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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


It’s really becoming problematic, but it’s really comfy too

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Sometimes I read a book, or do some phone posting. Sometimes I drink some tea. Other times I just lay here and Rest my eyes


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


xcheopis


*taking notes*
And why do you believe this to be worrisome, Mr. Schnitzel?"

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


xcheopis posted:

*taking notes*
And why do you believe this to be worrisome, Mr. Schnitzel?"

It’s just hard to get up


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I should probably cut the grass instead, but it’s just so dang comfy on my couch


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Ass-penny

take a nap imo

Heather Papps

hello friend


my family tried staging an intervention for sorta the same thing. could not get outta my chair to make it to my sisters place so it never happened.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
laying around and not doing poo poo is the best especially if u have a Nintendo handheld and some weed





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Areola Grande posted:

laying around and not doing poo poo is the best especially if u have a Nintendo handheld and some weed

i have neither of those!!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


i got up some gumption and got off the couch for a few hours, but im really jonesin for a nice lie down


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Heather Papps

hello friend


my weary old bones appreciate a soft surface on which to rest



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Scuba Trooper

rear end-penny posted:

take a nap imo

Scuba Trooper

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i have neither of those!!

get them

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


A coping strategy which seems to work is to avoid being in my house. If I’m out running errands or soemthing I don’t think about lying on the couch


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Twenty Four


I was going to go lay down on the couch, but, meh, it's just so far away...

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Twenty Four posted:

I was going to go lay down on the couch, but, meh, it's just so far away...

I admire your willpower


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Ass-penny

op have you tried laying in a bed?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

op have you tried laying in a bed?

it's not the same. u know that

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

it's not the same. u know that

yeah, the bed is typically

A) further from the kitchen

and 2) it actually feels like you are there to sleep and not just catnapping until the feds come kick in your door :blastu:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
wishing I had a couch rn. it just wouldn't fit in my small rented room unforch

Goons Are Gifts

if the remote falls out of reach of your couch and you really need it, do you rather get up from the couch and pick it up, or would you rather break four bones and rip two muscles while trying to keep at least one foot on the couch in the most athletic looking way possible, even though you know that this is by far more effort and you're not at all in shape for movements like this but it still is preferable to standing up?

depending on your answer here we have to discuss options of how your rehab is going to be


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


My first thought when I woke up in bed this morning was ‘can’t wait to lie on the couch’


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

My first thought when I woke up in bed this morning was ‘can’t wait to lie on the couch’

I'm saving up for a motorized gurney for this very reason

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I am also addicted to laying on your couch. Could we work out a timeshare thing?

DaChurl

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.
Look it's not that I don't want to get up off this couch. It's just that ethically, I can't get up, since that would disturb the sleep of this adorable dog. I could never be so cruel. Guess I'll just have to snuggle down into this blanket, let the next episode of Pottery Throwdown play and persevere a little longer.

No, buddy, where are you going? I need my furry little foot warmer. Come back!

Twenty Four


Buttchocks posted:

I am also addicted to laying on your couch. Could we work out a timeshare thing?

stealth couch sleeping. crashing on peoples couches when they don't even know you were there.

pro couch surfing

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
have you tried smoking opium from an old timey opium pipe while laying on your couch? it'll add a bit of authenticity i think



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I’m back on this freakin couch again!!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
well i suppose theres worse habits to have than a sofa habit, OP


thanks Manifisto!

Ohtori Akio
big fan of doing this, but laying on my stomach such that i am technically stretching and therefore being productive while posting

Ass-penny

Dr. Honked posted:

have you tried smoking opium from an old timey opium pipe while laying on your couch? it'll add a bit of authenticity i think

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


i havent lain on the couch all day today this is progress


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


IGgy IGsen

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I think being on your couch is healthy op and you should do it more

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
yeah we need u back on there ASAP

think of goons like me who don't even own a couch good grief

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Softly and tenderly your couch is calling,
Calling for you and for me...

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Softly and tenderly your couch is calling,
Calling for you and for me...

:pray:

Scuba Trooper

wishin i was on a couch rihgt now....sigh

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

i hosed up and bought a comfy couch and a new big ole tv w all the bells and whistles so im just getting fatter and fatter over here OP

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Manifisto


have you thought about the couch op? that maybe it's addicted to cradling your body in snuggly comfort? you two could be in the situation we call "codependent" (short for "couch-dependent")


ty nesamdoom!

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