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Aug 10, 2022 02:05
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Heather Papps posted:my boats stuck god drat it
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Aug 10, 2022 02:05
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i rented this boat to impress jessica what am i going to do my boat is stuck. i'm gonna be late to her party!
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Aug 10, 2022 02:05
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the boat rental guy never warned me about tides! what the hell!
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Aug 10, 2022 02:06
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have you tried turning it off then back on again
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Aug 10, 2022 02:23
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Set up a webcam and attend the party virtually. Tell everyone you're stranded at sea. Be sure to rock the webcam back and forth so people think you're on water. |
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Aug 10, 2022 02:39
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here’s my impression of someone in a boat who is stuck: augh argh my FREAKIN boat is stuck *reaches desperately for pushing pole*
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Aug 10, 2022 03:02
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my boat's tuck ed into bed rest now little boat sea dreams fill your head
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Aug 10, 2022 04:58
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Sail it to the boat mechanic |
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Aug 10, 2022 05:03
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biosterous posted:my boat's tuck Dream not of sandbars Or scary low tides But rather toot-tooting And sea-pony rides |
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Aug 10, 2022 16:50
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Excuse me, sir, are you in the boat? I need to know if the boat is manned. |
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Aug 10, 2022 17:05
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"my stoats buck" - overheard at the stoat rodeo
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Aug 10, 2022 17:11
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*extremely Layne Staley voice* I'm the man in the boat |
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Aug 10, 2022 17:34
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just live on the boat. its a houseboat now |
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Aug 10, 2022 19:28
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Edward Fingerhands posted:*extremely Layne Staley voice* I'm the man in the boat i enjoyed this post |
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Aug 10, 2022 19:28
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help my situation has gotten worse i have made enemies. some seagulls tried to steal my only food so i shot at them with the flare gun and they are PISSED.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:04
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Heather Papps posted:help my situation has gotten worse i have made enemies. some seagulls tried to steal my only food so i shot at them with the flare gun and they are PISSED. oh no, you can't shoot at a seagull, you've really rolled in it this time, op 
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Aug 10, 2022 21:59
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people on both sides of the suez canal: move your boat you rear end in a top hat me to people on both sides of the suez canal: do you even for a minute think that if I could move my boat that I wouldn't have by now? What do you think like i'm here for fun? I had a date with jessica people on both sides of the suez canal: ...that jessica? me to people on both sides of the suez canal: that's right
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Aug 10, 2022 22:07
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nut posted:people on both sides of the suez canal: move your boat you rear end in a top hat The face that stuck a thousand ships |
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Aug 10, 2022 22:13
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me: my boats stuck other boater: wait like on seaweed or a rock or something? me: no i'm trying to start using stuck like a cool adjective like cool or good or rad other boater: oh okay ya my boat's stuck too ha ha EMT yelling over the sound of helicopter blades spinning overhead: ...CAN I GO NOW?
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Aug 10, 2022 22:15
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nut posted:people on both sides of the suez canal: ...that jessica? jessica a.k.a. boaty mcboatface
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Aug 10, 2022 23:52
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hold on I know how to fix this but first, I'd like to know where you got the notion? don't rock the boat baby (Rock the boat), don't tip the boat over
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Aug 11, 2022 00:36
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I am also willing to attempt the Aaliyah Maneuver but you’re gonna need to be cool with a lot of things real quick.
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Aug 11, 2022 00:37
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teen witch posted:I am also willing to attempt the Aaliyah Maneuver but you’re gonna need to be cool with a lot of things real quick. 
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Aug 11, 2022 01:02
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I'm sorry pal but by the law of the sea I can and will confiscate your boat. |
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Aug 11, 2022 01:26
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A boat is a terrible thing to waste. |
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Aug 11, 2022 01:27
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Bright Bart posted:I'm sorry pal but by the law of the sea I can and will confiscate your boat. gently caress gently caress i rented this boat and you're gonna salvage it? gently caress i am NOT getting my deposit back.
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Aug 11, 2022 01:38
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telling all the girls my boat is a hulk, desperately hoping they won't google what it means in relation to boats.
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Aug 11, 2022 01:39
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Heather Papps posted:telling all the girls my boat is a hulk, desperately hoping they won't google what it means in relation to boats. |
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Aug 11, 2022 01:46
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Heather Papps posted:gently caress gently caress i rented this boat and you're gonna salvage it? gently caress i am NOT getting my deposit back. All boats are rented, just like beers. |
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Aug 11, 2022 02:55
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Heather Papps posted:telling all the girls my boat is a hulk, desperately hoping they won't google what it means in relation to boats.
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Aug 11, 2022 13:33
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im running a hawser through your catholes and claiming your vessel as marine salvage, sorry op
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Aug 11, 2022 14:06
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now MY boats stuck
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Aug 11, 2022 14:08
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free hubcaps posted:now MY boats stuck what is the deal with these tides?!? i can not figure them out for the life of me.
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Aug 11, 2022 14:22
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Me: [continues to sing on my rocks on the shore] doing ok out there?
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Aug 11, 2022 14:40
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Heather Papps posted:what is the deal with these tides?!? They go up, they go down! Come on people, pick a water level! You think the moon really cares? 
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Aug 11, 2022 15:15
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*hesitant to ask for a tug on the something awful forums*
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Aug 11, 2022 15:58
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can’t make it can’t make it man the poo poo’s stuck BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK PLEASE you’re a genuine dick sucker! |
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Aug 11, 2022 16:56
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boated
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Aug 11, 2022 17:06
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nut posted:*hesitant to ask for a tug on the something awful forums* Never be afraid to ask for a hug, tug, or mug |
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Aug 11, 2022 17:06
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