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Which offense will look the worst tonight?
This poll is closed.
Pats 5 27.78%
Giants 9 50.00%
Titans 3 16.67%
Ravens 1 5.56%
Total: 18 votes
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midwat
May 6, 2007

Joejuan Williams is soooooo getting cut

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Dear god I forgot just how "special" local commentary can be. Also, it appears that Nashville is in desperate need of garbage truck drivers so hey if you've got a CDL you're apparently well set.

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
Well let's see what the Bob's Discount Furniture Studio has to say about the game!

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Jivesauce posted:

Well let's see what the Bob's Discount Furniture Studio has to say about the game!

Do they still own that loving IMAX theater? That was the weirdest discovery I made when I was up in Boston for school

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's funny; 100 years ago this would have been the most exciting football game anyone had ever seen.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Racey McMath spotted

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Forgot there were games today. Did I miss anything cool and or interesting

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
E:didn't know double posts were still a thing

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The Patriots mascot seems decidedly unpleasant.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Play posted:

Forgot there were games today. Did I miss anything cool and or interesting

the Ravens already have an injured WR

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mystic Stylez posted:

the Ravens already have an injured WR

Ah, everything as expected then

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
No cake smashing.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Android Apocalypse posted:

No cake smashing.

'This guy and his probably fat wife are gonna take the cake home and eat the entire thing at midnight like a pair of disgusting animals'

midwat
May 6, 2007

Tyrod trying to ricochet all his passes to his receivers

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
There was a cute moment of a rb(?) giving a young girl the td ball I guess. And I’m not sure I’ve ever watched a preseason game, tho only a quarter watching, but this is some d2 college poo poo, especially in presentation

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Bailey Zappe sucks poo poo.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Bailey Zappe sucks poo poo.

Usually, the Pats can make their QBs look OK during preseason.

He has looked abysmal.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's preseason and that means it's time for rumors. Hit me with some juicy gossip.

I hear that Bill Belichek is a huge fan of Teenage Wasteland and posts on Reddit under the name TeenageWasteFan

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
only real drama today is the chance that the Ravens' record breaking 20 game preseason win streak is broken

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

J33uk posted:

Do they still own that loving IMAX theater? That was the weirdest discovery I made when I was up in Boston for school

Oh I don't know, sorry, I was just making a joke about them genuinely cutting to the Bob's Discount Furniture Studio during the broadcast

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That Pats RB has big tree trunk gams.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Shemar Bridges mossed someone

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mystic Stylez posted:

Shemar Bridges mossed someone

p sweet catch right there. nice throw too, perfect location for the big guy

Bridges almost looks more like a tight end than anything

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Malik Willis is great at escaping pressure, but otherwise seems dumb and ungood.

midwat
May 6, 2007

midwat posted:

Joejuan Williams is soooooo getting cut

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I can't believe Drew Bledsoe is back and playing on defense.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Malik Willis is great at escaping pressure, but otherwise seems dumb and ungood.

I think he's been pretty good. On that last series the problem really was that no one was open and the defensive calls were perfect

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Jivesauce posted:

Oh I don't know, sorry, I was just making a joke about them genuinely cutting to the Bob's Discount Furniture Studio during the broadcast

You know what, my bad, it was Jordan's furniture with the IMAX, and they apparently still have it. Bob's just saturates so much with their marketing.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Agreed, he’s looked pretty good for a third round rookie qb (in a preseason game). Some of that in game decision poo poo can be improved by coaching and/or experience but it looks like he has the athleticism at least

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

i'm the Terps guy with the fedora hat

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Late but... more like, Bailey Crappe.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Do you get the same fines in preseason for personal fouls or roughing the passer?

Because that would suck pretty bad for a lot of these guys playing in the 4th quarter of these games.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
it's funny how the broadcasts are so insanely homerish with the team announcers

Mystic Stylez posted:

i'm the Terps guy with the fedora hat

im the guy who wishes he was that guy

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Season package is on.

17-10 moving into the 4th quarter in this AFCN matchup. Let's do this.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

people have been saying Bridges has been good on camp, he surely is helping his case today

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
ive never heard of anthony brown in my life. but i like him

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

They've executed their energy and execution. They are having fun out there, and on the sideline. A lot of them I would say are in the best shape of their entire lives.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh my god outlaw challenges in preseason.

At least make it a 15 yard penalty if you lose one for wasting everyone's time.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Very good defensive series for Stone. Ravens preseason streak is intact with their 3rd forced turnover of the game

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

if Kyle Hamilton plays well, the Ravens are stacked at safety

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