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Jun 17, 2019




haljordan posted:

He's a bold man who pioneered the "I ate a bunch of chili and forgot" defense

i pity anyone who has not experienced eating so much delicious chili that you are unable physically and mentally to function for the rest of the afternoon or evening

i’m with alex on this one and the court should have been more understanding of the situation

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Jun 17, 2019




alex jones supporters who might be inspired to act on his behalf surely understand the difference between civil and criminal trials

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Jun 17, 2019




Revins posted:

how do you even find someone with such a punchable face and haircut

turn your monitor off :smug:

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Jun 17, 2019




they slipped some chamomile and valerian root in his chili this morning

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Jun 17, 2019




where was hillary on the day of the so called shooting, and why exactly did she need to delete all those emails?

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Jun 17, 2019




the only fair sentence is to order jones to consume so much chili he suffers total amnesia, forgetting everything and everyone he’s ever loved

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Jun 17, 2019




MEIN RAVEN posted:

That's very kind of you, but Alex Jones doesn't know how to love

he loves chili, and the look on his face when he’s eating it but no longer remembers he loves it will be the final restitution the sandy hook families need

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Jun 17, 2019




i don’t know how the jury is supposed to be able to tell if the prosecution is lying or jones is lying. seems like a classic he-said-she-said unless he admits he did wrong.

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Jun 17, 2019




i think instead of monetary damages, the judge should rule that alex’s show be stricken from the timeline. anyone who listened to it or had heard of it will now have a mysterious gap in their memory.

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Jun 17, 2019




the trial should be like presidential debates, where at the end both alex jones and the sandy hook parents are asked to say something nice about their opponent in order to maintain courtroom decorum

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Jun 17, 2019




if they find his nudes on the phone and he has a tiny hog, that will do him in. nothing else could be on there that will matter to his audience.

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Jun 17, 2019




good thing condoleezza rice left dropbox last year. would've been awkward for her if her company had inadvertently been involved in the takedown of rightwing media.

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Jun 17, 2019




we all had to read the post, that's our end of the toxx clause fulfilled

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Jun 17, 2019




teen witch posted:

Unless you are me

we are all one consciousness

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Jun 17, 2019




there should be professional jurors like there are professional amazon product reviewers, it's pretty much the same job

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