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There's a significantly less known but masterfully drawn image of Lisa's behind. Historians think it's the first proven instance of "sexting"
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Seth Pecksniff posted:jk I love LAP and would never hurt him kntfkr posted:there was a sex tape
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Aug 11, 2022 16:42
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There is a nude version of Mona Lisa that confirms that either renaissance painters didn't know how to draw a boob or boobs were real weird back then. Allegedly.
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Aug 11, 2022 16:46
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Mooey Cow posted:There is a nude version of Mona Lisa that confirms that either renaissance painters didn't know how to draw a boob or boobs were real weird back then. Allegedly. That is a much lesser known piece by Italian painter Armando Genshin but it is real. Search "Mona Lisa Genshin Nude" to learn more.
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Aug 11, 2022 16:47
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The original, analog, waifu
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Aug 11, 2022 16:48
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groana lisa
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Aug 11, 2022 16:51
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The Mona Lisa is made of cake, trust me on this
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Aug 11, 2022 19:41
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My last partner was named Monna Lisa (seriously), and I can confirm that she was good eatin'. Though I never ate her rear end, which I regret.
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Aug 11, 2022 20:08
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BigBadSteve posted:My last partner was named Monna Lisa (seriously), and I can confirm that she was good eatin'. Though I never ate her rear end, which I regret. It’s wrong to murder people and eat their body parts FYI
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Aug 11, 2022 20:33
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:she's already been eaten. that's why she's smiling like that
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Aug 11, 2022 20:36
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Sophy Wackles posted:It’s wrong to murder people and eat their body parts FYI We'll have to agree to disagree
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Aug 11, 2022 20:37
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As a number of goons will no doubt already know, facial analysis experts have compared Monna Lisa's face in the portrait to a Da Vinci self portrait, and found all the pertinent facial ratios equal. (I learnt this from a documentary.) Which could explain the wry smile; Leonardo was playing a little trick on the public while he painted a gender bended image of himself in the mirror (and maybe he jerked the gherkin while he painted, making it a tuggin' smile).
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Aug 11, 2022 20:47
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you can’t eat it, the original constitution is written on the back not the united states constitution, the ORIGINAL constitution
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Aug 11, 2022 21:03
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What's that one that's all thick, and still wet with many layers of paint? Maybe starry night? Well whatever, that's the one I want to eat. The thick wet one.
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Aug 11, 2022 21:20
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Slapping a $10 bill down at the take-out counter at MoMA: I want the thick wet one *points to mouth*
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Aug 11, 2022 21:26
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Mooey Cow posted:There is a nude version of Mona Lisa that confirms that either renaissance painters didn't know how to draw a boob or boobs were real weird back then. Allegedly. Foot fetishes hadn't been invented yet, so it was all about her nude hands. 
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Aug 11, 2022 22:15
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Mona Lisa definitely fucks.
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Aug 11, 2022 22:39
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ya i guess i'd like to love and respect the mona lisa but u do u op
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Literally A Person posted:(I want to eat the Mona Lisa) - thread title Course you do!
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BigBadSteve posted:As a number of goons will no doubt already know, facial analysis experts have compared Monna Lisa's face in the portrait to a Da Vinci self portrait, and found all the pertinent facial ratios equal. (I learnt this from a documentary.) Which could explain the wry smile; Leonardo was playing a little trick on the public while he painted a gender bended image of himself in the mirror (and maybe he jerked the gherkin while he painted, making it a tuggin' smile). No possibility Leo was trans?
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Okay, not sure why this thread was bumped buty feelings remain the same. I would still sup 'pon.
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You haven't done it yet? Come on
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, not sure why this thread was bumped buty feelings remain the same. I would still sup 'pon. go to horny jail
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Aug 27, 2022 03:38
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*me on my YouTube channel* SUP SUP SUP TODAY I'M EATING THIS PRICELESS PAINTING
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Eat the Mona Lisa's rear end?
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Spinz posted:This was a plot point in the novel Red Dragon iirc Also Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 4 EDIT: P.S. Spinz you're thinking of Thomas Harris, not Richard
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Yeah but you have to say it like a real Italiano, ehhhh da fuckin Mona Lisa gimme a slice of dat Paisano pride wit da gabba goool ayyyyye
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it is famous because it is famous. it's become a cultural shorthand for 'good painting' so that reputation just repeats and spreads and feeds into itself. I wonder if hundreds of years from now we’re gonna have any present art be that level of lionized. It seems like whether your talking about music, paintings, plays, whatever the famous ones are all from long who but surely we’ve come up with better techniques or equipment by now.
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ArbitraryC posted:I wonder if hundreds of years from now we’re gonna have any present art be that level of lionized. It seems like whether your talking about music, paintings, plays, whatever the famous ones are all from long who but surely we’ve come up with better techniques or equipment by now. What, like
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I'd like to eat a small piece of one of the preserved space shuttles. I'm not sure what but I'm sure I could find a little quick nibble somewhere if I can get close enough to one. You are what you eat.
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ArbitraryC posted:I wonder if hundreds of years from now we’re gonna have any present art be that level of lionized. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. All of it (uploaded instantly into the brain of future museum-goers).
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Which Mona Lisa parody out there is the most edible? I think it's this one: 
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ohnobugs posted:You haven't done it yet? Come on seriously. op sucks at visualising and actualising their goals. i don't think they really want to eat the mona lisa at all
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Meme Poker Party posted:That is a much lesser known piece by Italian painter Armando Genshin but it is real. Search "Mona Lisa Genshin Nude" to learn more.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Which Mona Lisa parody out there is the most edible? 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_ch6wsWjs
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I did it this morning I drove to the museum and ate the painting
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Remember, just because something is pretty doesn't mean it's good to eat.
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mona lisa sucked me off ... !?/
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:mona lisa sucked me off ... !?/ It could have been someone wearing the painting as a mask. Possibly someone in this very thread 
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