red texts you would like to have

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Ohtori Akio

live, laugh, love

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:12

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# ? May 11, 2024 20:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING MY KITTENS LAST THURSDAY. CAN I ASK YOU AGAIN NEXT TIME I NEED TO GO OUT OF TOWN???

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:35

Ohtori Akio

a detailed list of the crimes of Ohtori Akio

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

breast assured i am doing titally fine

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# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:59

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Jul 25, 2022 22:57

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Unleash The Fart Egg

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

"Worst anything ever" - Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka

cos he actually called me this once lol

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# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:28

Ohtori Akio

e: unchill

Ohtori Akio fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jul 26, 2022

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:31

Ass-penny

this is just a reminder to lighten the gently caress up

# ? Jul 26, 2022 02:09

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

breast assured i am doing titally fine

username/post combo right hurrr

# ? Jul 26, 2022 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

username/post combo right hurrr

it might be 2 on the nose though :thunk:

# ? Jul 26, 2022 02:56

Escape From Noise

ButtTheShitmanFart will post in BYOB (again!)!

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

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# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:18

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i remember the UK megathread in dnd had some extremely specific ones about inane stuff back in the day

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# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:23

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"this poster will inevitably complain to you about their lovely dirty toilet, while never bothering to clean it. tell them and their toilet TO EAT poo poo"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:25

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

"oi mate. bollocks"

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:29

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Dr. Honked posted:

"oi mate. bollocks"

more like "bollockneese"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:39

Ohtori Akio

Nosfereefer posted:

i remember the UK megathread in dnd had some extremely specific ones about inane stuff back in the day

puts the clotted cream directly in their tea

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:41

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"i love posting in PYF about my favorite sunscreens, DESPITE nobody caring. if you see me making another thread in about sunscreens in PYF, ban me"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"if anyone, and i mean ANYONE, sees me making another 10k word post about my backyard potato field, press report"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"nosfereefer claims to have FOUR pigs, but at this time we've only accounted for THREE of them (1, 2, and 4). CONSIDER THIS WHEN YOU READ THEIR POSTS"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:47

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Doesn't know the difference between 802.11g and 802.11n THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING YOU PRICK!! I lost a MOLAR because of YOU.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 20:23

titties: They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Areola Grande posted:

breast assured i am doing titally fine

# ? Jul 26, 2022 21:29

google THIS

Nosfereefer posted:

"nosfereefer claims to have FOUR pigs, but at this time we've only accounted for THREE of them (1, 2, and 4). CONSIDER THIS WHEN YOU READ THEIR POSTS"

# ? Jul 26, 2022 21:32