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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Costco: please don't fuck the rotisserie chicken
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Pinche Rudo posted:

Ok which one of you did this?



Of course, I bought one. For science.

Whoa there you can’t have 100% Mangosteen! It will blow out your o ring.

* # ¿ Jul 26, 2022 00:05
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:21
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 It never struck me as a good enough deal to have another open account with a relatively new open date on the credit report.

* # ¿ Nov 4, 2022 05:39
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 If they can pay a living wage and keep the hotdog at $1.50 then everyone else has capitalism wrong.

* # ¿ Nov 5, 2022 22:33
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

What about lacrosse

That is what they are when you pronounce something wrong.

* # ¿ Nov 12, 2022 00:28
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Kirkland vitarain drinks went from $10.49 to $12.99 in the past year. At least the dog is still $1.50.

* # ¿ Nov 12, 2022 05:30
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Soul Dentist posted:

I'm going to Costco today

Godspeed Spider-Man.

I went Sunday and it was oddly quiet. Friday will be a bloodbath tho.

* # ¿ Nov 23, 2022 17:40
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 One near me had giant poinsettias like 5-6 feet tall.

* # ¿ Dec 3, 2022 02:39
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 It always kicks in just as you are heading to checkout and have to past all the snacks and hey here did 10 bags of thin mint pretzels come from?

* # ¿ Dec 4, 2022 02:48
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 L

Praise be to Costco Business Center.

* # ¿ Dec 9, 2022 18:52
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 We did that years ago after my family had visited and unironically brought some Harry and Meghan wedding bullshit so threw it all together. It was a 50/50 split between people getting rid of it vs those who wanted it for some reason.

* # ¿ Dec 10, 2022 14:01
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Got my check today. Praise be.

* # ¿ Jan 14, 2023 21:17
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Not eggsellent. I think I got 12 from Safeway for like $7 yesterday.

* # ¿ Jan 16, 2023 23:04
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Samples destroy faith and without faith Costco is nothing. They are a test sent by Sam’s Club to tempt the weak.

* # ¿ Jan 29, 2023 19:50
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Had some pork buns that I did in the instant pot with a steaming rack. Pretty good Costco you win this round.

* # ¿ Jan 30, 2023 02:58
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 500 count take out containers and a whole frozen goat.

* # ¿ Feb 17, 2023 22:10
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Yep got it and returned mine earlier. I didn’t win the prize and get a free bolt in my coffee.

* # ¿ Feb 18, 2023 00:37
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Ultimate Mango posted:

I have two cases of this in the garage and did not get an email. Hmm.

It was a specific date range impacted.

* # ¿ Feb 18, 2023 04:43
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Big bowl of sauerkraut!
Everything single morning!
It was driving me crazy.

* # ¿ Feb 19, 2023 03:28
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 It is usually a bit cheaper and if you are at Costco already why not?

* # ¿ Feb 19, 2023 23:33
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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 To sell what you are throwing away instead of recycling so Al Gore can hunt you down.

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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


 Sounds like typical new manager BS to me “day one I ensured that employee handbook standards were being applied to reduce stock loss in relation to poor staff performance, I am sure the staff who will be picking up that slack will be more dutiful now”.

* # ¿ Mar 1, 2023 20:45
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