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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > why do superheroes bother with secret identities?
 
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Escape From Noise

 You don't pull on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you can't gently caress with me and my men

HTH OP

* # ¿ Jul 30, 2022 21:46
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:52
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Escape From Noise

 The Tick's secret identity is so secret that we never find out what it is, and The Tick is the most fun superhero.

* # ¿ Jul 30, 2022 21:49
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