20222 Hall of Fame Game GDT for Degenerates

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What would you rather be doing right now?
	Sex (consensual)
	Eating raisins off a whirling ceiling fan
	Huddling in mah huddin' hole.
	Being at the bar with all my rowdy friends
	Absolutely nothing

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress the Cowboys

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 00:22

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

It�s preseason for GDT shitposting too. Gotta get back into shape.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 00:22

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Flikken posted:

I wonder if they cancel the game again.

But my football methadone and shitposting practice! :ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:00

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Fifty Three posted:

Just get a buzz on and post through it, like me

I�m playing Retro Bowl.

That said, I have this on in the background because gently caress it, and holy gently caress Jason Garrett please go away. Also Tony Dungy is dumb.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:12

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

wilderthanmild posted:

No matter how I adjust this scoring algorithm, it thinks Colt McCoy was the best QB in the NFL last year. He apparently did alright in the games he started in last year, but like lol.

Maybe I've stumbled on some forbidden knowledge that Colt McCoy is the real GOAT.

Colt McCoy is an all time QB name.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:16

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

NFL numbering rules didn't let him wear #45

Yeah, but to truly complete the effect we�d need Billy Dee Williams to do play by play.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:20

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Oh my god, I�m going to be subjected to political ads during every Primetime game this season :gonk:

gently caress Ron DeSantis with a fragmentation grenade.

I need RedZone�

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:40

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Wait Jarrett Stidham is on the Raiders? :rubby:

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

that pass

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:42

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

This is some bad football

It�s a Thursday night with an AFC South team. Whether it was August or December, it was inevitable.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:46

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

This is still better than the Pro Bowl.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:50

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Hahaha Mark Davis and that chicken wing

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:52

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Probably Magic posted:

i mean, is it

IIRC, the Pro Bowl didn�t even get a GDT. It was like a dozen posts in the N/V thread or something.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:53

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Who got hurt?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 01:55

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

Davante Adams is dressed too!

Seriously just let these guys come out in a T Shirt or Hoodie or whatever. There is zero chance you're going to use those pads you are wearing today.

I mean Carr too, but he's got his mascara going and I think he enjoys dressing up.

They�ll probably change at halftime. Guys like Lawrence didn�t even put pads on at all, but I think they still partially dressed as part of just going through their normal pregame routine.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 02:33

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Cole just got a concussion

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 02:47

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

seiferguy posted:

dang did i watch a guy die

https://twitter.com/Josejusejo/status/1493728918360276992

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 02:51

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh football. Forgot about this since TFF Jackbox was tonight.

Also means I didn't order wings.

It�s preseason, you�ll be ready by week one.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 03:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

sweet thursday posted:

Jags have Raiders right where they want em

In the dumpster?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 03:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Heh that was quite the typo NBC just had there about Vermeil and the Chiefs, they had their playoff drought off by 20 years

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 03:39

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Oh poo poo

Aw gently caress

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 03:52

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Tulalip Tulips posted:

I didn't know Dennis Miller did NFL announcing.

And those two years had some all time crazy MNF games too. The Monday Night Miracle and the Favre to Freeman �He did what?!� OT games were like two weeks apart, among others.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 04:24

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I watched that whole game.

I�ve seen worse.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 04:41

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Nervous posted:

Did anyone win?

TFF

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 22:45

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