The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Is that guy still alive or have his dolls come to life and taken revenge on him like at the end of Maniac? Alternately some sort of alcohol related death? I can’t imagine him still being alive.

I think he got kicked out on his rear end.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 00:35

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I grew up dipping artichoke leaves in mayo. It's pretty delicious. :shrug:

Miracle Whip is gross, though.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 16:01

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Banana flavor Laffy Taffy, covered with pureed Vienna sausages and nacho cheese sauce from the jar.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 22:28

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

ultrafilter posted:

New forbidden mummy juice just dropped.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 22:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I was going to say that expiration dates don't really mean poo poo with soda but then I remembered that most people hate diet soda.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2022 17:10

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Murdstone posted:

Hi everyone! I made my bed this morning, AMA!

What did you make it out of? :dadjoke:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 14:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Speaking of Road House rip-offs, here's one starring Billy Ray Cyrus:

Blursed because it's funny as gently caress.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2022 17:10

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ampol_moment/status/1557194406205308931

The libs are notorious for hating folk songs!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 04:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So do y’all not notice the first page of google searches being ads ?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2022 20:17

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

`Nemesis posted:

this is the worst thing i've seen in a long time, holy poo poo

Maybe because I'm a cat person who doesn't really care for dogs, it made me laugh out loud.

That said, people who leave their pets in hot cars should be shot into the sun.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 23:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It's been a couple years but I've seen plenty of casino slots near me that you can bet like $.09 to $0.25 a spin but that's if you bet 1 line with no multiplier which nobody does because it's pretty boring and drastically lowers how much you can win in the bonus game(s).

# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 02:38

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm old enough to remember when there were still some pay toilets in the US, but they largely disappeared during the 1970s. I guess they might make a comeback, though.

Can't wait to record my shits onto the blockchain.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2022 23:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

RE: Sonic 06.
If I remember correctly, Slowbeef LPed the whole game and even had to restart from scratch a good way through because his PS3 died.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2022 02:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Fly agaric mushrooms show up a lot in kid's books. It's really funny to me that they're a reality lovely way to get high. I actually found some growing outside my local library. :ssh:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 08:44

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

One of the most infamous cases of a switch actor was a guy who now exclusively does BBW and trans porn. He was one of the guys most savaged by the porn wiki leaks drama.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 09:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Jesus Christ, Lynn Johnston.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 12:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I was raised vegetarian and let me tell you, I was pretty underwhelmed when I finally tried bacon. So many better meat products. I dont get what the hype was.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 03:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Inceltown posted:

gently caress the mods, I'm gonna post the squeezable bacon

I never thought something could top the shelf stable unrefrigerated pre-cooked bacon but here we are.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 09:55

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Maybe old content:

https://twitter.com/angryblkhoemo/status/1441457770604240897

I own my home that I actually live in and I have made it a habit to reply to every single rent seeker that sends me poo poo in the mail about how they want to buy my house with "Mao was right".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9rqqJmDaQ

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 10:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vakal posted:

Cow tongue is extremely blessed. When I talked about bacon being overrated, tongue was what I had in mind as far as an underrated meat. Lengua is my go to meat choice when I get tacos, burritos, and tortas.

Also, that's a really good price for beef tongue. I've heard white people talk about being so poor growing up that they had to eat beef tongue sandwiches and now it's a premium meat choice at Mexican restaurants and food trucks.

Curse tax:

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Dec 1, 2022

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 02:40

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Skippy McPants posted:

The bathroom is also shown in the linked Zillow listing,

That's just the Doom bathroom.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2022 16:27

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

When our children get mass murdered by gunmen in their schools: I sleep

When a drag show happens: REAL poo poo

# ¿ Dec 5, 2022 17:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Reminded of this cursed story.

It actually happened right across the sound in Everett.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 10:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Scratch Monkey posted:

You can have a little larceny, as a treat.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 15:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Scratch Monkey posted:

tell me you learned everything you know about sex by watching internet porn without telling me

Internet porn?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 00:38

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

In Oregon they make bars offer a minimum number of food items off a list of approved items. Most bars just choose whatever you can throw in a deep fryer.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 21:45

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Napkin Filled Toilet

# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 17:51

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Non Flushable Tissues

# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 17:52

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TontoCorazon posted:

There's gonna be a generation of people who can't dance to anything unless its in the specific order they've learned these poo poo dances

I mean, that's like every generation though.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2022 03:24

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My son's older sister thought I was a hard rear end for not letting her put her feet up on my dash. I told her I didn't care so much about scuffs and dirt as I didn't want the airbag to go off in an accident and gently caress her up something fierce. Hopefully that stuck in her mind.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 22:53

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vakal posted:

Wouldn't that make her your daughter?

She has a different father. So I guess stepdaughter makes more sense? (Her mother and I aren't together anymore)

# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 23:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Killer robot posted:

Even a vessel of known pressure can be pretty scary:

Happy New Year

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 07:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 23:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Just take it. Lol at asking for permission.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 05:58

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Dumb question but is there a reason your mortgage payment would go up that doesn't involve you borrowing against equity or missing payments?

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 23:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Azhais posted:

Variable rate mortgages

Chainclaw posted:

It's not uncommon for your homeowners insurance payments to be wrapped into your monthly mortgage payment, because the bank absolutely wants to make sure you have homeowners insurance. Some places, like Florida, have had their homeowners insurance rates skyrocket the last 12 months, which makes that monthly mortgage payment much higher.

Ok, thank you. I've only dealt with vehicle financing so I didn't know about these things.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 23:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hollismason posted:

Variable mortgage rates are what caused the financial crisis 2008. Like why would you in TYOOL 2023 buy a home without a fixed rate mortgage is beyond me.

Yeah, I always thought that you try to lock in a good rate and keep it there until it makes sense to refinance. Of course that would be too boring and sane.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 23:41

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Her tenant has to pay $100 more on their rent and she's whining that she has to pay $11 more dollars on the mortgage. :qq:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 13:21

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

mind the walrus posted:

Only way I'd ever trust one of these is if the home had a dedicated sterile processing unit complete with staff

Staph infection, maybe.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 10:57

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

When I'm walking around my town I rip down any signs offering to buy test strips; also "we buy houses 4 ca$h" signs. Because gently caress those vultures.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 02:13

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