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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAg8EkDiIXk This poo poo is insane. These dudes, this guy in particular, like laugh as they get their bald rear end heads stuck inside caves. I guess the theory is wherever they can get in they can get out the same way they came, but gently caress my life that is harrowing. I was doing a little cave crawling tour in Japan about 20 years ago, and a lady saw a snake in front of her and refused to move. I thought I would die in a tunnel that I couldn't stand up in. I've been claustrophobic ever since. Recently I started watching these dumb videos in the middle of the night and it keeps freaking me the gently caress out. Would you like to die in a hole like this?
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Going deep. Thank you.
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Aug 13, 2022 11:08
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Seems like a big metaphor for buttsex. 
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Aug 13, 2022 11:47
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https://cavehaven.com/nutty-putty-cave-accident/
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Aug 13, 2022 11:48
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There's a place by my house where you can go into a cave in the nude and do cave stuff while naked I guess https://howecaverns.com/nic/
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Aug 13, 2022 11:50
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This dude actually did a video and used his kid (nephew?) to relentlessly dunk on John Jones, which I found pretty distasteful, but whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEv-ID48cg
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Aug 13, 2022 11:52
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This is probably the most uncomfortable I've been watching anything on the internet.
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Well, at least handling stuck caver divers is easy. There's no disposal required, just pour some concrete into the cave and... done!
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Aug 13, 2022 12:25
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RIP Jim Jimes, died in the Silly Willy Hole
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No one ever dies while cave diving, it's just what they want you to think. Those are all bodies of people murdered and dumped. It's all a conspiracy.
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I like how the article just quietyly drops "was too narrow to pull him backward without breaking his legs" in some text within an image.
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Aug 13, 2022 12:38
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Mammoth caves are small enough for me. Thanks.
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In my experience the majority of people die outside of caves
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But it's more fun to die outside, that's why it's not as scary and not as dumb.
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caves are stupid, we started living in houses for a reason. because they're dope and have internet in them.
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My superball rolled under the bed and i went after it and welp i've been stuck here for eight days. I hate it here
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Caves don't kill you, sudden stop at the end does
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:caves are stupid, we started living in houses for a reason. because they're dope and have internet in them. hey everyone get a load of mr fancy homeowner over here. Too good for caves in his mansion on the hill.
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Remember the thai soccer kid cave that elon musk owned himself over And then a goon in gbs had amazing takes on how disasters merely force human beings to violently rape each other pertaining to the topic
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EorayMel posted:Remember the thai soccer kid cave that elon musk owned himself over As someone with horrible opinions, even that is too much for me.
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Lmao that guy was such a poo poo poster
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EorayMel posted:Remember the thai soccer kid cave that elon musk owned himself over  I suddenly feel very sane and full of optimism in comparison.
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Bullshit https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/
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Colonel Cancer posted:Caves don't kill you, sudden stop at the end does It could also be the slowly rising tide as you're stuck upside down in some dark hole unable to move your arms, imo.
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drat you know what is real hosed up cave diving like what the heck!
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You think that's weird wait till you hear that some people willingly jump out of air planes. While in the air!!!
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Mooey Cow posted:You think that's weird wait till you hear that some people willingly jump out of air planes. While in the air!!! I would rather do that.
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haljordan posted:There's a place by my house where you can go into a cave in the nude and do cave stuff while naked I guess Voluntarily paying $85 to be in a cave with 350 other naked people lmao
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If i wanted to be stuck underground, I'd kill myself and go to the funeral!
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The only thing i'll go into a cave for is a romantic tryst with a gelatinous cube
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Mooey Cow posted:You think that's weird wait till you hear that some people willingly jump out of air planes. While in the air!!! When something goes wrong air diving, do you also die over 48 hours in pitch dark as you can't breathe because cave walls strain against your chest, blood pools in your head and rescuers use you to test new and innovative ways to break one's legs?
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steinrokkan posted:When something goes wrong air diving, do you also die over 48 hours in pitch dark as you can't breathe because cave walls strain against your chest, blood pools in your head and rescuers use you to test new and innovative ways to break one's legs? Yeah but the default outcome when jumping out of an airplane is that you die, you have to actively do something to survive, but you can actually walk into most caves and live.
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quote:The cave was closed prior to Jones' death, but cavers had cut their way through the gated entrance
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steinrokkan posted:When something goes wrong air diving, do you also die over 48 hours in pitch dark as you can't breathe because cave walls strain against your chest, blood pools in your head and rescuers use you to test new and innovative ways to break one's legs? You could get stuck in the airplane bathroom moments before your jump idk 
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ive been to a few tourist attraction caves that had like rails and stairwells and lighting systems built in and those were cool and good, but once in boy scouts we went to some hosed up little cave deep in the sierras where we in many points had rock walls pressing on every side of our bodies or had to flatten ourselves to a few inches and crawl through mud pressed under rock, with the only light being our flashlights. it was only like a mile or two of this and it never went very deep but it took hours to get through, it was so tight and narrow and dark and there were so many points of almost getting stuck (and this was when i was a kid and much skinnier) i have no interest in ever doing anything like that again also it was a weird sort of cave because i dont remember seeing typical "cave stuff" like stalagmites or stalactites. there was no dripping water and not much liquid, though the ground was thick mud most of the way. it was more like a very tiny gap between two mountains Earwicker fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Aug 13, 2022 |
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steinrokkan posted:When something goes wrong air diving, do you also die over 48 hours in pitch dark as you can't breathe because cave walls strain against your chest, blood pools in your head and rescuers use you to test new and innovative ways to break one's legs? When they were thinking how to get his dead body how they thought about cutting it in half and bringing it up in two pieces. Instead they decided to just leave it.
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Grem posted:When they were thinking how to get his dead body how they thought about cutting it in half and bringing it up in two pieces. Instead they decided to just leave it. that is what they have to do with people who die trying to climb everest as well, and now the mountain top is literally littered with corpses, some of which are now landmarks used by current climbers. edit: i just googled to double check and there are still "over 200" bodies up there Earwicker fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 13, 2022 |
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haljordan posted:There's a place by my house where you can go into a cave in the nude and do cave stuff while naked I guess It's going to be all old dudes too.
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Colonel Cancer posted:You could get stuck in the airplane bathroom moments before your jump idk Hmm at least then when they flush you you get to turn into one of those airplane toilet icicles you hear about falling on people on the news
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Caves are kinda cool but any fit that requires crouching/crawling for more than five minutes gets a definitive HELL NO from me. Leave that poo poo to the bugs and lizards and whatever else that are actually small enough to fit without having to work at it, or get a loving crew in to build a supporting ceiling so you can mine out the path to whatever the hell you're hoping to find on the other end of the crawlspace/deathtrap.
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