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KitConstantine posted:https://twitter.com/qhardy/status/1555191935320850432?t=vQJoadvfVfzrF_lVYS3jGQ&s=19 One's a cowardly lion, the others a lying coward.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I recommend traditional remedies. Weren't vibrators (the naughty kind, not for shoulders and necks) marketed the same way, such as curing hysteria? So I went and Googled it and according to Wikipedia masturbation may: - relieve depression - lead to higher sense of self-esteem - reduce the risk of prostate cancer - improve fertility - reduce chance of coronary heart disease - reduces swollen nasal blood vessels to improve breathing (this may be the insomnia cure) - provide a relaxed/contented state to help with sleep - sort of count as a cardiovascular workout?! So y'know... maybe.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can confirm this one. Kinda freaked me out when I realized it, lol. Though honestly I think just getting horney might be enough to divert blood flow from swollen nasal passages, actually masturbating may be unnecessary. Somebody put in a grant proposal to study if edging can relieve seasonal allergy symptoms. Suddenly the 'nurse fetish' makes a lot more sense. The sex industry needs to be upgraded to be part of the medical association as a key component to good mental and physical health.
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Slyphic posted:While you're there and on the subject, the entries for Ejaculation and Semen in the Lamest Edit Wars catalogue are worth reading for a good chuckle. That page is a treasure. Oh wow that's a trip.
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