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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Yaldabaoth posted:



This feels like there is a story behind it.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

That shapeshifter dick hits all the right spots.

Like a duck?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Yaldabaoth posted:



Looks like we solved the missing 411, they're all being abducted by the mole people.

Eventually the caves will all be full of bodies, solving the problem.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Sorry I'm a bit late, it was raining and I to wait for my umbrella to fully charge and then update it's firmware. Oh, and what's your wifi password? It won't open unless it can connect to the cloud (raincloud, we call it, haha) to check my subscription.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Mozi posted:

Pratchett books published in the US have always had terrible covers compared with the UK originals.



How many libraries has that been banned from in the south?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Ooh la la!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Drone_Fragger posted:

Hmmm, derivative, and arguably burkean in nature to boot.

turn ur monitor on

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Captain Hygiene posted:

an ahegao car with an UWU plate

#LIFEGOALS

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Yaldabaoth posted:

Also, a lot of them are guys who are just mad they can't enslave women and exterminate minorities anymore.

Content, the proper treatment these guys deserve:



But what a way to go.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Yaldabaoth posted:

Whatever, here's a curse from the AI image thread:



Being able to generate whatever porn you want will probably end up killing some people due to excessive masturbation.

Infinite penile squeezing could bring down civilisation!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Brigham Yahooniversity?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Ooh leggings!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Is it deerweasel season again? I thought we already had that this year.

Those are clearly were-deerweasels.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Is this like the equivalent of striking an oil gusher for syrup farmers?

:shrug: I'm stumped.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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We're legally allowed to run you over if your app is out of date, you're in a wifi dead-zone, you haven't agreed to the terms & conditions of the app and registered your account. Note that this app only protects* you from Ford death, please install the apps from all other auto makers and have them all active at all times.

* conditions apply. Not legally binding.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Three Boobs for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their bras of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Boobies bounce.
One Boob to rule them all, One Tit to find them,
One Jug to bring them all, and in the bralette bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Boobies bounce.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Mmm dryer lint tiddies.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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!Klams posted:

God, this brought back an old memory.

One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.)

On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!)

He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVLZy5UwKUs

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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KitConstantine posted:

It looks itchy

itchy... tasty...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Tuna and mango chutney sandwiches are the food of the gods.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Putting the AI in AnIme tiddies.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/FSkDwYl.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

:stare::stonk::cripes::smithicide:

Honestly I think everyone should read this, as torturous as it is. Jesus.

You're not selling it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Slap that (b)rear end.

Unrelated cursed image:


That face has seen some poo poo.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Buce posted:

my dog is a pure and blameless creature who eats only prime cuts of siberian reindeer and excretes only rainbows that smell like green tea.

lol you sniff your dog's rainbow poop

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Actually, I do, but I apologize for bringing it up and offending people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

It can't be a bad word, or Boris Johnson wouldn't use it!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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ow ow my brain

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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_____! posted:

Tried amanitas once and didn't want to drink my pee so I just ate them.

I have questions.

But I don't want to hear the answers.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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1. Empty tin
2. Make hot
3. Enjoy

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Tarquinn posted:

What’s ranch dressing then?

Just cum?

It is wherever Piers Morgans eats.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Speaking as a Primary Jizz Load Alpha Male...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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trapped mouse posted:

drat, Superman's got some bomb-rear end titties.

Put 'em on the glass, Superman!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Finally we can learn the sound of one hand clapping.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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busalover posted:

Interesting that it picks up the poo. Hygiene I guess?

New thread title.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Is it better to be drip, dank, sus or cheugy?

Also, mods please change my name to "Stoatbringer (Alpha Male)", tia.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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A farting mink posted:

Nah, man. Flashlight all the way.

Nobody wants a Fleshlight eye.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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"You know how to draw muscles, right?"
"Just like lumps everywhere? Sure."

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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From the thumbnail it looked like this guy was having a really good scratch of his arse with his right hand, but sadly it's just the way his back muscles are drawn.

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