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nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I grew up dipping artichoke leaves in mayo. It's pretty delicious. :shrug:

Miracle Whip is gross, though.

Yeah I grew up on this as well. 70/30 mayo to lemon juice with some minced garlic. Prob one of those regional things

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nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

I’d eat the heck out of that dill pickle pizza

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Linux Pirate posted:

That's just Kraang after the turtles got done stomping his face in, right?

Think that pizza got a dose of the t virus

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Surprised SA hasn’t been affected by inflation. I paid my 9.95 in 2003 but in 2022 dollars that like, a lot, man

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

This better not awaken anything in me

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Phanatic posted:

The RC even refuses to accept blood from people with hemochromatosis. This blood is perfectly safe for transfusions, but since people with that condition have to have regular phlebotomies as treatment for it, the Red Cross figures that if they were to just draw that blood for free, it would be tantamount to paying those people and therefore won't do it.

Yes, this makes no sense.

I have a high hematocrit level and my endocrinologist gives me a perscription to donate blood. They take it but won't use it. They still call me all the goddamn time begging for my blood.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

What a shame

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
That elephant is no bull frog

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Azhais posted:

Friend of mine in college ate very little besides Wonder Bread, Frito, and Black Olive sandwiches. I can't recall if there were condiments involved.

need a time machine to send this back to college me. sounds great

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Cartoon Man posted:



Tag yourself if you made the list.

Too many tags so I’ll tag the ones I’m not:

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Capt.Whorebags posted:

So does Jerry sleep in one of the kitchen cupboards or something?

Sleeps in a chest of drawers like the Japanese people in Kramers apartment

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Skeleton Ape posted:

As a former blockbuster employee I can 100% confirm this.

Hollywood video supremacy

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Yaldabaoth posted:

So it's fascist to not want people to plaster cartoon porn all over their cars and clothing where anyone can see it?

Assaulting people who do something you disagree with is pretty fascist, yes. Hope this helps you overcome your fascism fetish.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

ultrafilter posted:

When in doubt, don't post.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Please do not sexually harass your coworkers
-management

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

This was my solution to dropping an egg off a building in high school. A+ would recommend

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maybe I had a bad batch but I did not like deep fried Oreos. All the crunch goes away and you’re left with oily mush.

Deep fried anything shouldn’t be mushy unless it was cooked at too low of temperature.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Cool Dad posted:

Wait, does that mean you were terrorizing rats?

Yes that would not only kill the rat but torture it for a while before it dies. Very cursed

Hopefully they meant nitrogen

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Oh well I found your problem. Your femur isn’t supposed to go up your bhole

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Scratch Monkey posted:

sounds a little like this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Platform_(film)

which was a criticism of this

Speaking of cursed, Gordon Ramsey made a cooking show out of this movie

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Don’t make the mistake of watching because the movie was interesting, like I did

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Impressive

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

`Nemesis posted:

dinner is ready!




I think we’ve all been there

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

DandyLion posted:

Better to avoid crab entirely, since it's all carcinogenic.

if thats true then why dont crabs get cancer?

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Oscar Wild posted:

How is this cursed? She only had angel hair and needed fettuccine

Cursed are those who don’t have a container of flour

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

mobby_6kl posted:

The finger just slipped in there!

And out and then in again

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Kharnifex posted:

Yeap, same with the turtle barnacle videos, started off with a guy years ago pulling sea turtles out of harbour netting and ballast water areas and using a scraper to clean them up.

Ended with insane turtle exploitation videos where people glue aquarium plants and shells to land tortoise and rescue them from rockpools and creeks they got thrown into and the glued on items removed

Wtf is wrong with people. Everyone is horrible

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I had a couple J-P drains in my abdomen and really did not appreciate how:
A: The removal process was basically the same as starting a lawnmower
B: The tubes get wider at the ends

Same. Dr was like this doesn’t hurt for 90% of people then yanked it out. Luckily I wasn’t in the 10%

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Nice to know the government would subsidize a couple billion dollars for rayban to make some avatar shaped glasses and ship them to another planet

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

The gently caress. Why do people marry toddlers

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Not in my back yardwindow sill

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

On this farm we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

They’re still good

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Thread update: I just ate a van houtens giant pickle. It was everything I wanted out of this thread

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
I was at the store and a homeless guy was getting accosted by a cop for trying to steal a $4 tall boy. I offered to pay but was told to mind my business

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

UwUnabomber posted:

Do you think dogs lick their crotches all the time because they have phantom limb pain in their testicles?

My dog bites the crap out of his wiener because he has phemosis. Any time he gets aroused, atttack mode.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

I’d get that if I still had functional nipples

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
They rival the pigs

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

lobsterminator posted:

Unpopular opinion, but I don't like parasites.

Symbiotes are p cool tho

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nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

dr_rat posted:

I say let the six armed people play in the normal one. Good to remind all those smug olympians in the real world you cant always get what you want.

I mean unless you have six arms I guess.

We need two Olympics. Original boring poo poo and all gender/hormone/suplllement/implant/acme rocket boosted poo poo.

We’ve already passed what should be physically possible in a ton of competitions, let’s see what we can really do

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