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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This is a gameday thread, or GDT, to post in if you are watching tonight's Jaguars/Raiders preseason game. But why?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







what a poo poo gdt

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





FizFashizzle posted:

what a poo poo gdt

Well, its kinda a poo poo game.

It's nice to see Doug Pederson again.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Football

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Look the GDT isn't great and none of us should be watching this, but I appreciate one opening almost a full hour before the game starts.

Half the time the last couple of years we've gotten 5 minutes of game time in before anyone bothered.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
It’s preseason for GDT shitposting too. Gotta get back into shape.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

WE WIN TOGETHER

WE CELEBRATE TOGETHER

FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Grittybeard posted:

Look the GDT isn't great and none of us should be watching this, but I appreciate one opening almost a full hour before the game starts.

Half the time the last couple of years we've gotten 5 minutes of game time in before anyone bothered.

I've made a lot of GDTs over the past couple of years and this is pretty much why. Back when the community was bigger there was always someone to start one off with an effort post like 30 minutes before a game started. I've always felt like I'm kind of on the periphery of this community but I like it here and I want to feel useful.

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Also this. :hfive:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I almost forgot I can bet on this

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

When does Garrett start clapping

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Lol a weather delay.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rain delay.

Why does God hate the Hall of Fame Game?

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
I'd honestly be more disappointed if there was more effort put into this GDT ...

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
This game is completely indicative of how the Jags season will go, and if they lose tonight, it's time to declare Trevor Lawrence a bust. Yes, I'm aware he's not playing tonight.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Flikken posted:

Lol a weather delay.

Remember the year it got cancel for paint? Lol.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







link me that stream

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Elephanthead posted:

Remember the year it got cancel for paint? Lol.

Well.....a high school stadium.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
I wonder if they cancel the game again.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Here we FUCKIN SOMETHINGGGG

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Flikken posted:

I wonder if they cancel the game again.

But my football methadone and shitposting practice! :ohdear:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
My lord this is on NBC?

Also why is Lawrence even dressed?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Grittybeard posted:

My lord this is on NBC?

Also why is Lawrence even dressed?

It'd be pretty weird for him to be naked.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I'm spending pre-game doing the most degenerate NFL fan thing. Making a program to arbitrarily rank NFL QBs based on however I see fit!

Here's the ranking for 2021. The score is out of 1000, but 1000 is like every pass you threw is a TD. Since it's per play, a lot of backups make the list if they had 100 or more eligible plays I could find.

C.McCoy : 426
T.Brady : 417
A.Rodgers : 412
K.Murray : 411
D.Prescott : 409
P.Mahomes : 401
K.Cousins : 400
M.Jones : 399
T.Tagovailoa : 399
M.Stafford : 396
J.Burrow : 395
R.Tannehill : 388
M.Ryan : 388
D.Carr : 387
J.Garoppolo : 384
D.Mills : 384
T.Bridgewater : 383
J.Goff : 380
M.White : 378
B.Roethlisberger : 374
J.Herbert : 373
D.Jones : 368
T.Heinicke : 367
J.Allen : 367
J.Winston : 361
C.Wentz : 355
R.Wilson : 355
T.Huntley : 345
L.Jackson : 342
J.Hurts : 339
A.Dalton : 338
T.Hill : 338
G.Smith : 338
S.Darnold : 331
T.Siemian : 327
J.Fields : 322
C.Newton : 319
T.Lawrence : 318
J.Brissett : 317
B.Mayfield : 305
D.Lock : 305
M.Glennon : 300
T.Taylor : 297
Z.Wilson : 294

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Man Garrett is somehow even more loving awkward on the mic

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Wait I thought the extremely large man running the hall of fame resigned a while back

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Rain delay.

Why does God hate the Hall of Fame Game?
God Hates Us All Foot Ball

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

fartknocker posted:

But my football methadone and shitposting practice! :ohdear:
Just get a buzz on and post through it, like me

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Dungy's looking aged. He's an old dude and this isn't news I guess, but he looks like he's shriveled since I last paid attention.

e: huh he's only 66, I thought he was at least a decade older than that.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm going back and forth between playing Pac Man, drinking beer, lifting weights and eating pork rinds.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Fifty Three posted:

Just get a buzz on and post through it, like me

I’m playing Retro Bowl.

That said, I have this on in the background because gently caress it, and holy gently caress Jason Garrett please go away. Also Tony Dungy is dumb.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

This looks like a green screen of the tunnel

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
:psyduck: No matter how I adjust this scoring algorithm, it thinks Colt McCoy was the best QB in the NFL last year. He apparently did alright in the games he started in last year, but like lol.

Maybe I've stumbled on some forbidden knowledge that Colt McCoy is the real GOAT.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







link or anyting?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

wilderthanmild posted:

:psyduck: No matter how I adjust this scoring algorithm, it thinks Colt McCoy was the best QB in the NFL last year. He apparently did alright in the games he started in last year, but like lol.

Maybe I've stumbled on some forbidden knowledge that Colt McCoy is the real GOAT.

Colt McCoy is an all time QB name.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fartknocker posted:

Colt McCoy is an all time QB name.

NFL numbering rules didn't let him wear #45 :argh:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I’m here to eat sushi and watch the HOF game, one out of 2 ain’t bad!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

NFL numbering rules didn't let him wear #45 :argh:

Yeah, but to truly complete the effect we’d need Billy Dee Williams to do play by play.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

What’s happening

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





FizFashizzle posted:

link or anyting?

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