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TRUMO 2024 Greatest Hits Prediction
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Rolling Stones still on the rally playlist despite 5 more cease n desists 144 17.08%
insanely transphobic rapist billionaire on speed leads nuremburg rallies 214 25.39%
literally he beats his wife lol where's melania?? 114 13.52%
goku 219 25.98%
Trump 152 18.03%
Total: 498 votes
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mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

wow too soon

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mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

I wonder how surrogacy would work into this ruling

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

lmao. the way he has to wheel himself in. guys should give him a tactical push with their foot so he can slide in. haven’t these people seen John Woo?

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

goddamn that belly is bigger than adrien brody’s nose

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

awwww, newtie!!!

I need to find the snl skit of farley as newt where his mom keeps leaking poo poo you connie chung

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Lpzie posted:

code:
rank  username                  posts   snypes   %age
1     mazzi Chart Czar             20        3   15.0
2     mexi                          7        1   14.3
3     Bananasaurus Rex              7        1   14.3
4     That DICK!                   10        1   10.0
5     eternalvictory               22        2   9.1
6     Koirhor                      72        5   6.9
7     Zerg Mans                   146       10   6.8
8     Justin Tyme                  45        3   6.7
9     Korean Boomhauer            248       15   6.0
10    Mr. Nice!                    51        3   5.9


rank  username                  posts   diapes   %age
1     Bananasaurus Rex              7        2   28.6
2     mexi                          7        1   14.3
3     TotalHell                    27        3   11.1
4     That DICK!                   10        1   10.0
5     mazzi Chart Czar             20        2   10.0
6     Ragequit                     30        3   10.0
7     Glumwheels                   66        5   7.6
8     Bilirubin                    42        3   7.1
9     Drunkboxer                   60        4   6.7
10    Wrex Ruckus                  90        6   6.7


hell yeah i’m like Billy Zane in that one movie

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

my friend once told me I looked like lin-manuel miranda and it took a lot to not hate her for it.

she also once told a random guy he looked like jon cryer and he yelled “gently caress you!” at her

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Lmao i love how dudes like this will embellish their alibi as if that makes it any better when they're caught lying

"Your honor, I think you'll find that it is not me on that tape looking directly at the camera and saying my full name, because I was at the soup kitchen feeding orphans with cancer."

every lie that you don’t tell is a lie that could have been believed.

conservative’s dilemma

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

please stop fueling my silent rage

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

passed out on the couch LIKE A DOG!!!

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

mmmmhmmm gimme some of them steamed weiners

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
too many trumps to choose but I will always love PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT because you know he was crying to an aide so they made that up to make our best boy feel better

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

CODChimera posted:

whats the band?

TRUMP

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

I worked on this story for half a billion years and they just tweet it out….

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

yea its called the blue faced blastoff

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

duck.exe posted:

he’s also the guy behind the legendary “if you have ever watched Star Wars you have never gotten laid” tweet

that should have a yet at the end ok?? I still have time to score

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

tacodaemon posted:

good morning to all the high risk bisexuals out there


https://twitter.com/gal_la_mode/status/1560381145409196034

hell yeah (I think I also had that diagnosis once)

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
idgi, my dog can be upstairs fast asleep on someone’s bed but the moment I get up to take out the trash or do something outside he’s flying down the stairs to try and find/drink my coffee. I think what I find most offensive about it is if I catch him doing it he doesn’t stop from shame, he just starts slurping faster

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

AxGrap posted:

Careful! Caffeine is very toxic to dogs! Post a picture of your dog! Careful out there!



he’s a big guy and I’ve mentioned his caffeine addiction to the vet. they told me he should be fine as long as he’s not trying to eat actual coffee grounds or ingesting an entire pot of coffee. it’s usually the bottom half of the cup and he spills most of it

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

vile weeds

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

TRUMP… YOU MUST CONTINUE YOUR M-M-M-MISSION.

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.


wow mr. president your new watch looks great on you!!

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

CODChimera posted:

how weird would it be to hang out with them for a day

are you not familiar with the murders in the rue morgue?

suffice to say, if a frenchman asks you to shave his monkey say NO

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Star Trek Beyond was great imho because it was fast-paced enough for ADD-riddled viewers AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH JJ ABRAMS other than use the universe he set up.

Simon Peg did most of the writing and it was great. Felt like a movie version of an OG or TNG episode.

the thing that bothered me about Beyond is that it’s this whole to do about going way out in uncharted space and you’re like “yeah! what kind of crazy poo poo will they find out there?”

well certainly not aliens if thats what you’re into

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
if the new game of thrones keeps going I wonder if they’ll show the toddler getting decapitated during the dance of dragons

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

*eddie vedder voice* cant find a gayer man

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

hell yeah let’s burn this mother to the ground

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

everytime I see a picture of rudy I just think of my alcoholic uncle (descanse en paz!!!) who disappeared from dinner at my grandmas house to subsequently be found in the bathroom drinking mouth wash

alcoholic or not dude could do a killer daffy duck impersonation, though. loved that poo poo when I was 5

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
wow Biden just wrote a huge check that says “STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS” from the US tax payer account

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

this is one of my favorite videos.

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

UFOTacoMan posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1562825618148175872

please shut down the radical left kiwi farms website

“m’am the call is coming from inside the house.”

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
so a chance my loans won’t be part of the forgiveness plan, apparently they are commercially owned, not federal. bit of a shame since I had been paying it during the pause (apparently only my loans paused interest.)

not the end of the world, in the end a lot of other people are gonna get the help they needed. needs of the many vs the one and poo poo

fucken spock

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
this list is missing sunning your butthole

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

me when I’m dead

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

yeah half scrolling that image and I thought I was looking at a ballsack

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

a.lo posted:

I say piping hot Starbies all the time.

when I seen that word I have flashbacks like a vietnam vet of that video with the girl that looks like she’s from whoville

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

my roommate chose that for me on his netflix when he made me a profile. I’m a statistic!

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
so what are the chances trump fast tracked bin salmans nuclear weapons program in exchange for a golf tourney

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mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

from a million pages ago but lmao

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