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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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haljordan posted:

I hope he winds up homeless


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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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p sure the last time I saw him on video was a clip where some random dude saw him in public and shouted "Hey gently caress you!!" at him and alex dropped everything he was doing to have his camera crew and entourage start following and trying to intimidate this dude like a big thick skinned man

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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haljordan posted:

Imagine seeing Alex Jones in public and NOT yelling gently caress you at him

:yeah:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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alex jones' voice sounds like a parody of an angry red-faced talking head but lol no that's just how he sound

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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Digital Jedi posted:

Gonna laugh if Jones' attorney takes 5 minutes or so and that's it

the odds are extremely high this will be the case

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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how do you even find someone with such a punchable face and haircut

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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:munch:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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lmao at that big stupid loving sign

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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Piell posted:

Alex's lawyers wanted to put on a big posterboard claiming that Alex Jones only did 27 hours of coverage on Sandy Hook and that was barely any coverage at all, and the judge threw that it because it wasn't true. The actual true thing was that Alex Jones only provided 27 hours of tape on Sandy Hook and ignored a bunch of discovery requests

jfc that's what that was about? if I was that judge I'd throw my gavel right through that stupid poo poo

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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you have absolutely nothing of substance you can possibly say you smarmy piece of poo poo - what the judge is thinking

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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*marker comically squeaks for a couple sec*
MAIN

STREAM

MEDIA

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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Bad Purchase posted:

turn your monitor off :smug:

GOD DANG IT!!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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haljordan posted:

Didn't Alex Jones in fact claim a bunch of times that nobody was actually killed

yes, this is where the term 'crisis actor' originated as far as I'm aware

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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lol is his argument "people were paying attention to the fact that a bunch of elementary school kids were slaughtered and that's fuckin' sus" jfc

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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reminder that some of the parents who lost children at sandy hook had to pack up and leave their community and change their identities because jones' followers wouldn't stop harassing them to the point of death threats

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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BUT HILLARY

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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beyond parody holy poo poo

criminal crimes

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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please no one let hillary know anyone still cares even if its fuckwad

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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"I think the court has already clarified" *walks off frame*

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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what you claim he believes now doesn't change the 27+ hours fuckwad spent crying "false flag crisis actors!!!!" (in order to sell brain pills and suckle up to the NRA)




Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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my client didn't literally shoot those kids your honor so I don't see what we're even doing here

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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No one can hear our side of the story!! I yell to the cameras broadcasting to the internet in frustration

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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curious who was chewing the gum

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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if you have opportunity to poo poo on alex jones for anything you are obligated to take it the judge was just following the code

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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cubicle gangster posted:

the finger guns alex did to the camera while walking out of the room smiling was insane. i really hope the judge finds out he did that.

:same:

also DE is always relevant

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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kntfkr posted:

I never got this thought :(

it lets you throw out finger guns at comedically inappropriate times, it rules

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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phobo posted:

Do you think Alex Jones has ever gotten stuck in a cauldron of chili winnie the pooh style?

...how else do you picture him sleeping??

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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teen witch posted:

The fact that he stopped, put on his protest tape and then IMMEDIATELY ripped it off to talk to the press

That’s it that’s Alex Jones

wonder what its like to have such a lack of self-awareness

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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holy gently caress here's a particularly infuriating tidbit from his little hallway hissy fit press conference

"This is going to go down as one of the greatest show trials in history, even going back to nazi germany"

the gently caress you just say

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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fuckwad just has to go out screaming and crying like the red faced baby man he is

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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Lambo Trillrissian posted:

Did you all catch the first thing after returning from the break was the judge striking the defense's entire opening statements from the record "due to having no evidentiary value."

This is fun.

I missed that but :laugh:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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defense lawyer pretending he in phoenix wright

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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wanna see the full 150mil :powercatte:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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funeral home DJ posted:

Inshallah.


Also that emote rules.

I was looking for the one with a dude smiling so hard his jaw falls off but couldn't find it but the powercatte works just as well

:unsmigghh: this one took me forever to find it

Revins fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jul 27, 2022

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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Nelson Mandingo posted:

help I just ate two bowls of chili and I found myself sitting at this computer desk I think this is my house my pictures are here but I'm so scared

if you feel a compulsive need to take of your shirt seek medical attention

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





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KitConstantine posted:

The court has two weeks penciled in apparently.

jfc and chuds/russian bots are crying that the courts aren't giving him the fair trial he deserves :cry:

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