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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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wesleywillis posted:

Probably the reindeer but that was my first thought too.

Kebab actually

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Stoatbringer posted:

And here I am, cleaning and recycling my yoghurt pots like a sucker.

Yeah those are going into landfill or being burned anyway.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Inceltown posted:

The reason why they have very few cash self service checkouts though is so they can easily keep a record of who is stealing a lot of poo poo and when they finally decide you've stolen enough they've got a real easy paper trail to follow to nail you for grand theft stuff

Source?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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lol you're so lame

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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A stadium that requires a car and can't be walked to is really dumb

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Frank Frank posted:

P sure the meadowlands does have parking.

Yes, that's the curse. That a stadium is built for cars not pedestrians and public transport like good countries do it.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Humphreys posted:

You do realise

ahahaha it's realize you dumb gently caress*

*c word but seppos are also dumb fucks*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Tiny black venomous spiders hiding in my living spaces can gently caress off.

Big brown huntsmans chilling in the ceiling corner that I name Fred, he's cool.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Ngl I do my best driving after a couple drinks. Smoothest corners and stops.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Waltzing Along posted:

The dog is lucky that whoever photoshopped the image didn't give him a boner.

I don't think it's a Photoshop?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm thinking the trick is to literally just take the stairs up one floor. There'll be no line on that floor, and you'll get the elevator as soon as it passes.

So like, get in as it's coming back down, then stay in? That's line cutting and we'd kick you out.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Kabuli pulao is tasty https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuli_pulao

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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He can have relationships with other billionaire women that find him charming, funny, intelligent and good looking.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Action-Bastard posted:

Alcoholism in Russia is like a whole different level than the rest of the world. It's insane.

Yeh but they have pizza hut now so, swings and roundabouts

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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King Carnivore posted:

About that… not anymore.

That's because Putin is a commie rolling tanks into the west

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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That looks normal to me but I'm an idiot. I've experienced worse, in n out specifically

Edit:

This was the in n out I frequented, looks the same?

Bald Stalin fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Oct 3, 2023

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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ultrafilter posted:

The In-N-Out in Daly City has a drive thru lane that extends out into the street. It still regularly backed up onto other roads while I was there. Don't go driving by around dinner time if you can avoid it.



(Also don't live near Daly City. Such a cursed place.)

I hated that in n out that's why I went to the OTHER daly city in n out in my screenshot ;) whaddup peninsula goon

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Mauser posted:

Drive throughs are so crazy because you can just go inside where there's no line and get your food way faster.

Someones never been to an in n out lol

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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She sounds like her mum from the good seasons

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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That's because they're not American and drive thru confused a not insignificant amount of Australian drivers.

Lmao

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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That desk is too clean. AI images are dumb.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Vakal posted:

Maybe the fish has it there by choice. Like a person putting a big stud through their tounge.

The blowjobs are incredible

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Vampire Panties posted:

the technical term for sandfucking is chicken cutlet

We call it the sexy schnitty

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Super bacteria and impotent antibiotics, yay!

Gonna die from stinky pus filled limbs and plastics induced rear end cancer during a wet bulb event

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Drone_Fragger posted:

As always, the problem is capitalism.

Hmmm maybe, but then what's the solution?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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God I wish that were me

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Ghostlight posted:

and they're so good that the fda won't let them use the word "food" on the package

I think you're thinking of the word Cheese.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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necroid posted:

can you not make spoilered links please? i’m on my phone literally shitposting and i can’t see the spoiler without clicking the link, at least on desktop i can hover

sry just a personal preference, i like to curate my youtube history and clicking random links means having to remove extra poo poo i don’t want

Just touch and drag a bit. Works fine on android/chrome.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Takes No Damage posted:

New Tool album already? Sweet!

And it's gonna oddly suck because Maynard's had COVID about 6 times thus far

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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As I'm starving after all our crops fail, the sky dark with smoke from mega fires, my arm throbbing with pain from antibiotic resistant infection, thirsty from the water shortage wishing I was Chinese, at least I'll be happy knowing the wasps are all loving dead

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Isn't dusty rose the stripper plumber in ATHF?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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ZixTheYeti posted:

That’s Dusty Gozongas.




Why the gently caress and my wasting brain space on that?

What is my name?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Cool Dad posted:

I once worked with a man named Joy Dikshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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If it's the same kid I know, his sister's name is Bowie

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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quadriplegic, but yes he can now control a mouse with his mind

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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You dump custard, it's snot spooner it's scale goat!

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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OP timg'd an mp4

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Takes No Damage posted:

I wonder if it's just cultural bias that keeps us from having seeing eye pigs? Everyone always says how smart hogs are, I'm sure they could be trained to stay out of jet engines at a minimum...

Pigs get loving huge

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Are bullshit. They grow into big pigs.

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Facebook Aunt posted:

So you could use the malachite dildo to treat an infestation of shrimps and snails in your vagina. But it's going to have some unwanted consequences.

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