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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > welcome to existence. you wake for the first time
 
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Allie

 tell me, what do you see

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 06:15
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Finger Prince


 I go back to sleep.

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 06:18
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Finger Prince posted:

I go back to sleep.
* # ? Aug 12, 2022 06:28
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
All around me are familiar posters
Discord posters, new friend posters
Bright and early for the daily night crew
Southern hemi, southern hemi

Their threads are filling up my forum
Straight to the gold mine, to the goldmine
Cop a sixer in a mod challenge thread
No posts tomorrow, no posts tomorrow

And I don't post in the gibbis
And I don't post in the 'yad
The dreams in which I'm byobing
Are the best I ever had
With effort threads a plenty
A sig your friend did make
When people post in beeyob it's a very very
Chill world, chill world



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 11:39
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Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

All around me are familiar posters
Discord posters, new friend posters
Bright and early for the daily night crew
Southern hemi, southern hemi

Their threads are filling up my forum
Straight to the gold mine, to the goldmine
Cop a sixer in a mod challenge thread
No posts tomorrow, no posts tomorrow

And I don't post in the gibbis
And I don't post in the 'yad
The dreams in which I'm byobing
Are the best I ever had
With effort threads a plenty
A sig your friend did make
When people post in beeyob it's a very very
Chill world, chill world

BYOBeautiful

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 12:06
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 a pinpoint of light gradually expands until it blinds me. when my eyes adjust finally there are faces i can't focus on, but they comfort me. sounds i don't understand that soothe. soft air instead of slick uterine lining and fluid.

this is going to be okay.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 13:16
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biosterous
a cat is yelling in my face, to get up and feed her

this is my purpose, this is my meaning

i'm fine with this :shobon:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 13:20
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Finger Prince


 It's not so much sight at first. Initially it's just a feeling. A deep down pressure building, building. I do not yet possess the language to describe this feeling, but if I did, I would say "I gotta pee"

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 13:30
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Enfys

The ocean is calling and I must go

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 14:02
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Enfys posted:




Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 15:37
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 17:18
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baka of lathspell

 so help me god im gonna post


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)
* # ? Aug 12, 2022 17:19
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Ass-penny

Dr. Honked posted:



:pusheen:

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 18:53
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nut

 jumanji 2: the next level

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 19:09
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Dr. Honked posted:


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 19:37
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 19:39
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KitConstantine

Dr. Honked posted:



:yeah:


Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

* # ? Aug 13, 2022 02:09
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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

* # ? Aug 13, 2022 18:03
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Moola

Finger Prince posted:

I go back to sleep.
* # ? Aug 16, 2022 21:50
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Ass-penny

Finger Prince posted:

I go back to sleep.
* # ? Aug 16, 2022 22:49
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Cinderful

 The purple, turgid dong of the first 'yobber, throbbing in the soft glow of a CRT monitor.
I frown and realize that this isn't the first time this has happened, but it's the first time it pointed at me.

* # ? Aug 17, 2022 06:44
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
 the sky is the colour of byob, tuned to a goldmined thread



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Aug 17, 2022 11:36
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Manifisto

Dr. Honked posted:



ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Aug 17, 2022 13:32
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Manifisto


 wow this water is cold! but it's nice, it's a lovely stream to be a . . . pebble? in. I guess that's what I am, a pebble. huh.


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Aug 17, 2022 13:36
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