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While it has been established that in Italian hell the traitors (against their country and their God, which applies in this case) go to the ninth circle where they are trapped in Ice for all eternity, away from the warmth of the earth, I don't know if Mr Rushdie's whiter racial heritage (at least when compared to Italians) wouldn't grant him a slightly kinder sentence like only getting the 6th or 7th circle of hell.
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Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Salman) Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
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KirbyKhan posted:I dunno about salmon except they swim upstream and fatwa is a funny word. Now see that's a reason to stab someone.
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He lost his eye, but it would have been better to have lost his mouth and hand, those filthy tools which he used to blaspheme against the Prophet, PBUH
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evilmiera posted:Salmon is great. Even I won't put it on pizza though. Latest scroll is that the dude who did the stabbing did the stabbing in the name of the Fatwa. Same fatwa that led to ayotolah getting suspended off twitter. This day so dumb I'm happy I scrolled.
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Aug 13, 2022 18:15
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Punished Rushdie
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does Batman know about this!?
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Egg Moron posted:seems like gently caress around and find out territory to me can’t be much of a fragile bitch if you’re able to get hits executed from beyond the grave
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oh sorry I misread and thought Solomon Grundys got stabbed
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it’s gonna be a Charlie hedbo 2.0 where goons and the media are crying about it but the public either doesn’t care or think he had it coming
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skipmyseashells posted:it’s gonna be a Charlie hedbo 2.0 where goons and the media are crying about it but the public either doesn’t care or think he had it coming Is this a purely us statement or something? Otherwise I don't know where you're getting the idea that the public didn't care about Charlie hebdo.
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Aug 13, 2022 19:34
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:isn't salman a cocksman He's dated hot lady writers and Padma Lakshmi. So he's really pushing above his weight. Don't think he deserved to get stabbed though.
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Aug 13, 2022 19:48
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S/O to Khomeini for that fatwa though. Dudes rock.
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Calibanibal posted:He lost his eye, but it would have been better to have lost his mouth and hand, those filthy tools which he used to blaspheme against the Prophet, PBUH what the poo poo when did you convert
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Refried Noodle posted:Is this a purely us statement or something? Otherwise I don't know where you're getting the idea that the public didn't care about Charlie hebdo. americans absolutely love ayatollah khomeini bro. sorry you had to find out this way
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evilmiera posted:Salmon is great. Even I won't put it on pizza though. He was stabbed because Socio-economic conditions in this country have deteriorated to the point that people are willing to commit murder to collect a 3 million dollar bounty
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I think it should be legal on principle to stab overrated writers. Stephen King, for example, described 'corn scented cum' for multiple pages in The Stand and I think that's worth a non-lethal stabbing.
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redneck nazgul posted:what the poo poo when did you convert Well apparently you can get stabbed in the eye if you don't convert
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Reason for fatwa: Called the Prophet imperfect Date the fatwa will be lifted: Never
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I mean, when Salman Rushdie comes out of this alive and with a kickass eyepatch, that's gonna be good
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salman rushdiehard sounds cool to me
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He should change his name to Solomon Grundy
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Calibanibal posted:Well apparently you can get stabbed in the eye if you don't convert Rushdie is Muslim last I checked. skipmyseashells posted:it’s gonna be a Charlie hedbo 2.0 where goons and the media are crying about it but the public either doesn’t care or think he had it coming That Charlie Hebdo dude said publicly he sought the effective destruction of Islam as a political force, which is a pretty pro imperialism position, so my hot take is he deserved at least a hiding.
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KirbyKhan posted:I dunno about salmon except they swim upstream and fatwa is a funny word. drat he hosed her so hard she needed stitches in 4 organs
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Ive had a copy of satanic verses for like 20 years i guess i should read it
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Maya Fey posted:Reason for fatwa: Called the Prophet imperfect Didn't he also name some prostitute characters after Muhammad's wives or something? Never read the thing.
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https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1558545287743938563
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If Joe Biden supports Salman Rushdie he probably deserved it.SplitSoul posted:Didn't he also name some prostitute characters after Muhammad's wives or something? Never read the thing. He said Khomeini was fat or something.
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He's earned the respect of prominent Twitter personalities such as Joe Biden and Stephen King, that's a full life.
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Weka posted:Rushdie is Muslim last I checked. He is not moslem, he is an apostate. Which is the worst thing you can be
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Venomous posted:I mean, when Salman Rushdie comes out of this alive and with a kickass eyepatch, that's gonna be good 
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salman rush deez nutz
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Mr. Sharps posted:salman rushdiehard sounds cool to me salman rush die hardman
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