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Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

bone extrapolation of everyone on earth into 2nd edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons player stats.

Would you look up other peoples stats?

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Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

i dont play video games op what are you trying to say

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cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

bone extrapolation of everyone on earth into 2nd edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons player stats.

Would you look up other peoples stats?

My THAC0 is 24. I must be awesome.

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

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Tenacious J: Nov 20, 2002

yes

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BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

I'm a 12th level scholar npc.

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Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

Imagine if you were in the Monster Manual

I like that.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:49

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

Theres really only one stat that matters, and I think wars would be fought and millions would die over the fallout of everyone knowing everyone else's intelligence.

That is, assuming, these "stats" are presented in a way that everyone agrees is supernatural in some way, and thus likely an "objective" read.

Like, for example if some website pops up and says "Click here to see your D&D stats!" No ones gonna believe that poo poo.

But if everyone in the world had, like, the same reoccurring dream where they could look up and remember stats of people, well poo poo that's pretty hard to ignore!

Most would think God is judging them. But the higher your INT then the less likely you actually believe in a "God." But then again, everyone has to agree something funky is going on. Also, those conservative morons who put more belief in a God would not take lightly that their INT is lower than the average non-conservative dipshit.

It's an interesting idea.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:11

Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

sure okay posted:

Theres really only one stat that matters, and I think wars would be fought and millions would die over the fallout of everyone knowing everyone else's intelligence.

That is, assuming, these "stats" are presented in a way that everyone agrees is supernatural in some way, and thus likely an "objective" read.

Like, for example if some website pops up and says "Click here to see your D&D stats!" No ones gonna believe that poo poo.

But if everyone in the world had, like, the same reoccurring dream where they could look up and remember stats of people, well poo poo that's pretty hard to ignore!

Most would think God is judging them. But the higher your INT then the less likely you actually believe in a "God." But then again, everyone has to agree something funky is going on. Also, those conservative morons who put more belief in a God would not take lightly that their INT is lower than the average non-conservative dipshit.

It's an interesting idea.

Its a combination of WIS and CHA

sorry.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:13