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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I've never really seen the point? I don't have anything to write about, but I realize that's a me problem

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Does a manifesto count as a diary

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yes, but it's maybe 1 page long and exists only for the sake of the future protagonist who will likely find my mangled skeleton still holding a pen and surprisingly undamaged sheet of paper with an important clue or warning about some insidious trap

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
No but I keep getting diarrhea

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I don’t really see a benefit to writing down all my secrets and poo poo for someone to come along and find

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i do as of right now

Dear Diary, today I posted in a thread about keeping a diary. I think this could be the beginning of something wonderful!

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
That's not a diary that's just a GBS post.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
What is the point?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I keep a Biary, which is like a diary, but only more secret

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I keep a diarrhea

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Zeluth posted:

What is the point?

its like the sharp end bit

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

I keep a Biary, which is like a diary, but only more secret

Get back to me when youre using a Ziary

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

I keep a diarrhea

I came to here to post this!!!

This is going in my diary!!!!1

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

20 Blunts posted:

I came to here to post this!!!

This is going in my diary!!!!1

This loser keeps a diary

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my post history is my diary

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Bad Purchase posted:

my post history is my diary

Heh

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

my post history is my diary

Ooofah!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I had a Livejournal when I was 14. It's probably a bunch of gothy whining.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

That seems like a pre internet thing, I guess blogs were a sort of continuation of old school diaries.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Only reason I can see to keep a diary is making sure I have some sort of solid record of what I'm doing that I can use as evidence during some sort of legal trial. "your honor I can't be guilty because as you can see from diary I was decorating my draft stoppers on the night of the incident"

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you’ll be glad you kept a diary when you hire someone to ghostwrite your memoirs

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I made a diary in my pants

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Bad Purchase posted:

my post history is my diary

Bad Purchase posted:

you’ll be glad you kept a diary when you hire someone to ghostwrite your memoirs

change diary to diarrhea and I think you'll find a wicked joke

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

Only reason I can see to keep a diary is making sure I have some sort of solid record of what I'm doing that I can use as evidence during some sort of legal trial. "your honor I can't be guilty because as you can see from diary I was decorating my draft stoppers on the night of the incident"

I actually know of someone who got off on a serious charge because one of their family members kept a diary and mentioned them visiting on the day they supposedly committed a crime.

I guess they are admissible, but that doesn’t sound like great proof

I keep one to complain about my life and just get my thoughts out so they don’t intrude on my life. I still complain and worry, though, so idk

I guess it’s just an excuse to use my cool pens and ink

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dear diary, today I've got a great idea for an alibi.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Dear Diary,

You suck, dude. gently caress you, Diary.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Dear Diary
Dear Coach's Corner
I'm writing in order
For someone to explain
To my niece the distinction
Between these bowel emission stink bombs of submission

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
No. I don't want to be reminded of anything about my life or my thoughts.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaxI41Oqdfw

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I'm a poo poo, I'm a lover
Diarrhea on another
I'm a turd, through a strainer
I do not feel ashamed

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

I keep a Biary, which is like a diary, but only more secret

Its the diary of a bi person

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Not personal stuff, but I do maintain a work log of what I do on a daily basis.

It's saved my rear end more than once.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Cheesus posted:

Not personal stuff, but I do maintain a work log of what I do on a daily basis.

It's saved my rear end more than once.

like at work your job, or a every day personally, or crossover

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Aug 5, 2022

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
yes.

i like to write

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

OMFG FURRY posted:

yes.

i like to write

If you wrote in a story book it would be Stories instead

The one thing want to be authors get wrong

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Dear Diary
Dear Coach's Corner
I'm writing in order
For someone to explain
To my niece the distinction
Between these bowel emission stink bombs of submission

:rock:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Just Doug Funny

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezS7rgv5D90

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

OMFG FURRY posted:

yes.

i like to write

when do you write

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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

kntfkr posted:

when do you write

When they have diarrhea, but you wont see them admit it.

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