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Hemish posted:Wait... Is that not normal? Did the cursed images thread make me realize that this is a symptom of my many eyes issues and most people don't experience what's shown in the picture? No eye doctor ever asked me about experiencing this or telling me about it. No It is not. I remember the first time this happened to me, driving on a similar road at night in 1988. Scared the poo poo out of me. I'd been avoiding getting glasses for about ten years by the time this happened (my left eye was weak; I discovered it while riding a motorcycle & a bug flew into my right eye & suddenly the world was blurry). Schad was on me - the prescription went bad within 30-days. I think my eyes were all like, "Finally! Some help! We can take it easy now!" - especially my right eye, which I thought was 20/20... I couldn't afford to get another pair of glasses; the deal I got included contact lenses as well...so, I started wearing two left lenses. For years, optometrists were puzzled by how I had the exact same Rx in both eyes. Doing that little stunt also cost me the rest of my depth perception. Content: 
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Blue Moonlight posted:Some people believe that consuming the placenta, dehydrated and encapsulated, blended, or prepared like other proteins, can have health benefits. SNL had you covered 40-years ago.  Nope.
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a sexual elk posted:Salvation Army I read that as Salivation Army
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davidspackage posted:Ah, the Mr. Tollund Man competition drat, my father brought home a book about Bog People from a business trip to Scandinavia and the photos gave me nightmares for years. I have a copy of it somewhere. Peat/tannic acid is one hell of a preservative
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Hell yeah!! Lets go! *Immigrant Song plays* Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1566455914055360513?t=hlDxAhsHFHfmKiwTwXSoHw&s=19 USE THE CAT HANDLE
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Ja, same as with flavor descriptions on cat food. I somehow doubt that a mammal that licks its own rear end on the regular really cares that you brought home 'tuna & egg'
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:You never had a cat, did you. I have six cats. One likes to eat styrofoam packing peanuts. She hates poultry. Another one likes to eat plastic bags. Yet another eats watermelon. Cat food labelling is a never-ending source of amusement in my house. 5/6 will shiv their mothers for tuna. #2 (by age), Mehitabel, the styrofoam bandit, will not eat it or poultry either.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Please tell me one is named Archie No roaches my house, but I have a portable typewriter set up in the living room with a blank sheet rolled in, just in case
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Blue Moonlight posted:My cat loves trying to eat Apple cables. Not any other cable; whatever Apple puts in theirs must be magical. Dorian, who has made it into a few posts here & there, has cost us approximately $7235.00 in Apple lightning cables and four antenna leads for my Sirius unit. He eschews the fabric-covered knockoff lightning cords, and seems to psychically avoid household current.
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Karate Bastard posted:What am I looking at here Google “Highway Of Death” 
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Cats already see your hand as a tongue. As someone who has had cats in my household for my entire life: WTF is up with this poo poo
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I've been bearded (with a 1-year hiatus in 1990, when I worked for EDS) since 1982. No.
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Yaldabaoth posted:
This is my GET OFF MY LAWN face
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All milk is breast milk, when you think about it for a moment.
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Cartoon Man posted:
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DangerDummy! posted:I can confirm there's a car on New York state with an AHEGAO plate. Saw it at the gas station a couple weeks aga, and it absolutely had extra creepy anime decals on it. No one mentioned the car The topic was the plate. . (  )
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Knormal posted:James Bond franchise is running out of ideas. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to get screwed!" *Jaws grins torquely*
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 As someone who is old enough to have learned about My Lai in middle school, I have a hard time believing that Esquire was able to set-up this photo without a giant flaming pit opening up underneath & consuming Calley. Also, gently caress Colin Powell with a red-hot poker.
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Liquid Chicken posted:LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - I dunno. The paid dick sounds like a nice benefit.
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Ghostlight posted:pyf bong OK 
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Dr. Quarex posted:People have been claiming this is the absolute red line for advertisers for years; looking forward to 3 people yelling and otherwise nothing happening and every nighttime sky view everywhere populated in the world being full of blinking, flashing drone ads in 10 years All it takes is one large net. They'll get a few months, then the counter-action will start, then (in a sane world) drone advertising will be legislated out of existence after the first few skirmishes in the Drone Wars injure people & damage property.
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BigBadSteve posted:Would. They were actually quite tasty! Content: don't wanna know 
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Guess few goons have cats & dogs in the same house, else they'd already be posting about the magic cat box that never has to be cleaned for some reason
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:thought you were going to combine sickos and the ames window Don't know if I can do that without puking. I am working on the Win 10 desktop window thing, though. Possibly have both of them standing there. If it'll help, I can remove the bunny ears pretty easily.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
There are a handful on eBay but they are going for insane money ($250+)
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We called 'em sand crabs; when we were kids, we'd dig them up on the beach, near the tide-line, all the time. They don't bite & can't pinch. No idea why someone would collect a boxful of them, though
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1599922293924167680?s=20&t=GPodKunbwO1Ktl8UYlemLw Profane, and profane accessories
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Instead, we got George W. Bush
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Pasketti posted:I'm fascinated by this and imagining how hosed up inbred and mutated those fish must have been Couldn't have been cichlids, else they would have taken over the house and set up a perimeter defense.
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Very fond memories of the WWN featuring our favorite cryptid, New Years 1992
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flubber nuts posted:someone spilled a box of runts on that sandwich. That was Lenny (not pictured) who thought that he'd impress us all by creating - and eating - a bologna & Fruit Loop sandwich. With Miracle Whip. After enough beers he could eat almost anything.
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LifeSunDeath posted:body strong cock weak grower, not a shower
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Nothing's changed since I lived in Europe fifty years ago. poo poo washes off.
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Merry Christmas, you degenerates!
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"my cat" OK.
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