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JointHorse posted:When I saw this in Imgur, the OP said they're early versions for a silicon mold, and they're well aware that you don't stuff anything 3D-printed up your rear end Well not with that attitude.
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Crab Dad posted:What is the world coming to when butt plugs are single use and toss? In my day each plug was lovingly hewn from tthe finest rock and carefuly sanded down by Kirk himself!
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https://i.imgur.com/KUPRDWB.mp4
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:35 |
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Watching it several times in a row to try and figure out if it's in reverse then noticing the waves behind it
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Something reminded me that I should deworm my cat
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Where the hell did he even find that moray eel? I don’t think an eel that large would be shallow enough for a dragon to catch.
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Washed up on shore dead?
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I'm sorry but I'm just losing it with those expressions, I can't help it. [edit] Wait, you mean that's not a gathering of blind kids? Now it's just wierd. Vile_Nihlist666 fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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davidspackage posted:Have they considered not bringing all the pigs out at the same time, so the awkward staring contest isn't necessary? I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAhlewcOxAI
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:[edit] Wait, you mean that's not a gathering of blind kids? Now it's just wierd.
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Froghammer posted:Don't talk to me unless I have my emotional support pig that I hit with a stick Is... is he younger than me?! Fatter than me? WELL YOU KEEP HIM IM BETTWER OFF WITHOUT YOU
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:30 |
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Kit Walker posted:I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out i thought it was slow motion until I saw the kids in the audience
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I would eat beans before the contest and anyone trying that to submission.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:i thought it was slow motion until I saw the kids in the audience This is some bullshit and they should just race solo on the track for time. I’d sooner watch competitive pig prancin’.
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Crab Dad posted:This is some bullshit and they should just race solo on the track for time. I’d sooner watch competitive pig prancin’. Or race in a vacuum with oxygen bottles. Or without.
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hell yeah i wanna see the bicycle men fight for sport in the colosseum
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Kit Walker posted:I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out Or the wife carrying contest that started out in Finland or someplace like that as a goofy thing to do after drinking all day. Then one year some Estonian guy showed up and carried his wife in an unorthodox way because he had practiced and determined it was the optimal method. He smoked everyone, so now that's the only way to do it if you are serious about winning. And somehow people are serious about winning. The wife carrying contest.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Or the wife carrying contest that started out in Finland or someplace like that as a goofy thing to do after drinking all day. Then one year some Estonian guy showed up and carried his wife in an unorthodox way because he had practiced and determined it was the optimal method. He smoked everyone, so now that's the only way to do it if you are serious about winning. And somehow people are serious about winning. The wife carrying contest. What's the best way to carry a wife
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's the best way to carry a wife Helping out around the house more than you currently do
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's the best way to carry a wife I think it was with her upside lowering her center of gravity on you. It’s super awkward looking.
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Crab Dad posted:I think it was with her upside lowering her center of gravity on you. It’s super awkward looking. The upsides of wives
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's the best way to carry a wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbRj1R6jW2w&t=512s try this next time you carry your bride over the threshold!
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At least it’s a race.
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Facebook Aunt posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbRj1R6jW2w&t=512s marrying the most aerodynamically efficient wife so you can win the wife-carrying contest
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Jabberlock posted:marrying the most aerodynamically efficient wife so you can win the wife-carrying contest There's more factors that that though. The prize for winning the wife carrying contest is your wife's weight in beer.
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Kit Walker posted:I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night.
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So the perfect wife is aerodynamic and enjoys eating lead
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 21:58 |
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*carrying my wife in a 69* "There's a race?"
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Wingnut Ninja posted:My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night. Farmer discovers defining behavior for which humans evolved, bookies hate him
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Waffle! posted:*carrying my wife in a 69* "There's a race?" Is that even a 69?
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I. M. Gei posted:Is that even a 69? I think technically it's a 96.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night. And the logic conclusion of that is the Transcontinental Bike Race which is a single stage 4000 km race where the winners tend to be superhuman monsters that finish in less than ten or nine days because they can maintain phenomenal speeds while sleeping like 1-2 hours per day at most
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Wingnut Ninja posted:My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night. Cliff didn't race in gumboots. He was going to race in gumboots because it looked like it might rain but held off so he just ran in normal shoes. The rest of the field got smoked by his method and he changed the game for ultras from then on.
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I think technically it's a 96. It might be, if one of the numbers was backwards.
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I will never not laugh at Darth Vader Reads You The Bible Out Of A Wall Clock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrbpZ0VDfkY
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By popular demand posted:In my day each plug was lovingly hewn from tthe finest rock and carefuly sanded down by Kirk himself! NO! Rocks are the enemy of the vagina! quote:Vaginal lubrication is mostly water. Malachite dissolves in water. Additionally, the vagina is very acidic and full of salts—things that will speed up malachite’s dissolution. And in one indulgent session with a boutique sex toy befitting Gwyneth Paltrow’s list, natural vaginal secretions may release enough copper from the malachite to kill off all the bacteria and fungi that make their home in your vagina. Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Okay, but have you considered that it will also kill off any slugs, snails, or shrimp living in the vagina?
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Wingnut Ninja posted:My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night. Cliff Young. "Wikipedia' posted:In 1983, now aged 61 years old, Young won the inaugural Westfield Sydney to Melbourne Ultramarathon, a distance of 875 kilometres (544 mi). The race was run between what were then Australia's two largest Westfield shopping centres: Westfield Parramatta in Sydney and Westfield Doncaster in Melbourne.[8] Young arrived to compete in overalls and work boots, without his dentures (later saying that they rattled when he ran).[9] He ran at a slow and loping pace and trailed the pack by a large margin at the end of the first day. While the other competitors stopped to sleep for six hours, Young kept running. He ran continuously for five days, taking the lead during the first night and eventually winning by 10 hours. Before running the race, he had told the press that he had previously run for two to three days straight rounding up sheep in gumboots.[10] He said afterwards that during the race he imagined he was running after sheep trying to outrun a storm. The Westfield run took him five days, fifteen hours and four minutes,[1] almost two days faster than the previous record for any run between Sydney and Melbourne, at an average speed of 6.5 kilometres per hour (4.0 mph) Gumboots = Wellingtons (UK) = Rainboots/rubber boots (US) Work boots = elastic-sided boots (non-laced Dr. Martens, Blundstones) A quick look at the available footage seems to suggest that he did change into runners/sneakers at some point before or during the race: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OD96zocXRU; much clearer on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGwircyfsU tho. He was wearing long pants (with handpunched holes for ventilation) instead of shorts b/c he had skin cancer (thanks, DuPont). Note that this was run during early Australian winter (April/May) so the temperatures were c. 55F during the day - you wouldn't want to do it in summer. He's about 15 miles from the finish in this shot: https://www.smh.com.au/national/from-the-archives-1983-cliff-young-makes-running-history-at-61-20230427-p5d3mw.html
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I. M. Gei posted:I will never not laugh at Darth Vader Reads You The Bible Out Of A Wall Clock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp_XHhUNvX0
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