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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I ALSO JUST BROKE UP WITH MY PARTNER AND SHE GETS THE RABBITS

I WANT TO STEAL CAT AND MAKE HER MINE









I THINK CAT LIKES ME

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
CAT TOO SKINNY :(

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
>FEED CATTE

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
quit playing in the street

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Do it

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I've got the feeling that this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship :nyan:

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


those orange cats are crazy be careful

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

I ALREADY GAVE CAT MILK WHY DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Walrus posted:

I ALREADY GAVE CAT MILK WHY DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME

>TAKE CATTE TO VET

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cats are trump supporters, dogs are Bernie bros

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Seth Pecksniff posted:

>TAKE CATTE TO VET

ya honestly i probably can't, I am broke getting rent deposits together and my sublets I'm looking are all no pets.

thankfully a very good local goon is involved in a cat rescue and helped us save a couple cats a couple summers ago. I'll be giving her a ring.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Smugworth posted:

dogs are Bernie bros

no, they’re Hillary fans because she deleted her emails LIKE A DOG

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



How do you know the cat doesn't belong to one of your neighbors OP?

also

kntfkr posted:

quit playing in the street
seriously get the sweet kitty out of the street. Streets are where cars live.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



The Walrus posted:

I ALREADY GAVE CAT MILK WHY DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME

Also just FYI, most orange cats are male.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
1. too skinny no collar suddenly appeared/is young

2. in a parking lot behind my small 6 unit apt building. we had a very trap-shy family living back there for months once

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

I. M. Gei posted:

Also just FYI, most orange cats are male.

im quite certain this one is a lady, real lady energy. 20% isn't that low of a chance.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Look up Kitten Lady on Youtube. Her channel has tons of super helpful cat rescue how-to videos for exactly this situation.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I'm sorry you broke up with your partner. If it helps, try referring to them in the future as your "pardner". It's a little cowboy humor to offset the pain of breaking up.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

The Fattest PI posted:

I'm sorry you broke up with your partner. If it helps, try referring to them in the future as your "pardner". It's a little cowboy humor to offset the pain of breaking up.

she was a horse :(

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sounds like you've both got long faces tonight, hope you get back in the saddle soon

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The Walrus posted:

thankfully a very good local goon is involved in a cat rescue and helped us save a couple cats a couple summers ago. I'll be giving her a ring.

This is a good idea. You are a good person.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
i like cats

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
I think adult cats are lactose intolerant. You should give her some tuna instead.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Check the kitty butt. If the bunghole is a *, it's a girl. If it's a | with about a 1/2 inch+ between the bung and the ween, it's a boy.

Source: Thought Butters was a boy.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
All cats are girls and all dogs are boys it's basic science

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Take cat I don't see the problem.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i have an orange lady cat and she is a delight. her name is tuna. get that cat op.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

feed c a t

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Statistically it is a boy cat.

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Cool lighting.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

when you're talking to this cat make sure you add "my feline friend" to every sentence you say to her because it brings good luck.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Catty needs a ribeye, but so do I. Say la vee. “La vee!”

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Cool that you found the IRL video game character cat from “Stray”, you should probably keep the cat and brag to everyone that you have someone famous at home.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
If you've never seen this before, try to find the cat in the below pic before the red box appears around where the cat is. :)

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
h1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmGc8c1i02g

h1

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Walrus posted:

I'll be giving her a ring.

Getting married so soon after a breakup?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Female cats are called queens, male cats are called toms.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



OP where is Cat now?



Is Cat okay? :ohdear:

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