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#fitnessgoals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijmm0b84Ltk it's fake btw
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 22:51 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:00 |
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna commit time clock fraud.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 20:03 |
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Since cursed signs are apparently fair game.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 21:41 |
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I don't like the spinning camera. Conscious beings should not have spin-ny parts even if they are robots.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 19:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 22:02 |
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cult_hero posted:Oh, no, it's weirder than that. Electroshock therapy for his penis to keep his erections youthful... quote:'So there's this technology: you have a wand and you sit in a chair and then the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through the acoustic technology,' the entrepreneur said. I don't think that's how sounding works.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 22:47 |
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Meanwhile Texas is forcing people to show ID to look at porn sites, and a bunch of sites including Pornhub have blocked access statewide. Also the Texas AG is suing and fining any sites that don't comply.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 22:24 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Train yourself to be horny about commonplace things like idk twigs or something Are chair corners not common enough? I don't know what half of these words mean, and I can't tell if I should be glad because I'm not hired or disappointed in myself because I've spent more than 10 years studying circuitry and computer poo poo and I probably SHOULD know what they mean.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 23:50 |
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Nenonen posted:B-b-but it's not animu... This should not have been posted. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 17, 2024 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 21:13 |
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wesleywillis posted:THE ARISTOCRATS!!!! Please don't quote that image. I edited both the image link and the link to the post out of my quote for a very good reason, and you should do the same. Or just not quote it at all.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 23:02 |
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I wanna pet the froggies.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 22:38 |
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Harry_Potato posted:Thank you Fox news for your deep reporting on Middle School Furries. I remember this Brimstone episode.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 03:13 |
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Jamesman posted:I unmuted and I'm very upset that the music used is not Linkin Park. I'm just gonna pretend it's I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 05:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:11 |
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Waffle! posted:*carrying my wife in a 69* "There's a race?" Is that even a 69?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 22:04 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I think technically it's a 96. It might be, if one of the numbers was backwards.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 01:08 |
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I will never not laugh at Darth Vader Reads You The Bible Out Of A Wall Clock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrbpZ0VDfkY
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 01:10 |
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lol
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 02:01 |
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Swilo posted:The video itself is still hosted on the servers, all Jeff did is remove the embed I have never seen this until today lol
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 23:10 |
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wesleywillis posted:I'm still pissed because I haven't gotten my free drugs and sex yet. Me neither.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 03:01 |
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I almost did FFA in high school but backed out at the last minute to do band and a computer class I learned absolutely nothing in instead.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:45 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:You could have rassled pigs instead Nah, band is better.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 01:44 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:to be clear, this is very and . but in case anyone doesn't want to go googling This also should not have been posted.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 22:40 |
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Guy on the far left looks like he actually did.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:36 |
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I'm learning a lot about vaginal biomes from this thread
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:39 |
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Regular Wario posted:when does he learn about the vaginal shrimp? He *is* the vaginal shrimp.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:30 |
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more like virginal shrimp
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:55 |
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Do cursed links count if they have cursed images in them? ( WARNING for gross medical and surgical photos ) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4257366/ I had this for about 10 years and only just now learned what it's called, from the r/relationships thread of all places.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:17 |
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R.L. Stine posted:what's it called so i can just use my imagination instead of clicking on that Umbilical pilonidal sinus, apparently.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:25 |
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I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to come up with words and I have none. Biscuits and gravy fountain is blessed, however, and I will not be taking questions.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:50 |
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Mozi posted:tbh the issue with the chocolate fountain substitutions is the viscosity isn't correct for a nice long smooth flowing fountain and instead creates blobs and splattery drops Counterpoint: gravy is delicious
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 23:26 |
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You Are A Werewolf posted:NGL, I would partake of the biscuits and gravy fountain.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 23:31 |
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minato posted:The CEO's message always says something like "I accept full responsibility for this", but never mentions any actual consequences. The owner of the last company I worked at sent out two separate mass emails immediately after I resigned from my job: one to their customers, and one to their staff. Since I'd had some work done by them before I left and my work email still worked, I got both emails, and yes they were cringe as hell. Especially the one for the staff, especially right after reading the one for the customers. I saved the full text from both of them, so I'll try to post them here when I get a free minute at the gym. The staff email is definitely cursed.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:39 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Curse? Or simple, delicious way to get my calories for the day? Alcohol is not good calories. Your body can't use them for anything and they're actively detrimental to both muscle development and healthy weight loss.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 06:24 |
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Bald Stalin posted:I finally read the Wikipedia article on what happened in Congo and it is truly, truly heinous. Europeans literally created a market for severed human hands because they wanted more rubber/chocolate?? Slaves sold openly for eating, including white men eating children, humans with their ankles broken tied to stakes immersed in the river up to their necks for 4 days to make them "plump" before slaughter... What the gently caress!? I don't remember Conrad saying anything about THAT in Heart of Darkness.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:43 |
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CheeseThief posted:I can beat all of that, in Vancouver I had a red eye beer cocktail: clamato juice and beer. That sounds disgusting, but your av indicates you have excellent taste, so I'm conflicted Vakal posted:I've seen desperate alcoholics drinking the liquid out of cans of Lysol disinfection spray as it's about 50% ethanol. This is just prison toilet wine.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:51 |
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BigHead posted:Dutch in Dutch chocolate is a process, not a country, as in the chocolate that is dutched at the factory is a significantly different product than non-dutched chocolate. Natural cocoa is lighter in color and more chocolaty in flavor. Dutched cocoa is darker, sometimes much darker like in an Oreo, and less chocolatey in flavor. Assuming you're right, it sounds like the chocolate is just a light bittering agent that maybe adds a note or two of fruitiness? If that's the case, then that wine might be more drinkable than we think, at least in small amounts.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 22:09 |
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Stem cell...... bank? ...
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:33 |
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Aren't embryonic stem cells potentially useful for more stuff than whatever kind of stem cells most hospitals use now? Or are they the exact same poo poo but harder to get because abortions?
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:00 |
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Finally cow farts are useful
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