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It will read each post in a thread sequentially and assign voices to each poster to maintain coherence Each thread will kind of be like a podcast with your favorite posters, it's going to be awesome Mods will all sound like Gargamel or Officer Farva I'll link my Patreon soon for people who would like to contribute
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I'm eating a big mac at macdonalds when you walk in the door and I stop midbite. Youre dressed like youre on the run, like someone was after you. Sunglasses, a baggy dress thats only hinting at your normally magificent gunt. you walk over to me with a purpose and put a leg up on my table, smashing what was left of my fries. I stare up at your face bewlidered i drop my big mac. my hand runs up your leg. soft, well moisturized skin. your leg starts off as cool and I feel the heat rise as my hand gets closer to your sex. you are white hot between your legs and slightly damp, the knife edge of my hand brushes up against a string. i stick my head under your dress like im a 19th century photographer and rip that tampon out with my mouth, special sauce still on my lips, and it flails around bloody and soggy looking like a skinned mouth. you begin gyrating your pelvis against my tongue while grabbing a fistful of my hair. you come hard as a pimply faced 19 year old is sweeping the floor beside us
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Aug 7, 2022 18:54
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can you use the tiktok lady voice for my posts? it’s how i sound in real life
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Aug 7, 2022 19:02
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Looking forward to the jimmyjams audio experience
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Aug 7, 2022 19:35
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I'd rather someone make an audio play from threads.
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Aug 7, 2022 19:37
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Can I just be choking and gurgling sounds?
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Aug 7, 2022 22:11
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Will jimmyjams fart posts be fart sound effects or just the word fart in text to speech this is extremely important
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Aug 7, 2022 22:12
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That sounds like it would be really useful for all your crybaby buddies who have had their tear ducts removed and are legally blind, so they can still do cop work and poo poo op:
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Aug 7, 2022 22:28
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Someone already did that OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o3f8WgE1Tk
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Aug 7, 2022 22:56
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Last night about nine p.m. I was sitting on my back porch having a beer and a cigarette. I stepped inside to talk to my wife, grabbed a beer and headed back outside. I immediately noticed a puddle that had formed on my deck while I was inside. I thought it was odd, and mentioned it to my wife. She came out, looked at it and determined it (by smell) to be piss. I grabbed a flashlight and hopped on a chair to see what the deal was, as we could see that it was dripping from the roof. It was a big pile of poo poo. (picture taken this morning for lighting purposes) Figuring it to be either a big animal or a human, I went back inside to get a gun and my wife went to our neighbors house, as they were in their garage, to see if they heard or saw anything. We all met in the back yard, and wandered around looking for signs of trespass. Then, my wife went to go inside to check on our baby, asleep at that time. She found the door to have been locked behind us, and it only locks from the inside. We were all outside. The baby was inside with whoever locked the door. With gun in hand, I immediately hauled rear end around to the front of the house while my wife followed, screaming at the neighbors to call 911. I burst through the front door and ran to the back of the house and into the baby's room. She was fast asleep in the crib, so I started running around kicking doors open, checking closets, turning lights on. Nothing and no one. We got the baby and went outside to wait on the cops. They got there about twenty minutes later, we explained the situation, all looked at the poop, and went around the house. At the point where our fence ties into the house, the shingles were smashed down, as if someone was standing on the fence and dragging themselves up. no other evidence was found, besides the obvious leavings. Possibly a kid playing a prank, but that is a dangerous game to play when in Texas and putting my wife and child in danger, whether real or imagined. Honestly I don't even know if there was actually anyone inside at any point. It has never happened, but I suppose in the excitement the door could have locked itself, though I have no clue how. We don't normally lock any doors unless we are going out of town, but I guess we will have to start that now, and it sucks. Sucks to feel violated. Assuming no one was inside, does anyone know of an animal that can take a human size poo poo, then piss on the poo poo, and do it all on a roof? That would help alleviate our anxiety. TLDR: poo poo on a shingle
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Aug 7, 2022 23:04
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Obie trice, real name no gimmicks
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Aug 7, 2022 23:09
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Last night about nine p.m. I was sitting on my back porch having a beer and a cigarette. I stepped inside to talk to my wife, grabbed a beer and headed back outside. I immediately noticed a puddle that had formed on my deck while I was inside. I thought it was odd, and mentioned it to my wife. She came out, looked at it and determined it (by smell) to be piss. I grabbed a flashlight and hopped on a chair to see what the deal was, as we could see that it was dripping from the roof. This is interesting I just played the thread through my alpha version of the program and the algorithm chose a voice for this poster that sounds uncannily like TV's Steve Urkel 
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Aug 7, 2022 23:21
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I am working on a program that tells me it loves me
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Aug 7, 2022 23:26
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no thanks OP there's already way too many podcasts, it's ridiculous tbh
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Aug 7, 2022 23:30
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Revins posted:Will jimmyjams fart posts be fart sound effects or just the word fart in text to speech this is extremely important Yes
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Aug 7, 2022 23:42
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STABASS posted:I am working on a program that tells me it loves me I don’t think technology has yet reached that capability
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Aug 7, 2022 23:43
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op, just go the easy route. have your program only read gbs threads from the lawless post aatrek period. that way you only need to figure out how to get it to say i'm gay in a multitude of voices
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