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If I had $1,000,000,000 I would keep it totally secret so people wouldn’t constantly ask me for loans or donations. I would also invest in research into cloning, gerontology, brain transplants, and cybernetics. gently caress death, I will be eternal. Once I figured out the secret to immortality I’d make it public domain or copyleft it or something, I’m not an rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 02:10 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:33 |
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BigBadSteve posted:You, the worst type of rear end in a top hat, have just sentenced the human race to being wiped out within a few decades, at most, due to all resources being used up from spiralling population growth. That’s some other billionaire’s responsibility to fix. Also, I guarantee you would hate me more if only I had the death vaccine and didn’t share it with anybody. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jul 28, 2022 |
# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 02:33 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:That’s some other billionaire’s responsibility to fix. You know what, I changed my mind, I’d only share the cure with likeminded individuals and we would rightfully rule over you all as deities.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 02:53 |
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Bad Purchase posted:i would burn it like my hero the joker I would buy a stack of fake bills that when put into a pile would be worth approximately $1,000,000,000 if they were real and burn those, letting the dumb proles think that I set my money on fire, when it was in fact only about $1000 in paper.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 03:08 |