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30 Years Masturbation.....fuzzy rear end 70's & 80's porn make ya go crazy!
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Jesus "I Have the Meats" Christ
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Aug 11, 2022 21:58
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"She-Hulk wants to SMASH!"
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Aug 14, 2022 20:07
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Who wants to enter the hedge? Is it an entrance to a mystical land with talking animals and ladies doling out treats?  Or just somewhere to drop a dookie?
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Aug 18, 2022 01:32
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Aug 28, 2022 14:01
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Intercom, "Fire and potential explosion on check out #5"
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Aug 28, 2022 16:27
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Arts and Crafts gone wrong....
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Sep 9, 2022 04:32
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By popular demand posted:People leaving the Burning Man thing 
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Sep 11, 2022 15:40
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I pooped on the clock all the time.
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Sep 12, 2022 13:44
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This morning in Brunswick, New York (just outside of Troy) a new KFC was going to open up. There's people waiting... And yes, that's a Planet Fitness next door. A Wendy's is planned to be built on the otherwise of Planet Fitness. There's a Popeye's just down the road into Troy, but here they are.
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codo27 posted:Ngl, going to the united states of guns this week and I'm very excited to try KFC which absolutely has to be better than the awful shadow of its former self we have in Canada. You might be in for a world of hurt. The closest KFC to me is in Bennington, VT and one of the worst rated restaurants in the area. It was Friendly's until it was shut down. https://www.yelp.com/biz/kfc-bennington-2 The Google reviews are no better. Do yourself a favor and find a Popeye's instead.
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Sep 13, 2022 15:47
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:For those of you who have never had the pleasure of visiting Troy, NY, no, there isn’t anything better going on. It's not called Troylet for nothing. However, there's a lot of retail development on rt. 7 just east of Troy in Brunswick. It's going to be a loving gauntlet of traffic..can't wait!
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Sep 13, 2022 15:51
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Stooperfiends! 
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Sep 29, 2022 18:08
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Yaldabaoth posted:French stamp collector Philipp von Ferrary: Poor guy just looks like that because he was drowning in all that pussy thrown his way. Philately was more popular back in the day.
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Sep 30, 2022 19:08
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Florida Man's final form?
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Oct 22, 2022 14:01
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There's gonna be more than cow pussy being fingerbanged at next year's Burning Man. What are the odds of furries dying from heat exhaustion in the desert after some yiffing? FurrieCon 2023! 
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Oct 22, 2022 17:42
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Yaldabaoth posted:
Feels like a prequel to an episode of Criminal Minds.
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Oct 30, 2022 15:29
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LOL. I use to work with this guy for a few years in field archaeology who would eat a full rotisserie chicken for lunch anytime we worked close enough to a grocery store that sold them. Many of my other co-workers were quite disgusted when he would eat them by hand. He didn't wash his hands before nor after eating them. On work days he didn't have access to chickens he would eat/drink two cans of cold condensed Campbell's Chicken Soup straight from the can - no additional water added. This is the same guy now.  Yes, that's wing sauce. His car was packed with a hundred plus empty Dr. Pepper bottles.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:03
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King Carnivore posted:A cursed username/post combo. The guy you know is you, isn’t it? Nah, I have sex, wife and kids. Hair too. This guy would eat 40 hot wings in one sitting. Apparently, he was "normal" and did well (Eagle Scout, Judo black belt, excellent student) until he had a really bad car accident that required the Jaws of Life and a Life Flight. His whole personality changed and he became a total slob. This was an old co-worker in archaeology. It's field in which there's oodles of odd characters. I'm pretty benign compared to many of them. I never got a nickname like Joe Boy, Birdman, Wolf Boy, etc.
