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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
I'm spending pre-game doing the most degenerate NFL fan thing. Making a program to arbitrarily rank NFL QBs based on however I see fit!

Here's the ranking for 2021. The score is out of 1000, but 1000 is like every pass you threw is a TD. Since it's per play, a lot of backups make the list if they had 100 or more eligible plays I could find.

C.McCoy : 426
T.Brady : 417
A.Rodgers : 412
K.Murray : 411
D.Prescott : 409
P.Mahomes : 401
K.Cousins : 400
M.Jones : 399
T.Tagovailoa : 399
M.Stafford : 396
J.Burrow : 395
R.Tannehill : 388
M.Ryan : 388
D.Carr : 387
J.Garoppolo : 384
D.Mills : 384
T.Bridgewater : 383
J.Goff : 380
M.White : 378
B.Roethlisberger : 374
J.Herbert : 373
D.Jones : 368
T.Heinicke : 367
J.Allen : 367
J.Winston : 361
C.Wentz : 355
R.Wilson : 355
T.Huntley : 345
L.Jackson : 342
J.Hurts : 339
A.Dalton : 338
T.Hill : 338
G.Smith : 338
S.Darnold : 331
T.Siemian : 327
J.Fields : 322
C.Newton : 319
T.Lawrence : 318
J.Brissett : 317
B.Mayfield : 305
D.Lock : 305
M.Glennon : 300
T.Taylor : 297
Z.Wilson : 294

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
:psyduck: No matter how I adjust this scoring algorithm, it thinks Colt McCoy was the best QB in the NFL last year. He apparently did alright in the games he started in last year, but like lol.

Maybe I've stumbled on some forbidden knowledge that Colt McCoy is the real GOAT.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Then why do I feel tens of thousands of years old? :colbert:

Are you perhaps some kind of lich?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
"Your parents are so proud"
"Yeah"

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