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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

name. Should we rename funerals? Or find out ways to make them fun?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:18

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# ? May 3, 2024 22:25

xcheopis

Fun Home

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:28

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

rename them funkerals and add some funk to the proceedings

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If I had a twin I would have a pact with them; if one of us dies before the other, the living twin would make the funeral fun by sitting up in the coffin and chasing everyone around with a chainsaw.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:56

Allie

you can attend my unfuneral. i promise i'll stay put in that coffin

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

fun in the suneral :rip:

# ? Aug 5, 2022 16:39

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

maybe we should call them saderals or cryerals

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:06

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

otherwise idk, maybe add a slide? or a merry go round?

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:06

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

im gonna put in my will that i want my funeral to be an enormous hotbox

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:16

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

minecraft_holmes posted:

im gonna put in my will that i want my funeral to be an enormous hotbox

weird way to say cremation but whatever

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:18

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

weird way to say cremation but whatever

dont linguisticsshame me

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

coffins may not look aerodynamic, but they make excellent bobsleds.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:40

xcheopis

Fun games for kids will include coffin piñatas (with a special surprise!) and "pin the carnation on the cadaver".

# ? Aug 5, 2022 17:48

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

i worked a funeral where the deceased wanted everyone to show up in their most colorful clothing and it was great
there were people in unicorn pajamas and stuff
the funeral directors were in suits with tie dyed shirts underneath
it owned

# ? Aug 5, 2022 18:49

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

keep the "fun" and just change the rest of the word.

funyuns

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Aug 5, 2022 19:58

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

a visit from fun earl

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 20:19

Twenty Four

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

maybe we should call them saderals or cryerals

dammit I was gonna make this joke for saderals but then I went to go do something.

my follow up joke was saderall sounds like an anti-depression drug lol

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:57

Manifisto

festivalnerals. we need a new holiday, something a lot like mardi gras but more explicitly death themed, also more sexy than the mexican day of the dead, and also specifically centered around actual specific burials. so these would have to be pretty frequent, maybe a couple times a month, unless we could somehow arrange for deaths to occur at only very specific times of the year. "keepin you alive, sir, just so you can expire closer to our july festivalneral"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 6, 2022 01:29

Robot Made of Meat

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

otherwise idk, maybe add a slide? or a merry go round?

Many years ago, my sister and I decided that our funerals would feature mandatory tinikling, and that any of our heirs would be disqualified if they didn't participate.

Hey! We had to pass the three-hour drive home from our grandfather's funeral somehow.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 6, 2022 01:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

when I die I want the pooneral :rip:

thanks and yob bless

# ? Aug 6, 2022 02:30

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

you piss on their grave, it's a furinal

# ? Aug 6, 2022 04:06

Fart Dumbass: by Fluffdaddy

funerals can be a good time, sad too but i mean hey everyone's together and everyone's fixin to get shwasted. when we had my sister's funeral sure we were all grieving but we also hadn't seen each other in a long time and it was good vibes, in a weird sad kind of way. it's not that i recommend it but poo poo, no reason you can't have some fun in the eral

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# ? Aug 6, 2022 05:08

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# ? May 3, 2024 22:25

Twenty Four

When I die, I want a goldfish funeral. Build me a giant toilet and flush me down.

# ? Aug 6, 2022 08:13

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