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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Revins posted:

defense lawyer pretending he in phoenix wright

he's not a very good Wright ripoff.

0) Jones isnt a murder case.
1) doesnt have a punny name.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
what kind of chili does Jones like , does it have beans or no beans?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
If you ironic or puppetmaster tinhat long enough you will become a real tinhat.

also the true believer or puppetmaster debateis a dumb academic class room thing that doesnt really matter because it results in bad things either way.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
The custody hearing is literaly the origin of the memory deleting chili memes.

Also again puppet master conman doing it for money, power, whatever, VS true believer is a classroom debate that doesnt really matter until they person is dead or in jail/de powered/ de platformed, etc. If they still doing their act or not act, they're still adding more evil/bullshit into the world.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jul 30, 2022

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

LionYeti posted:

Yeah this is really important for the jury to hear but this trial has gotten Really unfun to listen to really quick

maybe they can make it fun again by putting Jones into a giant hamster ball or one of those human gyro rides.

Also give everyone in a court room a few freebie chili water baloons to throw at Gyro Jones and then charge for more throws.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
not to tinhat, but he's a big fat bone to throw under the bus to distract the masses.

which is fine.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
how come they have 12 years worth of texts, yet 1 day(or a few days) worth of texts from jan 6th is like "lol, someone put them in the recycling bin and right clicked empty"?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
why doesnt Jones try to go ssj god by eating a whole jar of brainforce, be an alpha not a beta soyboy pills so he gets psychic powers and he can vaporize the judge with his mind?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Hollismason posted:

The settlement all depends on if Alex's bankruptcy actually goes through because if this is the level of care he's committed to this case I can't imagine that he's got amazing talent on his team for his bankruptcy.

Like do you really think that Alex Jones is going to be doing everything correctly for his bankruptcy

tv shows and movies taught me that you just shout swiper no swiping at (((((((globalist)))))) bank loan officers. how hard can it be to declare bankruptcy?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Philthy posted:

Waiting for Gaetz txts asking how much for the little girl.

reminder that Gaetz also has some of his own Signal text dumps because infosec is hard and you have to have both sender and receiver follow infosec stuff.

also the first few month of Donnie's term had his WH staff buying burner phones, googling how to securely communicate, putting their phones in tinfoil wrapped shoeboxes why they used their burner phone for "stuff"

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
the dead horse debate of puppetmaster conman VS true believer flavoraid drinker doesnt matter because both make the world a worse place.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
there's no sound on that

0/10. Also thats ssj 1, not ssj god.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Hollismason posted:

Alex jones is definitely going on his show and saying that the text message and emails he sent are fake

im not following this thread in detail, but stuff like this sounds insane.

That is , it sound slike the trial is only a few hours and then they finish for the day, and Jones then goes back to his studio for his daily show where he's adding to the public record stuff that ruins his own poo poo inside the court room.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
10% of the universe.

He has a thanos glove and holds on finger and its 10% of the thing.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

goatface posted:

If you told me he had measurable brain damage from russian research chemicals, I would not question it.

Jones cant copy Jorp's gimmick, talking heads all agree to stay in their own lane/gimmick.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Antigravitas posted:

Mark Bankston had just set off a legal Tsar Bomba in the court room (politically). The shockwave hadn't even hit Reynal yet at that point.

It wouldn't surprise me if he just seized up for a bit thinking about the incoming fallout.

Ihope this is the true 100 Megaton Tsar Bomba and not the bullshit compromised 50 Mt one that they actually made/test.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Isnt Stone a literally actual cuck that pays other people to eff his eff wife?

he would watch and not participate.

He's also a cone head.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
according to a woman npr journo that got an interview with Jones, his studio is a converted meat locker or something with hella strong AC.

his workers wear jackets/coats and were amazed that she no sold the cold. (she was from some midwest state and therefore use to multifeet blizzards)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
man imagine the timeline where Krillian's theory of "wait wait, Buu is thicc because that powerlevel needs to be thicc, therefor Goktenks is thicc " is actual correct.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
fox news literally talked about newground flash game murder sim games within the last 2 years as a deflection for their gun boner.

a multi million dollar news org blamed a flash game, months or even 1year after the whole internet EoL's Flash.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

omg, do you think if we put the man who turned himself blue in the same room as the man who turned himself bright red they will cancel out?

isnt the blue from organic silver forever, while Jones red temporary?


This isnt even or fair and Jone needs to find a way to be red either forever or long enough.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
my lovely jury story is i still have to pay for lunch in the court lunch room and therefore actual didnt make any money because spending money on a combo lunch of sandwich, chips , a drink is some luxury.

jury duty like many other civil services and other meta organization things really should pay way better and some how be made "better".

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Clintonn uses her spy sat to track Jones's booze trips, and then she gives near by hobos venmo balances to buy out all his favorite stuff.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
do you think Birdsite Jack likes he's now the 3rd most important person Jone's has annoyied and then got punished by?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

kw0134 posted:

....

Courts aren't stupid either. If you speak in code but the average person knows exactly what you're talking about that's no defense whatsoever.

I love how child like regressives/Q think piglatin and nancy drew level cypher/word puzzles or other crazy numberalogy poo poo is how the lizard MJ12 send secret codes to each other.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The fact they had the balls to make that mandatory remains amazing to me. Forcing people to sign up for a thing they don't want or else they can't use their super-expensive toy has such a great record of getting them to actually use it, what could possibly go wrong!

isnt it the cheapest and okayest VR hardware??

also these same people love drinking the zuck flavoraid.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
they should pump him full of the collidal silver, and vics get their money from his silver rich blood oiñata beatings.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
drat McHale sounds hardcore.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
imo Thomas Midgly Jr, Ayn Rand, Mitch Mcconnel , Rupert Murdoch are probably better TT targets.

opps wrong thread/tab. this post is about dumb time travel hitman stuff.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Apr 23, 2024

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
anyone dumb enough to still help Jones with dark money is probably dumb enough to be the courts next nail to hammer

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