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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the hell?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Yaldabaoth posted:

Quit complaining about the way I post in a forum called General Bullshit.


yeah, just put you on ignore like everyone else did

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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dentist: "so, have you been flossing?"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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you have to press it to extract the essential juices

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Fell Mood posted:

Barrett was a member of the People of Praise cult. Whatever agency she has now, she was brainwashed back before she had power.

She literally does not believe that women should have authority like she does as a judge. I'm not sure how she rationalizes that beyond a hand wave of "doing God's work."

she has agency. she just thinks what she's doing is the right thing. you don't have to (and shouldn't) excuse her awfulness or try to portray her as a victim just because she bought into this system

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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yaldabaoth has never made a single post, anywhere, ever, that didn't advertise how disturbingly weird and messed up he is

no offense

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Strangely enough the dog prefers missionary style.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Admiral Joeslop posted:

That's infinitely more viruses than most people have at any given time.

this may shock you but your body 100% has millions of viruses in it right now

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Inceltown posted:

Yours maybe but I'm different.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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chomp chomp

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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fun fact: in victorian england hummingbugs were such a pervasive nuisance that charles dickens' original draft of 'a christmas carol' had scrooge saying 'bah! hummingbugs!' while swatting at them as they flew around in his counting-shop

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i like this new direction the Google Streetview cars have gone in

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Liquid Chicken posted:

I pooped on the clock all the time.



i'm sure these are pasted up on all the walls in the C-suite as well

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the good news is now the city won't have to spend money installing speed bumps

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i mean, the reason they are doing this is because (shock alert) white people are a minority now and they're trying to make something with broader appeal, so they can make more money. it's not out of either some sort of moral courage or courting outrage for PR (though if as a side effect this also helps make them more money that's fine too.)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Manager Hoyden posted:

The first part isn't true, and it wouldn't make sense anyway - if pandering was the goal they would have gone after groups that are actually growing, like Hispanic populations and those of Asian descent

They cast Halle Bailey because she is a famous and talented singer with a killer voice and name recognition among kids, and her father is black because she is. There's really not more to it at all

well to hopefully be a little more correct, if you look at young enough demographics white people are now under 50% in the US. i was under the impression this had progressed a little farther than it has, though i'm certain it varies a lot by state. and i mean they did make raya the last dragon, mulan, encanto, etc etc. not to say that's 'pandering' per se though)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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yeah you really gotta try it with ranch

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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and jesus cried out, "my lord, why have you lapped me?"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Seen pinned on the local trail's sign board:


it's weird to imagine a god that's actually experiencing the emotion of hate directed towards something he presumably had the idea of creating in the first place

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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so that's how you become the head of a major corporation

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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bet you've never even luigi ziti'd

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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your mama's so fat that when she sits around the house... well, she's not technically sitting around the house, but she does have a big couch

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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eating with your hands makes food taste better

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Well with this in particular I think if you rewind time a while there would be more people in the US going 'ah, only filthy savages eat with their fingers' instead of now where you go 'hmm that looks fun and tasty'.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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scene: a pregnant lady goes to the chiropractor to perform adjustments on her unborn baby

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Karate Bastard posted:

The TERM, Mozi, is "Manipulations".

You uncultured swine.

i... i submit

*presents neck for punishment manipulation*

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Waltzing Along posted:

I've got no horse in this race but he passed concussion protocol and apparently had an ankle injury along with back injury. That could easily cause him to stumble. His head did hit on the play but it wasn't awful.

And tonight, the CIN hospital released him. They are not affiliated with the NFL or the Dolphins so they have nothing to lie about. Their only concern is the patients health.

It's very possible that last Sundays injury is exactly what the team says it was. But man are there a lot of armchair neurologists showing up.

i think the only safe and responsible thing to do is send him out there again in 4 days and see how he holds up

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Pratchett books published in the US have always had terrible covers compared with the UK originals.


vs

Mozi fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Sep 30, 2022

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the snake was just a big harry potter fan

when it saw the house it had to slither in

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i don't see any reason it couldn't be real

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Poops Mcgoots posted:

People without vaginas can also benefit from Kegel exercises.

username/post

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it comes with the fence (or is an option to), i had the same kind for my chickens once

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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cursed because it's not chocolate milk

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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from the "ate brains tonight" thread, i'd guess the main weakness is just cooking it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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tassidermy, rather

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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disappointing that it doesn't come with at least one set of clothes but i guess it's just the bear essentials

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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tfw you're making it by the skin on your teeth

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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once you've to yes'ed to drugs the sign makes more sense

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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yeah headline should read "Man Receives Free Scorpion Farm"

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