but the letters were all in different colours.

Hasn't he suffered enough?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Yaldabaoth posted:



Outsider christian art is the best, it's like the artists see the true nature of christianity.

Are those white splotches intentional? Or is it bird poo poo?

Or perhaps something else?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

"This product is not intended to cure or relieve any etc. etc."

Literally all they have to do and the companies just wink and say "The government makes us put that 🤗"

The Fox News strategy.

For those unaware, Fox News has argued in court more than once that they are not a "News" station, and as such are under no obligation to provide facts or the truth.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Frank Frank posted:

Who is “he”?

John Galt

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Uh excuse me, Yaddle her name is.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


You are only burned out and tired because you have enough free time to be so. If you get another job, then you will be forced to be up and enthused and focused because you wont have any time to be any other way.

This is a good thing.

Another benefit is that if you are working 2 jobs, then that is 1 less job an immigrant can steal.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

Does "Homo Hugger" mean that you are a person who hugs homos, or a homo who hugs?

For I am one of those but not the other, and I wish to know if hell awaits.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

That's the only thing on the list that might apply to you?


Inceltown posted:

If that is the only thing on the list you fit then you live a sad life.

Well, it's the only one that I feel requires clarification. If I am going to go to hell, I want it done for grammatically correct reasons.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The restaurant tipping "rules" are from a gimmick restaurant. It is supposed to be a silly joke as part of the grander scheme where they insult the customers with their "sass".

Tipping culture and not paying a living wage etc. are both a horrible thing and a can of worms in every thread they are brought up. But they have nothing to do with these faux-aggressive rules in a touristy gimmick restaurant.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

McGavin posted:

Can anyone?

This is Starlight Express erasure, and I will not stand for it!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

By popular demand posted:

How do you keep track of all the wives?

I don't have to. That's the Admin wife's job.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Just one more lane, bro. One more lane will solve it for sure this time.


https://i.imgur.com/Mz0KPgZ.mp4

If I may be allowed to jump up on my high horse for a second.

Whilst I can get my head around some of the reasons Americans seem to despise public transport and public transport infrastructure.

I cannot get my head around why, looking at this picture, there isnt any sort of public will, or movement for it. Coz imagine being in one of those cars, on your way home and thinking "Gosh, this is terrible, the only answer to this is to build another lane. If only there was a way that I could have easily got on a train and then walked 10-15 minutes from the station to my home in the suburbs. But clearly that is impossible, and to be fought against at every opportunity."

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

someone throws a testicle at you.

Yeah. You'd get covered in all the piss stored in it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


It says fragrance free, but I can smell that image from here.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Plan R posted:

I worked at Fred Meyer back in '97 and we had to unbox a bunch of stuff and, boom, there's a Black Widow. It was between two boxes so the solution was simple and direct.



I knew they were related, but do Black Widow spiders have those red dots on them? Like a Redback Spider.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bird with big dick posted:

“what about drunk pedestrians huh what about the accidents they cause”

A reminder that in Japan, (and possibly other places), it is illegal to ride a pushbike whilst drunk. And the same fines/legal penalties apply as if you were driving a car.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mechanical Pencil posted:

Gritty's dad fell on hard times



His name is Marty. And he once picked a fight with a kangaroo on live TV. And lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mad Hamish posted:

Last night I re-watched the Bob's Burgers episode where they made fun of bronies and it made me remember just how many of those weirdos there used to be all over the Internet. Did the bronies all go away, did they grow up, or what?

I feel like there could be an anthropological study of that fanbase.

I think I am about to ask a question to which I don't want to know the answer? But why did they hate the new version?

Not adult enough? Not childish enough? Not sexy enough? The plots didn't have the moral complexity and comparisons to Bertholde Brecht that the old one did?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Yeah, but how minimally?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The best banana is the one wearing pyjamas.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Antigravitas posted:





"Do you like those women who talk a lot or the others?"

"Which others?"

"JÜGEN`s funny laugh pages"







My dad is constantly posting poo poo like this on Facebook, but in Tamil instead of German.

No I wont give you any examples. Most of you have seen FUNWAA, well it's like that but South Indian instead of North.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Lt. Cock posted:

Whompst among us has not been friends with a giant pony blow up doll

Well, not a giant one.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


A mate of mine is a motorbike rider, and he had something similar happen to him, (truck hooning at him down the wrong side of the road). It was a lot closer and a lot scarier than this video, and he had a friend of his riding passenger hugging his back.

In short, gently caress arsehole truck drivers.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Why does it have gills? Why isn't it wearing a shirt?

Both very important questions.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

By popular demand posted:

Today's cursed content:
The aunt who just stated that Muslims are an 'unnecessary people' in the world on the family WhatsApp group.

Unnecessary?

Tell that to the 1992 Pakistani World Cup winning cricket team. A team entirely made up of devout mulsims, who won the cup by beating England at the MCG during Ramadan.

And off the top of my head, I can think of few less necessary events in world history.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Lt. Cock posted:

It feels like the effected joint is filled with thousands of tiny shards of glass

A thousand knives of fire with every step, is how I always describe my gout flare ups.

And if nobody has already, I would like to recommend Colchicine as an effective pain reliever for it specifically.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I can't help but read this label in this cadence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRZ7VS7uJHI

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

dr_rat posted:

Who both cares about tik tok and knows about and still buys magazines.

I feel like this should be mutually exclusive.

Grandmas have grandkids that they don't know very well who still need presents.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Moon Monster posted:

I've heard that there's no rule that says I dog can't play basketball, so I wouldn't count on it...

Does anyone here think they could beat Air Bud at tennis?

I could beat Air Bud at tennis.
But I'm pretty sure Grand Slam Bud would beat me, on it's way to winning the Australian Open and saving the orphanage.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


What do you all think this cat's name is?

I vote for "Mr. Snuffywufflekins"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EkP8gh.mp4

imagine being this nostalgia poisoned

Imagine trying to talk to the person that owns all of this about literally anything other than pop culture that was popular in the 80s.

Literally anything.

Ask him who won the Grand Final last year, he wouldn't know. Hand him a cricket bat and he wouldn't know which end is the handle. Tell him you've started experimenting using Coriander in your home made spaghetti sauce, he will look at you blankly. Or start describing the problems you had changing the flat tire on your new car, or the exhausting joys of caring for your newborn and you are confronted with a glassy eyed faraway stare.

But start a sentence with "Remember that episode of He Man where Skeletor did that thing?" and you will get an hour or more of excited engaged conversation where you will be lucky to get a word in sideways.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

ngl that water slide looks p sick.

OK. Now imagine a fat, Disney adult, cruise goer getting stuck in there somewhere out on the high seas.
Now imagine you are next in line for the sick waterslide.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Catastrophe posted:

Y'all need to visit the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia if you want to see cool skulls. They have walls of them, displaying things like damage from disease, trepination, and yes also things like axe attacks. It's a small part of the museum but is fascinating. The entire place is dedicated to medical anomalies. You can see conjoined twin skeletons, the world's largest colon, tumors removed from past presidents in jars, the skeleton of the world's tallest man, etc. It's great.



Now imagine this was the scene in "Return to Oz"

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