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The Premier League is back for the 31st season, starting almost a month earlier than usual. This season is unique in that there will be a winter break for the 2022 World Cup, following the round of games played on 12th November and getting back underway on Boxing Day. Here is your roster for 2022 - 2023:  Two-time UEFA Champions League winners Nottingham Forest finally return to the elite for the first time since 1999. They've certainly splashed the cash this summer, but will it pay off or will they self-destruct and disappear for another 20+ years? They have a tough start to their campaign with a trip to St. James Park to take on Newcastle who will be aiming high this year after a impressive resurgence under Eddie Howe in the latter half of last season. Bournemouth and Fulham also got promoted but no-one gives a gently caress about them so whatever. Here are the fixtures for August: Matchday 1  Matchday 2  Matchday 3  Matchday 4  Matchday 5  Who is winning the league this year (it's Manchester City)? Who makes top 4? Who is going down? Top scorer? Give your predictions and at the end of the season, whoever made the most accurate prediction will get absolutely nothing. Frankston fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Jul 30, 2022 |
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It's only been about 2 weeks since the season finished but my body is refreshed and ready Leeds have invested the Raphinha and Phillips money well (in the sense that they've signed some players so we don't have to put toddlers on the bench any more to make up the numbers). They've looked alright in preseason, no one really knows what the marsch system looks like in a competitive fixture so can't really be sure whether this season will be an improvement. Guardian predictions had us down as finishing 18th which seems harsh. Id say 14th, 15th maybe. The relegation scrap is getting more and more difficult to call every season, you could realistically make an argument for any side who finished in the bottom half last year going down. Think this might be the year for one of Villa or Southampton to get dragged into it, both fell off at the end of last season. Everton still look unconvincing, Leeds could go either way, Brentford might have a second season slump. It's going to be a run of wins at the start or end of the season that decides it probably. Winners: City again, although Liverpool will probably benefit from the midseason break Top goalscorer: if it's not big Erling with 40 goals hes a fraud and I never rated him Top 4 trophy: Arsenal. the wheels have already started coming off at chelsea and pooshited are still rebuilding Relegated teams: Bournemouth definitely, then throw a dart at a board for the other two. Fulham and Southampton? Idk. Not Leeds though Bold predictions: Palace will qualify for Europe. Jarrod Bowen will go to Qatar. Someone's going to score the winner against England in the final and be sold in the January window. Erik ten hag will not make it to the end of the season
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Jul 30, 2022 12:48
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It's a shame Watford got relegated because it means it's harder to guess which manager will be sacked first
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Jul 30, 2022 13:05
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Oh yeah that reminds me get your guesses in for the 22/23 Sack Race if you haven't already. Prizes to be had
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Jul 30, 2022 13:10
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Gabriel Jesus currently has a hat trick against Seville. Have a suspicion he might be a pretty good signing for Arsenal.
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Jul 30, 2022 14:16
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Mr Snips posted:It's a shame Watford got relegated because it means it's harder to guess which manager will be sacked first There is still Fulham who love to roll the dice.
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Jul 30, 2022 14:24
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Just Chamber posted:Gabriel Jesus currently has a hat trick against Seville. Have a suspicion he might be a pretty good signing for Arsenal. Looks like I picked the wrong ten minutes to come and sit in a quiet pub five minutes from the stadium! Although I'm hearing from an ITK on the next table that they DO get a trophy for this. Fulham have signed some decent players, but no central defenders. If we end up playing the same ones that looked shaky in a lot of Championship games, we're going to set a new goals conceded record.
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Jul 30, 2022 14:36
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this is Are Year
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Jul 30, 2022 17:05
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the community shield's on
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Jul 30, 2022 17:05
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In the spirit of the Reading kit's climate stripes on the sleeve, Fulham and Norwich should wear kits to indicate their PL presence
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Jul 30, 2022 17:07
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vyelkin posted:this is Are Year Mo looks extremely horny, I’m lovin it
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Jul 30, 2022 17:07
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Alfie Haaland Revenge Tour 2022
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Jul 30, 2022 17:08
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paddyboat posted:Mo looks extremely horny, I’m lovin it what a coincidence because i am also extremely horny for Mo
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Jul 30, 2022 17:09
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The prem is great because it proves men of all races, creeds and religions can unite behind the universal idea of bad frosted tips
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Jul 30, 2022 17:11
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Trent…
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Jul 30, 2022 17:24
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gently caress yeah TAA
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Jul 30, 2022 17:24
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Announcers reminded me Mike Dean retired, can’t wait to see how his replacement is somehow worse.
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Jul 30, 2022 17:42
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qirex posted:Announcers reminded me Mike Dean retired, can’t wait to see how his replacement is somehow worse. Fartin' Martin Atkinson and Fat Useless gently caress Jon Moss retired as well.
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Jul 30, 2022 17:44
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I for one did not expect Norwegian Potato-Zlatan to jump right into Big Virg’s pocket on his Big Debut
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Jul 30, 2022 18:03
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Never heard of this Haaland bloke before this but based on this performance I'd say he's a bit average, good for 10 or so goals this season.
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Jul 30, 2022 18:04
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Love seeing that awkward haaland kid stand in an offside position and not even move an inch
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Jul 30, 2022 18:18
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The itv commentators are truly horrible
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Jul 30, 2022 18:35
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City look like they haven’t played with a real striker in 10 years (they haven’t)
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Jul 30, 2022 18:38
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Fair pen but lol at a bad header farting its way into a penno
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Jul 30, 2022 18:44
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this whole "checking the screen myself" is such a theatrical farce.
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Jul 30, 2022 18:44
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Nunez has phenomenal movement but his finishing has been pretty rubbish
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Jul 30, 2022 18:48
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Harry Lime posted:Nunez has phenomenal movement but his finishing has been pretty rubbish Phenomenal movement but terrible finishing describes me trying to wipe after an IPA poo poo
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Jul 30, 2022 18:50
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Kloppo's performative hugging and other comparative antics are so unbelievably cringe
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Jul 30, 2022 18:52
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Liverpool bitch
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Jul 30, 2022 18:55
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nawilo_420 posted:Kloppo's performative hugging and other comparative antics are so unbelievably cringe The man has had his entire head replaced by performative things, give him a break
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Jul 30, 2022 18:55
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Derwin just needed time #8pack
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Jul 30, 2022 18:55
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Harry Lime posted:Nunez has phenomenal movement but his finishing has been pretty rubbish Well that's an improvement
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Jul 30, 2022 18:55
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Shammypants posted:Liverpool bitch
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Jul 30, 2022 18:56
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:The man has had his entire head replaced by performative things, give him a break lol fair point op
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Jul 30, 2022 18:57
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Lol the big blonde lad Absolute gash
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Jul 30, 2022 18:57
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Hahahahaaland
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Jul 30, 2022 18:57
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Jul 30, 2022 18:58
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Just Chamber posted:Never heard of this Haaland bloke before this but based on this performance I'd say he's a bit average, good for 10 or so goals this season. Told you.
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Jul 30, 2022 18:58
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wholand?
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Durling Failand
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