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Put that tiny fucker between some nice sourdough, little oil and vinegar, and just chow down. Lick my fingers when I'm done and belch.
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I'm going to beat the mona lisa 
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Aug 11, 2022 05:58
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In '06 I did a summer art history thing thru Rutgers and it was a great time. Half of the course was at the louvre. The whole program was girls except for me and two other guys, one of whom was lactose intolerant and on more than a couple occasions we'd get ham and cheese sandwiches or onion soup at this one place and then percolate and then go make farts in the mona lisa room. It was always real crowded cuz they just shot the davinci code not long before that. The mona lisa sucks btw, it's like not dope at all.
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Aug 11, 2022 06:02
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Why do you think there's always a giant crowd around the Mona Lisa? Everyone else is gazing hungrily too. Get back in line, buddy.
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Aug 11, 2022 06:03
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This was a plot point in the novel Red Dragon iirc By Richard Harris Part of the Silence of the Lambs series
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Aug 11, 2022 06:12
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buddy, they wont even let me eat it
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Aug 11, 2022 06:13
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One thing I've always wondered, Would security just let you piss and poo poo wherever you want or is it like a priority customer thing
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Aug 11, 2022 06:18
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You can make a macaroni art picture of the mona lisa OP. Then put the whole thing in boiling water and make some pasta. The glue will keep the sauce together!
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Aug 11, 2022 07:38
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Napoleon had the Mona Lisa in his bedroom for a short time. Dude was spanking it to the Mona Lisa.
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Aug 11, 2022 07:40
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Literally A Person posted:Put that tiny fucker between some nice sourdough, little oil and vinegar, and just chow down. Lick my fingers when I'm done and belch. I’ve got a Crisp $5 bill for you if you eat the whole thing.
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Aug 11, 2022 07:58
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U shud just make some fuckholes in it. 
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Aug 11, 2022 08:52
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eatin rear end whips rear end
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Aug 11, 2022 08:59
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she's already been eaten. that's why she's smiling like that
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Aug 11, 2022 09:05
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why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important
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Aug 11, 2022 09:09
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important it is famous because it is famous. it's become a cultural shorthand for 'good painting' so that reputation just repeats and spreads and feeds into itself.
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Aug 11, 2022 09:38
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important the background is a fictional location, which was pretty rare back then it was a smallish commission that Leonardo spent a lot of time on, like 1000+ hours painted over at least once and the smile is downright infectious
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Aug 11, 2022 09:56
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So when you do, are you going to post pics in this thread? Just trying to figure out if I should bother bookmarking it or not. ta.
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Aug 11, 2022 09:59
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Literally A Person posted:Put that tiny fucker between some nice sourdough, little oil and vinegar, and just chow down. Lick my fingers when I'm done and belch. this is me unironically,
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Aug 11, 2022 10:09
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i wanna eat michelangelo's david how long you think i need to boil it
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Aug 11, 2022 10:37
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Pac and Cheese posted:i wanna eat michelangelo's david how long you think i need to boil it Boil? Do you want it to taste of nothing? Deep fry that sucker.
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Aug 11, 2022 10:51
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Spinz posted:This was a plot point in the novel Red Dragon iirc Becoming the Mona Lisa would probably be a much less violent process than the Dragon thing.
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Aug 11, 2022 10:54
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Oil paint on poplar wood? Literally nothing is digestible, but with enough anti-enemics and fiber, you could conceivably diarrhea Da Vinci's master piece all over the stall of a French public restroom.
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Aug 11, 2022 10:55
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Ngl, I'm proud you went for the sourdough even then
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Aug 11, 2022 12:07
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Op I think the Mona Lisa is filled with dangerous chemicals that would kill you or make you sick if you ingested them I fully support you in this endeavor and will assist any way possible
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Aug 11, 2022 12:27
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When the Nazis where just outside of Paris the brave man and women who worked at the Louvre painstakingly added mustaches to all the art so Hitler would be fooled and not steal it all.
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Aug 11, 2022 12:46
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I bet the Mona Lisa had a nasty medieval poosay, who wouldn't wanna eat that 
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important Who can really know?
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Aug 11, 2022 13:06
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Who need they Mona Lisussy ate?
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Mona Eatsa
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important You ever see the horror movie "The Ring"?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Op I think the Mona Lisa is filled with dangerous chemicals that would kill you or make you sick if you ingested them Finally we have hope of getting rid of LAP
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Aug 11, 2022 14:30
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important it's a complex topic and I would pretty much have to teach a full art history course to untangle all the threads, but essentially mona lisa was known for having an insanely good pussy
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surc posted:You ever see the horror movie "The Ring"? Look, lady, either you need to stick to haunting already trained painters, or you gotta get more flexible. I'm gonna need more than seven days to finish this copy.
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Aug 11, 2022 14:42
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Op I think the Mona Lisa is filled with dangerous chemicals that would kill you or make you sick if you ingested them cryptically worded "kys" from current mod to ex-mod., potential mod drama? 
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important She is the Paris Hilton of the Renaissance
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Spinz posted:She is the Paris Hilton of the Renaissance paris hilton might as well be ancient history at this point too lmao
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it is famous because it is famous. it's become a cultural shorthand for 'good painting' so that reputation just repeats and spreads and feeds into itself. Tried and failed to find the Venture Bros clip where Phantom Limb is trying to sell a stolen Rembrandt to an unimpressed mobster who wants to "buy da Mona Lisa" instead. Phantom Limb gets pissed about exactly this. "First of all, it's not a BETTER painting, it's just a more famous painting. Also have you seen it? It's only like this big."
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:cryptically worded "kys" from current mod to ex-mod., potential mod drama? he stole my state i'll steal his life  jk I love LAP and would never hurt him
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Ziv Zulander posted:why is the mona lisa so famous anyway. what makes it so dang important there was a sex tape
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Op I think the Mona Lisa is filled with dangerous chemicals that would kill you or make you sick if you ingested them it's pretty small though, I think he'll be fine
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