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Which offense will look the worst tonight?
This poll is closed.
Pats 5 27.78%
Giants 9 50.00%
Titans 3 16.67%
Ravens 1 5.56%
Total: 18 votes
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





7:00 Giants @Patriots.

Some might call this a Superbowl rematch. those people are dumb. The Patriots offense looked serviceable last year and ready to take the next step. Then Bill re-hired his old fuckup coaches back and now it sounds like they suck. Some might say the Giants have the advantage here as they're used to being awful.


7:30 Titans @Ravens.

Will the Ravens vaunted preseason winning streak remain alive? Will Treylon Burks be out there in an iron lung? Tune in. Or don't.

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

It's the Brian Hoyer show motherfucker

midwat
May 6, 2007

Tim Whatley posted:

It's the Brian Hoyer show motherfucker

Finally gonna see if we have anything in this Hoyer kid

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Patriots.

Also, I hope the Ravens lose because Kawalimus.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ugh, NFL Network is using the Patriots broadcast crew since this is in New England :barf:

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Aug 12, 2022

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is there a SAP?

midwat
May 6, 2007

I don't think this is even the Pats' second-string defense.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Thanks cable for making the SAP the same as the main audio I don’t even have Spanish

midwat
May 6, 2007

lol this is the defense that's been smothering our offense all camp

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I missed the first 20 minutes looks like a barn burner so far eh?

MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022
Are free NFL streams pretty much dead or just preseason?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

MaximilianK posted:

Are free NFL streams pretty much dead or just preseason?

Crackstreams is working great for me. As always, visit sportsurge dot net

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

something poetic about the ravens mourning the dead

midwat
May 6, 2007

It does look like this Pats team is faster

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Matt Patricia looking more and more like the Penguin.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





All the Brian Hoyer action you crave!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

pepe williams dropped a sure fire pick 6

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Pretty cool how even the preseason is rigged for the new England patriots. First down and ten yards Illegal Looking by the defender. Thatll be one tuddy for Hoyer the Destroyer due to the Forbidden Gazing by the Defense.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/dduggan21/status/1557875639310602248?s=21&t=0rSH521t5xksWZBaB4LL_Q

midwat
May 6, 2007

Wow, Tyrod is a Giant?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

midwat posted:

Wow, Tyrod is a Giant?

Yes. It's better than last year where Mike Glennon and Jake Fromm each got multiple starts when Jones inevitably gets hurt again.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

just started watching the Ravens game, did I miss anything? I guess not because preseason, but hell

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





nice punch on that fumble.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
drat, missed Willis debut, though 0/2 doesn't enthuse me.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Mystic Stylez posted:

just started watching the Ravens game, did I miss anything? I guess not because preseason, but hell

outside of a dropped pick 6, no

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

15 minutes to decide a penalty on a punt of a preseason game, just the type of football action I've been missing

midwat
May 6, 2007

Zappe looking decidedly un-zappy

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kyle Hamilton just makes plays, baby

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh gently caress off gimme that safety.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
titan up :effort:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Julius Chestnut? Who the gently caress is that

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

My TV is only showing giants pats and I can't steal my friend's DAZN yet. I'm missing the AFCN showdown between the Ravens and titans

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

"when you give the offense a short field, their probability of scoring increases"

color commentary just dropping science

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


he should've been 6 of 9 for 69 yards

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
Why am I cursed with Giants/Patriots when there is a preseason playoff game on???

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I'm excited for the Trey Lance show

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

physical mindset team

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I miss Jared Lorenzen

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
football!

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Malik Willis can't be stopped!

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