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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Pretty sure that's the OG bone-hurting juice.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Yaldabaoth posted:

The curse is why would someone make a video that's over 20 minutes long about a failed fastfood item? It could be summed up in 5 at most.

It was made by a guy who used to artificially deepen his voice in his early videos, which everyone could plainly hear. He claimed for years he didn't do it and that people were crazy to believe that, until one day he just up and admitted that he was in fact digitally altering his voice. Like a lot of amusement park buffs, dude is a little off.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
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Dec 12, 2003

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Liquid Chicken posted:

Who wants to enter the hedge?



Is it an entrance to a mystical land with talking animals and ladies doling out treats?



Or just somewhere to drop a dookie?

*enters the hedge*

Smells like sex in here.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Teratrain posted:

Will they use knife and fork to eat it like dinner or just pick it up like a terrible snickers

They load it into a special holder so they can eat it Push-Pop style.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Was looking to see if I could mod my drill-press feed handles with a suicide knob for smoother action, and I found this product on Amazon:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Inceltown posted:

I realise saying this to a goon is kind of moot but your dating life with this sort of problem is beyond hosed. There is just no good way out of that problem.

Pretty much. The only people that are going to be attracted to her are the type of people she REALLY wouldn't want attracted to her.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I can only speak from personal experience, but one of my friends my school had a sister with numerous issues, one of which was appearing childlike in stature, and she took growth hormones her entire life and they didn't do poo poo. I mean, maybe gave her an inch in height, at best.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Ghostlight posted:

levant configuration

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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PainterofCrap posted:

All milk is breast milk, when you think about it for a moment.

What about man-milk, aka brogurt?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Lord tunderin' jaysus, dat's gonna be seven kinds of stink.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Mario Yesyes posted:

...Newfoundlander spotted?!

Canadian, but with a few Newfie friends. Love their expressions.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Good to see John Krasinski is still getting work.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Frank Frank posted:

Lol not just blackouts but “hellish blackouts”

One of those blackouts like in the movie The Trigger Effect, where people can only hold their civility for about 2 hours, and then immediately go full fascist when they think they may lose access to Cheetos and HBO.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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What's stigma?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Poohs Packin posted:

Died smoking that loud pack

Cartoon Man posted:

Did he ever wipe after going poo?

I'm pretty sure I read about this guy years ago, and his preferred smoke was dried dung he collected and put in his pipe.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Pull the string and Giant Teddy will say one of 7 loving phrases!

"I love that you invested all our money in candles!"
"Yes, I would love you if you were a worm, dear."
"You have 4 children already? Sign me up, mama!"
"Yes, a monkey baby would be a good idea."
"Nothing gives me more pleasure than discussing where we should go for dinner for 3 hours."
"No, I don't think Karen memes are targeting you specifically, dear."
"Of course a second monkey-baby would be a great idea. They can wear matching tutu's."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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LifeSunDeath posted:

what's on page 2?

Brother, what isn't on page 2!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Feet-Loaf

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I would like to hear more from Peanut Butter Gomez.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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... or you could just keep them in the fridge.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Just one more lane, bro. One more lane will solve it for sure this time.


https://i.imgur.com/Mz0KPgZ.mp4

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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HEE-HEEIL Hilter.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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We need to get a new version of that flying fairy toy, where a tech nerd opens his flying camera on christmas, and then it immediately flies itself into the fireplace.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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By popular demand posted:

Soooo Crack Cocaine? Or Crystal Meth?

Crackstyl Methocaine.

It's made by crushing up a Boniva pill, mixing the contents with the absorbent material from a panty-liner, and then heating the mix over sterno.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Bridge people are loving nuts

And loving Omar Sharif had a bridge column that got published in newspapers across the world, and it was just a bizarre reading on a made-up bridge game and how it would play out.

An entire column of poo poo like "Double 8's are exposed, crosswise. East guards with Findelmans bluff, South presents The Devils Basket, 7's over 3's. North presses attack, all cards transition cordially. West parlays Kings, reverse Jacks, the ladies advanced four-score." It was the Retro Turbo-Encabulator for blue-hairs.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Mister Speaker posted:

So what happens to make a finger necrotize like that, the thick coagulated blood just prevents it from flowing? Is that the mechanism snake venom works on, or is there something else going on?

Basically you've got it. Venoms of most species either effect the brain, the blood, or tissue, in a broad sense. Saying that, even if a snakes venom is primarily say a neurotoxin, it can still effect blood and tissues as well, depending on the species. The classic King Cobra is mostly a neurotoxin, but there are several species of cobra, and members of the cobra family fall into all 3 categories of neurotoxin, cytotoxin, and myotoxin.

And that's just the 3 main categories. There are several subcategories of toxin, from affecting the heart, to others that will leave your blood unharmed, but cause you to hemorrhage easily.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

What happens when you give the balls a tug?

The chain self-lubes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Honey, what should we get for dessert after dinner?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Canadian beef better be goddamn mind blowing to justify that Son of Baconator add-on price

It's good, but EVERYTHING is more expensive up here, even over and above just the dollar conversion.

Hard to run a modern 1st world country, but with a tiny population. Everyone gotta give a little bit more.

Bloody Hedgehog
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The modern equivalent of that scene from Roger & Me. Except in this one they knock the gig-worker over the head and skin them.

Bloody Hedgehog
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3D Megadoodoo posted:

He'd clicked on the wrong icon. I did scold him for it. Aeroplane pilots, doctors, nurses, fire control officers, barbers, nuclear technicians, train drivers, etc. do not get to say "oh no!" about trivial things.

Nurse 1 - "So this guy coded on the table, took ages to bring him back.
Nurse 2 - "Hmm, yeah. Oh, I heard a rep dropped off donuts in the break room."
Nurse 1 - "OH poo poo! Clear a path people! Emergency, MOVE!"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Is the far left supposed to be Gonzo?

It's supposed to be Beauregard, the caretaker of the Muppets Theatre.

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