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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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#fitnessgoals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijmm0b84Ltk

it's fake btw

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna commit time clock fraud.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Since cursed signs are apparently fair game.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I don't like the spinning camera. Conscious beings should not have spin-ny parts even if they are robots.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I. M. Gei
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cult_hero posted:

Oh, no, it's weirder than that. Electroshock therapy for his penis to keep his erections youthful...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12730155/Biohacker-reveals-shocks-penis-longer-erections.html

quote:

'So there's this technology: you have a wand and you sit in a chair and then the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through the acoustic technology,' the entrepreneur said.

I don't think that's how sounding works.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Meanwhile Texas is forcing people to show ID to look at porn sites, and a bunch of sites including Pornhub have blocked access statewide.

Also the Texas AG is suing and fining any sites that don't comply.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Karate Bastard posted:

Train yourself to be horny about commonplace things like idk twigs or something

e: feet

Are chair corners not common enough?


I don't know what half of these words mean, and I can't tell if I should be glad because I'm not hired or disappointed in myself because I've spent more than 10 years studying circuitry and computer poo poo and I probably SHOULD know what they mean.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Nenonen posted:

B-b-but it's not animu... :sweatdrop:

:nws: because it's [REMOVED]

This should not have been posted.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 17, 2024

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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wesleywillis posted:

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!!

Please don't quote that image.

I edited both the image link and the link to the post out of my quote for a very good reason, and you should do the same. Or just not quote it at all.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I wanna pet the froggies. :3:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Harry_Potato posted:

Thank you Fox news for your deep reporting on Middle School Furries.



I remember this Brimstone episode.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Jamesman posted:

I unmuted and I'm very upset that the music used is not Linkin Park.

I'm just gonna pretend it's I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Apr 20, 2024

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Waffle! posted:

*carrying my wife in a 69* "There's a race?"

Is that even a 69?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

I think technically it's a 96.

It might be, if one of the numbers was backwards.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I will never not laugh at Darth Vader Reads You The Bible Out Of A Wall Clock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrbpZ0VDfkY

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Swilo posted:

The video itself is still hosted on the servers, all Jeff did is remove the embed
http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/Boogeyman-494.mp4

I have never seen this until today lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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wesleywillis posted:

I'm still pissed because I haven't gotten my free drugs and sex yet.

Me neither.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I almost did FFA in high school but backed out at the last minute to do band and a computer class I learned absolutely nothing in instead.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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TotalLossBrain posted:

You could have rassled pigs instead

Nah, band is better.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

to be clear, this is very :nws: and :nms:. but in case anyone doesn't want to go googling

This also should not have been posted.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Guy on the far left looks like he actually did.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I'm learning a lot about vaginal biomes from this thread

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Regular Wario posted:

when does he learn about the vaginal shrimp?

He *is* the vaginal shrimp.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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more like virginal shrimp

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Do cursed links count if they have cursed images in them?

(:nms: WARNING for gross medical and surgical photos :nms:)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4257366/

I had this for about 10 years and only just now learned what it's called, from the r/relationships thread of all places.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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R.L. Stine posted:

what's it called so i can just use my imagination instead of clicking on that

Umbilical pilonidal sinus, apparently.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to come up with words and I have none.




Biscuits and gravy fountain is blessed, however, and I will not be taking questions.

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Jun 26, 2005

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Mozi posted:

tbh the issue with the chocolate fountain substitutions is the viscosity isn't correct for a nice long smooth flowing fountain and instead creates blobs and splattery drops

Counterpoint: gravy is delicious

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Jun 26, 2005

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You Are A Werewolf posted:

NGL, I would partake of the biscuits and gravy fountain.

Because biscuits and gravy rules.

:hmmyes:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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minato posted:

The CEO's message always says something like "I accept full responsibility for this", but never mentions any actual consequences.

The owner of the last company I worked at sent out two separate mass emails immediately after I resigned from my job: one to their customers, and one to their staff. Since I'd had some work done by them before I left and my work email still worked, I got both emails, and yes they were cringe as hell. Especially the one for the staff, especially right after reading the one for the customers.

I saved the full text from both of them, so I'll try to post them here when I get a free minute at the gym. The staff email is definitely cursed.

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Jun 26, 2005

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Curse? Or simple, delicious way to get my calories for the day?

Alcohol is not good calories. Your body can't use them for anything and they're actively detrimental to both muscle development and healthy weight loss.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Bald Stalin posted:

I finally read the Wikipedia article on what happened in Congo and it is truly, truly heinous. Europeans literally created a market for severed human hands because they wanted more rubber/chocolate?? Slaves sold openly for eating, including white men eating children, humans with their ankles broken tied to stakes immersed in the river up to their necks for 4 days to make them "plump" before slaughter...

What the gently caress!? :stonk:



I don't remember Conrad saying anything about THAT in Heart of Darkness.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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CheeseThief posted:

I can beat all of that, in Vancouver I had a red eye beer cocktail: clamato juice and beer.

That sounds disgusting, but your av indicates you have excellent taste, so I'm conflicted :thunk:

Vakal posted:

I've seen desperate alcoholics drinking the liquid out of cans of Lysol disinfection spray as it's about 50% ethanol.

The trick was turning the cans upside down and spraying out all of the propellant first, then piercing the bottom with a nail and pouring the liquid into a bucket to be mixed with water or juice if it was a special occasion.

This is just prison toilet wine.

I. M. Gei
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BigHead posted:

Dutch in Dutch chocolate is a process, not a country, as in the chocolate that is dutched at the factory is a significantly different product than non-dutched chocolate. Natural cocoa is lighter in color and more chocolaty in flavor. Dutched cocoa is darker, sometimes much darker like in an Oreo, and less chocolatey in flavor.

Iirc dutching takes some fat out of the chocolate, so you are generally left with crispier chocolate products when the recipe uses dutched chocolate, like crispy cookies. Natural has more cocoa fat and thus produces squishier products, like brownies or gooey lava cakes. I know there is a difference in crispiness but I might have them reversed.

Edit: here watch this to learn about dutched vs non-dutched chocolate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-59aMuG92Q

That wine looks vile.

Assuming you're right, it sounds like the chocolate is just a light bittering agent that maybe adds a note or two of fruitiness?

If that's the case, then that wine might be more drinkable than we think, at least in small amounts.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Stem cell...... bank? ...

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Aren't embryonic stem cells potentially useful for more stuff than whatever kind of stem cells most hospitals use now? Or are they the exact same poo poo but harder to get because abortions?

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I. M. Gei
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Finally cow farts are useful

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