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Descend to slumber posted:
LOL. I worked as a field tech / field archaeologist for twenty years - so many ticks, poison ivy, yellow jackets/ground bees, black widow spiders in the screens, venomous snakes, crazy rear end co-workers, drunk or drugged or both at the same time co-workers, lovely motels, lovely motel room shared with a co-worker of the type mentioned earlier, paid dick, having to keep receipts for all your food in hopes of reimbursement for that $20/day per diem, work in temp ranges from -20 F to 110F, and smell like a mix of dirt, sweat and Deet. CRM field archaeology is one of the most cursed rear end professions. You do get to dress like an unwashed homeless person for work. Yes office workers look down their noses at the field folk and it's even worse if the archaeology dept. is housing in an engineering firm (gently caress you Louis Berger, Inc., URS, Greenhorne & O'mara and other poo poo engineer firms). Office folk would call us "Sticks & Bones" as well as Raggamuffins as if we strolled out of the Charles Dicken's novel. For the curse tax - 2003 Secaucus, NJ. Aerial photo of the burial removal project for an exit ramp to a train station. We removed over 4,500 bodies by hand. This was a potter's field - burials of the damned. Unknowns picked up dead off the streets, prisoners, asylum patients, poorhouse residents, orphans, smallpox hospital patients and anyone else unwanted. You can see the grave shafts in the pic - two burials per shaft. We worked from the cold of winter, through the heat of summer and end in the fall. So much loving mud - much of it contaminated with a witches's brew of chemicals (hey! it's New Jersey!). At one point we excavated skeletons from under the supports of the NJ turnpike. Most of us lived in an Extended Stay hotel for this time period. Lots of booze, drugs, parties, cook outs and hook ups on our off hours. I even met my wife here (dig buddies). The buildings on the property were from a youth detention center (kiddie prison). Building on the left - where we ate lunch, changed clothes, stored some tools and where banker boxes of skeletal remains were processed. Similar building on the right is where those banker boxes of 4,500+ people were stored until reinternment later on. 
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RoastBeef posted:This is about half a mile away from that site: I'm not surprised in the least. In one location of the project we came across a "purple dye". They never fully told us what that poo poo was, but we had to wear full body white Tyvek suits in that area to excavate. Also at time the grave shafts would fill with water and there was usually a rainbow slick of petro and other chemicals floating on top. At one time long ago Secaucus use to have farms that grew produce to feed to people of New York City. Now it's a wall to wall shithole.
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Nov 2, 2022 21:09
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Just curious...what happens if you shine a green laser at these things? Is there any camera optics or other sensors one can gently caress up? Just curious....
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Nov 3, 2022 17:31
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Usually if the situation arises one just holds onto a tree, but guess there's a product for everything.
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Nov 22, 2022 23:13
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Slip a few in your lil' bastards stocking this season.
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Nov 23, 2022 15:45
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Who doesn't like a little treat while riding the train? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhWIKqar5LU
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Dec 1, 2022 00:38
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PainterofCrap posted:We called 'em sand crabs; when we were kids, we'd dig them up on the beach, near the tide-line, all the time. They don't bite & can't pinch. They are also known as mole crabs. I use to find them at the tide-line on the beaches of Maryland and Delaware.
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1599922293924167680?s=20&t=GPodKunbwO1Ktl8UYlemLw "Dangit Bobby!"
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Dec 6, 2022 17:47
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Just came back from seeing "Disney on Ice". Dory has nice eyes.
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Dec 10, 2022 21:55
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Threats don't come cheap these days.
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Dec 16, 2022 01:32
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 I'm wondering if the eyes are night lights.
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Dec 17, 2022 14:23
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 Mmmmmmmm soo loamy!
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Dec 20, 2022 23:17
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Rebel Blob posted:Can't mention Springfield without this local highlight: Ah, the good ole Mixing Bowl! How I hate thee and the old Woodrow Wilson Bridge when I lived in the area. Now when I have to visit relatives in Georgia I have to go through Spaghetti Junction. 
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A farting mink posted:https://twitter.com/FactoryMother/status/1608637324765827074?s=20&t=AbXBaJeWAN5wgxlB2CYcyg The Squickening Fleshlight?
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 Slimer's Snow Day
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