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Which offense will look the worst tonight?
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Pats 5 27.78%
Giants 9 50.00%
Titans 3 16.67%
Ravens 1 5.56%
Total: 18 votes
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Low effort screen?...??


Ok: why am I watching this, lol

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Geno plays the same way he did with the Jets 10 years ago. Chaos on every play and then chuck it as hard as he can in a WR’s general direction hoping for the best.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, nice kick

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
He was all the way down and they got it back anyway but did....did some Seahawks player bring a ball from the sideline and tap a ref on the shoulder with it pretending he'd come up with it?

He wormed his way out of a whole pile of people while I wasn't paying attention if it was actually the recovered fumble.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Seahawks will go 0-17 this year

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal

sirtommygunn posted:

Seahawks will go 0-17 this year

They have what appears to be an extremely easy SoS, so... they'll probably get 5-7 wins.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Being Geno to the Vikings, I'll take a tripping QB over Mannion

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
That's gonna be a lol from me.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

So the Seahawks are really doing this Geno thing, huh?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Geno Smith is still around?

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

fsif posted:

So the Seahawks are really doing this Geno thing, huh?

Drew Lock would have been the starter today if he didn't get Covid a couple days ago.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Preseason and all that, but holy poo poo the Seahawks look loving horrible.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I was sad the Bears weren't going to play most of their guys for very long this game, but watching Geno fail to score against second and third stringers is oddly satisfying

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Why in the flying gently caress am I only allowed to watch this on my phone?

Now I have to shitpost at my laptop. That's completely backwards!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

So the Seahawks are really doing this Geno thing, huh?

Lock tested positive for Covid yesterday so he's out, he was scheduled to start to get a look at him I think.

e:fb

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1560422928478601221

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

That's my quarterback!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

I feel like...three of these plays aren't really that bad? First one's a screen, third one there's a workable pocket that Fields fucks up by trying to scramble when he doesn't have anything, last one is a bootleg with a ton of time

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Like…shouldn’t someone Rambo in and rescue him from his OLine? This is pre season but is he going to make it a whole season?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Hmmm Geno Smith might be bad

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Drew Lock got COVID so everyone would see how bad Geno is. We're all playing checkers, he's playing chess.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

logger posted:

Drew Lock would have been the starter today if he didn't get Covid a couple days ago.

I know but a month ago I would have sworn they were going to come away with a Baker or a Jimmy G.

But no, this is the passing attack we can look forward to all season. How many prime time games does Seattle have?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Nice, we get to watch this team Week One prime time!

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, Bears

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Da Bears

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I thought you couldn't advance a dropped fair catch? So you get it at the drop point?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aww yeah clownball!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
Bahahaha

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Yikes, Seahawks

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Lmao those fish

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

xbilkis posted:

Da Bears

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
Unironically more excited to see Eason over Geno.

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat
lol such a pathetic game from the Seahawks and it just hit halftime :cry:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Are Seahawks fans ready for the next ten years of this rubbish?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

HootTheOwl posted:

Lmao those fish

Hey, it's Rinaldo's avatar I made for him last year!

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Pete Carroll can fix this

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Are Seahawks fans ready for the next ten years of this rubbish?

Pete Carroll thinks he can take a year off, find the next Russell Wilson and win again the following year. He's delusional.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
The Seahawks are gonna be terrible this year, right?

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I mean, the score is literally 17 - 0

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