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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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OH THANK GOD THAT CHOCOLATE TACOS ARE STILL AVAILABLE!

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Jesus' expression reminds me of that doll fucker guy.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I can't stop seeing the lips on his head, hidden by the cross tattoo

That looks like Homer Simpson on the back of that guy's head in the cross tattoo guy.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I've had dill pickles on pizza, was good, would recommend.

Also had sweet pickles on pizza. Did not like. Don't recommend.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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That frog has Hank Hill rear end.

#WE FROGOT

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I had my dog rug done cheaper by a guy named Lou Scunt. This guy is a rip off.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Zipperelli. posted:

YOU can't, but the Red Cross drat sure sells that donated blood to hospitals for on average, $250/unit, which the hospital turns around and transfuses for *thousands*

The price that each hospital pays for units of blood varies because its all negotiated under contracts. So don't worry, the Red Cross makes money by selling your blood. You, however, can not.

Obviously we should be selling our blood direct to the end user.

Rad-daddio posted:

Karens of the Aeon Flux world.


I demandeth to speak to thine lord or manager !!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Waffle! posted:

Two weeks apart.



I doubt he planned to die, so technically true. :smugdog:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Tobacco & Masturbation here.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Devils Affricate posted:

My sister was shopping for kids presents and came across this creation:



e: in case there are any interested buyers: https://www.amazon.com/Christian-TMNT-Nursery-Decor-Print/dp/B073T5VRYG

"Cowabunga dude! For thine pizza shalt be here within 30 minutes and that is totally like mondo divine"! ~ Michealangelo 4:69

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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The curse is that Vin Diesel wasn't in the car with Paul Walker.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Just piss in our mouth like this monkey, problem solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARZ20ngF9E

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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HOLY gently caress!!

That actually does look like a guy I know.

For real, not even making this poo poo up.

Don't think I've ever dreamed about him though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Cool Dad posted:

why is he being carried out by the klan?

Cause he's not a good Christian.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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more falafel please posted:

for most of the 20th centruy asbestos was the magical wonder material that revolutionized just about every industry because of how good it was at everything

Certainly revolutionized the cancer industry.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

I've said it before, and got probed, and I'll say it again. And probably get probed, but dolphins are some rapin' rear end muthafuckas.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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By popular demand posted:

poo poo what am I doing here when I could be spreading my genes all over Iceland?! My family history is not that detailed but it has nothing to do with Iceland for at least 5 generations
:grin:

Hell yeah!! Lets go!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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King Carnivore posted:

And Dale said unto his gathered disciples, “Turn left my brothers” and the disciples turned left and God saw that it was good. And then God spake and said “ALL GAS, NO BRAKES BAAAABY!”

Dale then did sacrifice himself to the wall of despair and sadness.

St. Dale died so that we can paint our faces, and run around yelling racist shut while shirtless and draped in the confederate flag and puke up thine holy bud light

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Milo and POTUS posted:

More pressing, who is credentialing people in infernal medicine?

It's probably "internal" but hey at least the doc is IMPROVING

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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other people posted:

i ain't reading all that

I'm happy for u tho.

Or sorry to hear that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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who the gently caress is "OTO"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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That shapeshifter dick hits all the right spots.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Yaldabaoth posted:



Putting a "sofa" like this in your house is pure insanity.

Thats a sodomizing couch. Look at all the balloon knots.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Lamech posted:

the income pays their medical dept and keeps them alive





edit: oh wait, it says Japan

I was going to say something like, if it was the US, they would probably find some way to make the paralyzed people pay for doing it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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If they nuke a hurricane over Florida, it might end up blowing radioactive Florida particles all over the USA and then it would..... Oh gently caress maybe it already happened.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I like fornication.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Humphreys posted:

WTF that Tua tackle wasn't even a bad one. I had to watch it a few times to figure out if I was missing something.

Although I come from the land of NRL where blokes get tackled that hard or harder on the daily, mostly without any padding or protection.

Just some regular season tackles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krz-sAqC61Y

This is State of Origin which is a set of exhibition games that have no standings in the regular season. Players are regularly matched up against regular season team mates and they DO NOT gently caress AROUND when it comes to tackling.
(mute the poo poo music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2o0j6mlQM&t=43s

A legend of the game Mario Fenech well known for getting hit in the head by the football and dubbed the 'Maltese Falcon'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5snJA5zt8

Also known for all the antics on 'The Footy Show'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6pk2nf88qk

The cursed bit is he has some serious brain damage and dementia from his days playing. Him not remembering his sons wedding the day before and repeating the same story about how many times he broke his nose in pretty much every interview. His wife opened up in an interview last week (which I can't find right now) and it was heartbreaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnU_jfQIkn8
Is Steve rackman still around? Did he get his poo poo hosed up?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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They didn't mention anything specific about sodomy either.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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codo27 posted:

Ok that bird thing may be the new worst thing ever seen ITT.

Yeah, just imagine all the bird poo poo in your flour.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Is that from a movie?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Porch Cobra sounds a lot cooler than a fuckin lame rear end ring doorbell camera,

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Yaldabaoth posted:

No surprise the e-plate in the pic is on an Aston-Martin, anyone who can afford these is probably too well off to be harrassed by the police for minor offenses anyway.

There are black people who can afford them too. With the added bonus of the cops hauling them out at gunpoint because "it must be stolen".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

Seriously, what is the deal with that guy

goony goon.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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By popular demand posted:

How is that cursed? "oh drat, I have some cheese on me. The night is ruined!" ?

Depends. Is it Vegan cheese?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'd eat the goatse jello.

If urban dictionary isn't lying, priest fucks nun, busts nut, then shits in nun's mouth.

Tried to find video, but thechurchoffudge.com is a dead link.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Zipperelli. posted:

um... you don't have goon friends on FB?

I honestly who don't know who to feel worse for: you or myself

Yourself.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Yaldabaoth posted:

Boo on not making the tac sac an ammo clip to make the dick allegory more accurate.

Ammo is not stored in the balls?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fried chicken fleshlight would be a sweet user name if its not too long.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Oscar Wild posted:

Yes, many children regularly dress as notable serial killer Jason Voorhees.

I see what you're saying,, but Jason is a fictional character. Dahmer killed people irl.

Is Hitler a popular costume for Halloween? He is probably the greatest serial killer ever. (Great meaning large or immense).

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fair enough, but still like, dressing up as a real life person who brutally killed a bunch of people or someone who was otherwise responsible for the deaths of a shitload of people IRL (I know that I'm the only one who brought Hitler in to the discussion) seems a lot more hosed up than going as a fictional movie killer.


I personally am not shocked, or offended by people dressing up as Jeffery Dahmer for halloween, but I can see why some people might be.

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