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Frank Frank posted:Wtf. Other than make lovely movies and being out of shape, why would you actively wish death on Vin Diesel? Man, Vin is just a nerd who was heavily into WoW and D&D and got his self insert character made into movies. The man is living the dream and will just get fit if he has another paycheck on the horizon
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PainterofCrap posted:Ja, same as with flavor descriptions on cat food. You never had a cat, did you. They care a lot.
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Uh, that's certainly a hot take that's really weird and totally not kinda discriminating
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Sep 20, 2022 20:48
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Clearly, comparing a normal rear end language you know jack and poo poo about to a dictator from 100 years ago is peak comedy.
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bossy lady posted:Wasn't there a bunch of DS9 episodes where odo was so addicted to getting into the shapeshifter fuckpond that he didn't care about anything / anyone else? Pretty much, he was into the female changeling /the great link until they learned that they ran the dominion
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What happened to her hand
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Yeah, toilets usually cost money to clean, that's perfectly normal that you pay in public (in Germany)
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It's quite common that there's a lady or dude who has a tip jar inside a restaurant near the toilet entrance.
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Did Pick make these
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So how did the pee taste?
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SLOSifl posted:It felt like there were lots of options for jokes here but I hit wikipedia and learned that Dave Coulier is American. I not only thought he was Canadian, but assumed he was like on money and stuff there. The platonic ideal of a Canadian. No way, that's some Berenstein Bear Alt Universe poo poo. He's 100% Canadian.
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It's very popular in Czechia
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Ah,they caught an adult Goa'Uld .what a tasty treat
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My Spirit Otter posted:Its so damned loud, who would want that flying around their house constantly? People with a house so big you can get lost in.
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Don't cats actually get hurt due to the rotor.
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It's probably Shift
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Florida man just found out that fish travel in schools. Don't these taste good? Why not harpoon and eat them
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Karate Bastard posted:Reading comprehension. I had a hell of a time figuring out what you were talking about. I also assume he works in a Kung Fu Factory
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Waltzing Along posted:I've had dudes comes up next to me at urinals and look over the urinal before. It's always Europeans that have done this. I think it's because they can't believe that dumb Americans chop off part of their dicks and they want to see it in person. I'm European and I can corroborate this. We like to study your cut dongs
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Jan 20, 2023 02:14
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Who else in here strips down completely till nude to poo poo??
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Linux Pirate posted:I mean getting to gently caress a dick that has been on the moon has got to have it's bragging rights. I don't think 93 year old moon dong is all that good. Maybe it needs moon viagra.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Ice snake nesting material gently caress, if we already have elemental varieties, we're truly hosed
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Zeus!!!!! *Shakes fist*
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I regularly walk into a Jollibee and order 20 Burgers so that the locals are in awe
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That's when the wall meat of your house isn't secured correctly,it might come through the wall
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Tbh the likelihood of airborne piss particles in your beer is probably pretty high anyway.
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Feb 19, 2023 08:09
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It's called Herrenschokolade cause of it's high Cocoa content. It's a colloquial name for some reason
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Antigravitas posted:Or this. This totally solves it. I think those are in my home town of Stuttgart . Or were, I'm not sure of we are still into that scam
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Antigravitas posted:That's in Kiel. I'd be utterly unsurprised if other cities had them as well. Ah yes, we have a street that looks almost the same and has the same purifiers.
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Bum the Sad posted:What A grilled cheese is a cheese toastie on knifecrime island
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Ghostlight posted:point of order, i'm actually on guncrime island Are you sure?
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Nena is a weird anti vax, COVID is not real, anti -authoritarian conspiracy nut these days, so she's probably carrying 91 Kitchen Knives like some tricked out Tonberry
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Knormal posted:Really I think this can stand on its own legs in this thread. I linked that comic to my wife, she thought it was really funny
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Knormal posted:I can't find a way to say your wife deserves a probe without sounding like a pervert. That's ok, she's not a goon. We're also European,so.. you know.
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If you can't handle German Cashiers your bloodline is weak and you should seek death,for clearly you don't value the time given to you
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Apr 28, 2023 12:27
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Just embrace Neptune's kiss.
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It was obvious that you were German when you mentioned Cash, kein Umlaut nötig.
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Wa...War has changed. Memes made Wars infinitely dumber
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Valko posted:Keeping spiders as pest control? Screw that, anything that comes into my house with more than four legs dies. Let's hope Odin never parks his horse on your property.
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I really love this barely insulated corrugated aluminum shack with no grass and the tiny wooden platform to hang yourself on when the next rent increase drives you into debt
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