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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I don't think anyone ever could.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

rekko posted:

I guess, but how do you overcome the inherent silliness of a bunch of penises

With horniness.

I've had partners who have varied across the gender spectrum, just enjoy the sex ya weirdos. No one is forcing you to do anything, or they shouldn't be cause that's kind of illegal.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

Basic bitch is universal. It transcends gender. Enbies can be basic bitches, men, dogs, cats, any other animal, etc.

Can confirm, I am an enby basic bitch.

I like pumpkin spice lattes and fall weather. :negative:

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Zil posted:

Can confirm, I am an enby basic bitch.

I like pumpkin spice lattes and fall weather. :negative:

Wait, what kind of degenerate fucks are running around out there referring to "liking fall weather" as basic bitch stuff.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

Has Macca's got knobs now? A&W brought back the bacon glizzy aka Whistle Dog.
Also I'm pretty sure this is the dick sucking thread in GBS and I am a subject matter expert. If this was Wikipedia I'd have like some shitass graphic of a dick next to my username indicating my penchant for chorging hogs.

All their knobs can be found in the bathroom stall with the little hole in the wall.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



syntaxfunction posted:

No one is forcing you to do anything,

But I love it when they do... :smith:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A number of dicks. Why?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Grape posted:

Wait, what kind of degenerate fucks are running around out there referring to "liking fall weather" as basic bitch stuff.

The basic bitch is coming from inside the house. Pumpkin spice, liking fall as a personality quirk and poor footwear choices (Ugg boots, Crocs) are basic bitching 101.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

A number of dicks. Why?

What number

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Bloop posted:

What number

I unno, like 3 or 4.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A pendulence of penises

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
First time I did I said "achievement unlocked!" Not my proudest moment.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


No, never.

e/ edited for clarity.

Ratios and Tendency fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 17, 2022

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


Let's see, there's somewhere between 7-8 billion humans on earth, half of those are dickless, so it has to be rightly roughly less than 4.5 billion before every adult dick sucked.

Good job, you're the reason they keep shutting down the dick sucking factories, aren't you?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





I finally get to quit my job at the dick sucking factory soon. Then I'll be sucking dicks pro bono.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

The basic bitch is coming from inside the house. Pumpkin spice, liking fall as a personality quirk and poor footwear choices (Ugg boots, Crocs) are basic bitching 101.

I think this depends on the fall. Like I live in premium postcard fall land, motherfuckers go on tourism trips here.
But like mild lame rear end falls in like Virginia sure lol.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




actually you're basic if you don't like fall weather

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Grape posted:

I think this depends on the fall. Like I live in premium postcard fall land, motherfuckers basic bitches and their basic bitch families go on tourism trips here.
But like mild lame rear end falls in like Virginia sure lol.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Bad Purchase posted:

actually you're basic if you don't like fall weather

What am if I suck dick a lot?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

insane anime posted:

Because I'm not gay? Isn't that sexist?

That doesn't make sense. Straight people have sex in missionary position, but they don't 'masturbate' in missionary position. Have you ever had sex?

Fair enough. I guess it isn't your job to educate me, but I don't understand how sucking a penis can be straight. It seems gay.

You've been lied to. It is gay.

what about the dick of a girl, howevre

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


How are we defining "dick"? Like, actually think about it.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the medical definition

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Well that sucks dick :( - referring to something not great that's happened/going to happen.

Well that sucks! dick? :) - offering dick to offset something not great.

Edit: Please don't do the second one.

Confusedslight fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Aug 17, 2022

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Wait who's birthday is it?

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

Yes

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

Just back to check on the dick sucking thread. No updates. Hmm.

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

No one with any pertinent thoughts on sucking dick?

Ol sakkman
Sep 28, 2021

Well that just sucks dick.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sorry we were all busy sucking dicks

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
Won't somebody *please* gently caress my mouth

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

people always ask about sucking dicks but never about dicking a suck. makes you wonder

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Isn't that where the pee comes out? The pee that goes in the TOILET??

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

larchesdanrew posted:

Isn't that where the pee comes out? The pee that goes in the TOILET??

Not right now it doesn’t

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





I'm still out here. Sucking. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
Suckin dick paid for my van

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Lurker Ant posted:

Suckin dick paid for my van

I hope you suck a lot of dick in that van.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Lurker Ant posted:

Suckin dick paid for my van

Is it a nice van? How many miles

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