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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

lobsterminator posted:

The old Richard Stallman snack.

Ah, so that’s who the lucky lady is.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69EJWzXjp1E

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


This is what people are talking about when they say Olive Garden isn’t real Italian food :agesilaus:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Yeah, I guess capitalism is pretty cursed

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

It’s not so bad if you live in Montrose and don’t leave the neighborhood for any reason. As an added bonus you never have to experience the rest of Houston that way.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

drunk mutt posted:

Really depends on which area in Montrose too. Not like it use to be if you haven't been back in a while.

For the curse, imagine this is a picture of words or something but Mary's is closed and the mural is gone but the building stands.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


A black mirror, made to reflect everything about itself that humanity will not confront :shuckyes:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Brain eyes, eh?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Non Compos Mentis posted:




i dont even know what its meant to be

The lost cause of the south

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Queen Gnome posted:

Roomie came across this today


Is that Sting?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Weird furbies are blessed :colbert:



I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want this hanging up on the wall over their commode?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Helluva way to find out lizards are delicious

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Eyewash stations are gross. You gotta run that water every day

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Why waste good money on black water when you can get it for free from just about any safety station?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Well how can you charge a corporation with a crime if they can’t be judged by a jury of their peers? That’s just plain unamerican.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

It’s real rare that you unavoidably have to see a dick, but the option is usually there if you want to. That’s the cold hard truth of reality.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Dr. Quarex posted:

A horrifying new musical genre emerged in my mind just then (who am I kidding, I am sure this is not new)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3jgo5ea_zc

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

gay picnic defence posted:

Part of the Japanese method of humanely killing fish (ike jime) involves a wire or length of thick mono fishing line inserted up the spinal column to stop that kind of poo poo from happening.

Ike jime prevents brain-driven stress responses and helps prevent the meat from being flooded with adrenaline and lactic acid. This particular reaction is happening further down the neuron chain—at the meat level—and would happen regardless of the presence of a spinal cord. :science:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022



Is something wrong, son? You barely touched your titty milk.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Tarkus posted:

The solution to these has already been made several years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaso_MWcbs

That’s the same artist!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


2blessed2furious

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

This guy is probably making 4 or 5 times what he would working in retail and all he has to deal with is a few bugs. Not cursed at all.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Ain’t no roach gonna ask to speak to your manager.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

wesleywillis posted:

Just wait till Pornhub gets rid of the porn and becomes like Shakespearehub or some poo poo.

Boobies, or not boobies. That is the question.

A Whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore!!

I’m a glutton for psychic damage and it turns out that—even though this does exist—there’s not a lot and it appears to be an undertapped market waiting for a superstar trendsetter to show everyone else the way. Also it’s terrible.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m sure the vast majority of people aren’t stupid enough to fall for this bullshit. But I guess if owned a store with self checkout machines, I’d figure it couldn’t hurt to try and milk some people out of a few more bucks :shrug:

This specifically happens to be part of Toast’s sales pitch to owners for their “no contact guest experience”.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Plan R posted:

I met Fred Durst. He came into the store where I worked to buy his own poo poo. He's a lot shorter than you'd think.

Did you remind him of the store’s “you break it, you buy it” policy?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Bum the Sad posted:

I seriously tried to submit at least a half dozen plus trolls in the app only to be met with “you’re on probation until 4:30am” or some poo poo each time.

Jerk.

Is this how you imagined you’d be spending your 40’s?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

nah, red hulk is cool. he’s like the hulk with a mustache

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

please sir, no more kitchen stories, you’re scaring the children

TrashMammal
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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Android Apocalypse posted:

Well yeah, I'm definitely slipping some morning-after pills to them after I pull those panties down & do my business.

this curse just keeps cursing

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Jamesman posted:

Every single person in this is dead.

the greatest blessing

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


is this what drip is? i am asking as a confused old person

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