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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



At least post the hosed up video, which for bonus LOL someone edited teh first bits and put on a conspiracy forum that Alex Jones was a member of and people really thought it was REAL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Android Apocalypse posted:

Thanks for reminding me how people can have a very visceral reaction to hearing Aphex Twin.
https://twitter.com/shempiii/status/1121980954778558464?s=21&t=LLY-jTLlCQ4FwW419fj2Dg

Then again I paid :10bux: to see Autechre live and IMO :iia:.

I paid $20 to see a Darude set and he didn't even play standstorm.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Holy poo poo am I angry at that.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I get 10c for every coke and beer bottle/can I find

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Creature posted:

:finland: has deposits of 15-40c depending on the size of the bottle which is pretty good, but you can get between 2-4€ for bottle crates. This would be a huge dilemma for Aussie students/sharehouses.

I go on weekends where the feeder machines arent monitored, so I tear a can in two and I double my refund!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


i can still taste him posted:

This is the best English sentence ever crafted. And it's exactly what dude did.

Theres probably a single word to describe that in German. And a few porn channels.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Murdstone posted:

I don't remember much of any sound at all. Just being unable to move and deeply afraid of this behatted figure standing next to me.

I get it very badly. In my case it's always a figure from a dream I was having. Sometimes it's not visible but a shadow under the bedroom door I can see moving around.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Knormal posted:

I know Funkos are kind of easy mode for this thread, but Jesus Christ.



What am I missing here?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh i would if I could

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Why is everything racism? I gather it as a joke that your crusty rear end dirty hands mixed with rice and eating with hands cleans them (from the licking of fingers)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


WTF that Tua tackle wasn't even a bad one. I had to watch it a few times to figure out if I was missing something.

Although I come from the land of NRL where blokes get tackled that hard or harder on the daily, mostly without any padding or protection.

Just some regular season tackles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krz-sAqC61Y

This is State of Origin which is a set of exhibition games that have no standings in the regular season. Players are regularly matched up against regular season team mates and they DO NOT gently caress AROUND when it comes to tackling.
(mute the poo poo music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2o0j6mlQM&t=43s

A legend of the game Mario Fenech well known for getting hit in the head by the football and dubbed the 'Maltese Falcon'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5snJA5zt8

Also known for all the antics on 'The Footy Show'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6pk2nf88qk

The cursed bit is he has some serious brain damage and dementia from his days playing. Him not remembering his sons wedding the day before and repeating the same story about how many times he broke his nose in pretty much every interview. His wife opened up in an interview last week (which I can't find right now) and it was heartbreaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnU_jfQIkn8

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I made one of those for my Secret Santa in Automotive Insanity

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CaptainSarcastic posted:

This image was posted in the Bitcoin thread around a week ago, and it occurred to me it really fits well with the current thread title:



There was no context provided, but it looks like a Pepe going to town on someone's arm, I think?

Nothing in the Bitcoin thread makes sense, stay out while you can.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Drone_Fragger posted:

All I know about archeology is my best friend somehow seems to have redeveloped London's entire archeology survay system so it's marginally easier and quicker for billionaires to get permission to dig through 600 years of London history to build an underground bird sanctuary/dog grooming mansion/drag strip, because they can easily check to see if the site shares any characteristics with other sites and hence if it's actually worth protecting or not. Seemed very cool.

I have zero problem with billionaires buried in their collapsed basements.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well... its true.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Edmund Sparkler posted:

Can't wait to record my shits onto the blockchain.

Buttcoin

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Robobot posted:

My niece asked me if I was born "back in the 1900's" the other day, so this one is hitting pretty close to home.

Thats a huge ooof.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I refuse to believe a recipe for anything from Americans.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That's just Ben Shapiros sister.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



What is that?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh neato, thanks


This is a great explanation lol

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Whybird posted:

bungle noooooo

...three skin...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



gently caress I laughed a little too loud at the table and had to explain myself.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Frank Frank posted:

Espresso-gone-crazy.com doesn’t exist anymore but they have an Instagram page which appears to be mostly strippers with big asses. Reporting live from the internet, Frank Frank (and his less than enthusiastic wife who he just had to explain this to)

Quoting for posterity.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Etoniichuan posted:

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a war criminal

:master:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Now, how long until we find out they also 'share' (sell) the camera data to the Cops for future raids.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


busalover posted:

It's a photoshop. Don't ask me why, but I remember the lady's disappointed face.

I think it was a GBA or a DS? It was something equally stupid. Even a WiiU pad

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Scratch Monkey posted:

Look at all these scrubs itt who don’t just poo poo and piss their pants whenever they need to go

I watched the horror/hilarity of my neighbour realising he is about to poo poo himself in his hammock and in a panic, couldn't get himself out. Of course I didn't help, why do you ask?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Android Apocalypse posted:

What were you going to do, jump the fence & flip him over as he sprayed feces everywhere?

The best you can do is cheer him on from a distance. "No, turn the other way!"

I dunno, but I was next to him laughing in another hammock.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cacafuego posted:

They pissed in the sink?

The ying to the yang:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I saw them at Good Things in Sydney and they were sadly slated in conjunction with the headliner act and I legit could hear The Gurg from the pit of Stage 1, a smile formed knowing they turned it to 11

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I would play the heck out of that

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Good for them. She's not some money hungry trophy bride, if anything, shes got all the money being a Doctor. And she is marrying one of the worlds biggest badasses.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


AceClown posted:

Also the boobs look British because the photography and lighting style is peak late 90s FHM and Maxim vibes

I don't know if I should be ashamed or impressed.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mind the walrus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeo1Q1FUc0Q

Yeah this guy is the poster child but it's pretty much all like this to varying degrees of hosed.

This is going to happen to him one day. And I won't be sad.

Oops I'm dumb and forgot the pic

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Feb 4, 2023

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ive had my current office chair for maybe 10 years now, and its faultless except for the plastics on the arm rests. I cannot find a brand or model and the place I purchased it from doesn't have records of cash counter sales so I am poo poo outta luck finding a new version.

Not pictured but cursed, PLEASE goons, run a carpet shampoo vacuum over your chair once in a while. sweat and farts are in there.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


In Australia we just regrown our appendages after getting bitten by the wildlife.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



One of my strongest memories is of Reece in year 7 snapping during a test and jumping on his desk screaming DETATCHABLE PENIS!

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