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Edmund Sparkler posted:I was raised vegetarian and let me tell you, I was pretty underwhelmed when I finally tried bacon. So many better meat products. I dont get what the hype was. People needed a hobby. Bacon was just there.
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Literally A Person posted:People needed a
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Nov 30, 2022 04:41
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Mine was a joke, yours is just accurate. 
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I was raised vegetarian and let me tell you, I was pretty underwhelmed when I finally tried bacon. So many better meat products. I dont get what the hype was. Meat fan here, bacon is nasty. Try prosciutto.
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^^^ Prosciutto is just paper bacon don't @ me. Ornamental Dingbat posted:It's ok but do you have one that's a little bit more... Dragula? 
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Prophet of Nixon posted:Meat fan here, bacon is nasty. Try prosciutto. Thin sliced corned beef or pastrami with some Dijon mustard
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Nov 30, 2022 05:32
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The curse is coming from inside the thread!
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Bacon is fine, for what it is, it was just never supposed to be on everything, in everything. The pork industry tried "the other white meat" which failed miserably so they decided on "come on, we know you're nasty, motherucker" and that seemed to work
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There was also the meme culture that sprung up around bacon about the time that pirate zombie ninjas and use of the words "epic" and "le" were at peak annoying.
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Nov 30, 2022 05:55
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prime rib, rare with freshly grated pure horse radish and au jus
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Nov 30, 2022 05:59
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Bacon is the most mid meat to ever exist, overhyped to death and obscenely salty. It is best used as an accent and not the main focus, like on BLTs, where the tomato should always be the star of the show.
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A bacon and egg sandwich will always be a favorite of mine. Death to the blasphemers who had blended some into the pumpkin soup I tried last week.
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I am begging you, do not go on a goddamn food derail in the goddamn Cursed Images thread. Also, I will probe you.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I am begging you, do not go on a goddamn food derail in the goddamn Cursed Images thread. gently caress the mods, I'm gonna post the squeezable bacon  
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Inceltown posted:gently caress the mods, I'm gonna post the squeezable bacon I never thought something could top the shelf stable unrefrigerated pre-cooked bacon but here we are. 
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Those are sufficiently cursed. Thank you.
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Maybe old content: https://twitter.com/angryblkhoemo/status/1441457770604240897 I own my home that I actually live in and I have made it a habit to reply to every single rent seeker that sends me poo poo in the mail about how they want to buy my house with "Mao was right". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9rqqJmDaQ
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Inceltown posted:gently caress the mods, I'm gonna post the squeezable bacon Not even in Sweden, Vilhelm Lillefläsk.
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Inceltown posted:gently caress the mods, I'm gonna post the squeezable bacon  Why? … I want to try it.
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oh i remember that, it's an april fool's joke from back when you could still discern fiction from reality
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Wow, you must be old.
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Wife found this in Giant Food yesterday. We’re not sure whether this is leftover from Halloween or what but it turns out no one wants to buy a product called:
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Can't wait for Ghost Cum aka Mayonnaise.
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busalover posted:Can't wait for Ghost Cum aka Mayonnaise. What’s ranch dressing then? Just cum?
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Tarquinn posted:What’s ranch dressing then? It is wherever Piers Morgans eats.
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Ranch is white colouring and Xanthan gum with salt.
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Who doesn't like a little treat while riding the train? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhWIKqar5LU
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M-m-m-megabarfo
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tfw you're making it by the skin on your teeth
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Frank Frank posted:Wife found this in Giant Food yesterday. We’re not sure whether this is leftover from Halloween or what but it turns out no one wants to buy a product called: I've made biscuits with the blood from a package of steaks mixed in to the batter. They turn pink and they're tasty as hell 🧛♂️
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Takes No Damage posted:I've made biscuits with the blood from a package of steaks mixed in to the batter. They turn pink and they're tasty as hell 🧛♂️
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You can get lengua in a lot of Mexican restaurants. Seems pretty normal to me.
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I really thought for a moment that it said "reverse" beef and that it was like.. inside out or something
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butt dickus posted:that's not blood. it's myoglobin Huh. Sounds pretty close, but more like blood just for the inside of your muscles? There's blood and actual separate steak juice. 
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Cow tongue is extremely blessed. When I talked about bacon being overrated, tongue was what I had in mind as far as an underrated meat. Lengua is my go to meat choice when I get tacos, burritos, and tortas. Also, that's a really good price for beef tongue. I've heard white people talk about being so poor growing up that they had to eat beef tongue sandwiches and now it's a premium meat choice at Mexican restaurants and food trucks. Curse tax: 
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Snackmar posted:I really thought for a moment that it said "reverse" beef and that it was like.. inside out or something Reverse beef is just being kind to people.
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Poops Mcgoots posted:You can get lengua in a lot of Mexican restaurants. Seems pretty normal to me. i tried it once and it wasn't terrible, the texture and taste was great but if i was to cook it at home i would trim the tastebuds off because i swear to god it felt like i was french kissing that torta until i chewed up the chopped lengua
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You're supposed to boil and then skin the tongue before using it for other stuff so the only part you end up eating is pure muscle.
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I wish the guy who ran my favorite taco truck knew that before i was momentarily transported back to the 7th grade by eating the creepy sandwich
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