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Escape From Noise

 Which means one thing: Time to release an album of children's songs!

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 14:31
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Escape From Noise

 A concept album based around the beloved children's classic: Everyone Poops

Going to take it back to it's Japanese origins with the use of traditional Japanese instruments like the koto and shamisen, and over the course of the album bringing in different eras of Japanese music such as Enka and, later, Japanoise.

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 14:35
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Twenty Four


 Loading them into the crib in the newly babyproofed tour bus in a onesie that says "Daddy's Little Roadie".

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 14:57
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
 HUSBO ATE THA PEACH YYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 15:20
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
time to dye the baby's hair green and sharpie a soul patch on its chin.

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 16:35
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google THIS

 Baby said their first word! Yeah you've probably never heard of it

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 20:02
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

Baby said their first word! Yeah you've probably never heard of it
* # ? Aug 12, 2022 21:19
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 Anyway, here's a really sappy song about my kid

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 21:20
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 a friend of mine went to the same high school geddy lee's kid went to, and geddy's kid was friends with my pals older brother. apparently a bunch of guys were talking about how lame their parents were and giving up examples about how they'd changed after kids, and geddy's boy was like "lol yeah when i was born my parents quit heroin!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 21:32
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Croyden (age 4) gets his first features and of course it's with a fing xylophone.

* # ? Aug 12, 2022 22:30
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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
at what age should i try to use opening a can of beans as a teachable moment?


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? Aug 15, 2022 21:27
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WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no

Escape From Noise posted:

A concept album based around the beloved children's classic: Everyone Poops
I though REM already did that.

* # ? Aug 15, 2022 23:40
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Manifisto


 next tour has scheduled a bunch of large high-profile venues and also inexplicably an evening at a small club in a rather sleepy suburb that just happens to be the home to most of the members of the board of an extremely prestigious preschool


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Aug 15, 2022 23:44
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